100 Reason Not To Piss Sin Off

What do you get when an adult fan of Harry Potter takes writes fan fiction at adult-fanfiction.org takes control of their world and turns it upside down? Then what happens when the character starts making her mad? This is that story. A story from a sick perverted mind that I truly hope you enjoys.


100 Reasons Not TO Piss Sin Off!


1. Harry and Sirius are no longer allowed
to get me drunk and take pictures of me lying
naked with Sirius in his dog form. The
students seem to like to send the pictures
to me when I try to make them follow the
rules.

That’s right I have taken over Harry
Potter Land and turned it upside down.
I have changed the rules and it seems that
they didn’t like it very much so they decided
that the one way to get me out is to piss me
off. Well sad to say that all it does is make
me plot revenge. The first two people that I
have plotted against is none other then the
golden boy himself and his of so very hot
godfather. For I have taken the robes away
and have given them all school uniforms.
This is their pay back for that. I do hope
you enjoy because my revenge is going to
be even sweeter.

Sin,
Come to Three Brooms tonight at nine
for a surprise birthday party for Lupin.
Bring yourself and nothing else we will
take care of everything. Prepare being
out all night since tomorrow is Saturday.
S.B.

I looked at the note and sighed. I didn’t
know that tonight was Lupin’s birthday. I
should have known it was. He was still acting
funny from my birthday party. I guess he
thought that we all forgot. I didn’t know
and being Lupin I wouldn’t forget something
like that. He is a sweet good guy when he
wants to be. Just don’t eat his chocolate.
I believe that it is laced with something.
I just don’t know what it is just yet.

“Sin, may I speak to you for a minute?”
A voice asked from behind me.

I turned and saw Hermione there looking
up at me. “What is it Miss Granger?”

“I was wondering if the Seventh Years
are allowed to go to Lupin’s Surprise
party tonight.” She said with a soft smile.

“Yes you can since tomorrow is Saturday
I see no reason why you shouldn’t be
allowed.” I said to her.

She smiled a bright smile at me and nodded.
“Thank you. I knew that you were nice even
though the others said you weren’t.”

“Don’t tell everyone it would ruin the
fear that I have placed in them.” I said
with a wink.

“Oh you still scare me I just knew that
you aren’t always a bitch.” She said
before she rushed out of my office.

Oh did I forget to tell you that I am a
professor here. Yes I am and I teach a
whole new subject too. I teach Revenge.
Oh yes not many people know how to plot
revenge very well. And not many people
know how to pull it off either. I teach
it all. And what better way to teach
revenge then make then take revenge
against me. Of course that doesn’t mean
that I can’t get pissed off about it though.
And I must take my revenge on them too.

Now to get ready for this party. I have
no class today since there were no classes
at all today because Dumbledore saw fit
that we needed a day off. I agree that we
did. We all did. It gave me time to think
about new ways to piss my students off
enough to take revenge. And I even found
a few ways to piss the professors off.
Can’t help it I’m a trouble maker and
anyone can be the victims.

I looked at my outfits and smiled.
I have a few things that I know would
make a lot of men day today and I
believe that my purple one is the one
that I will be wearing tonight. Now
that I have that figured that out I
guess it’s time to see what I have in
my toy box to give to Lupin. I know
that I have to make sure it is a new
one so he can’t smell me on it. Too many
toys and not enough time if you ask me.
But anyways that’s the way it is right now.
So I found a small black whip that I
know would tickle his fancy. Maybe
he’ll let me show him how it works.
I couldn’t help it I am a freak when
it comes to sex and believe it will
come out in this story of mine.

But first we have to move on to the
Three Brooms so I can make sure that
you can understand why I am so good
at revenge. You’ll be seeing that
word a lot in this story. Oh and I
must warn you that you will be laughing
your asses off too. So enjoy this story.

Later…

I walked into the bar with my gift and
saw that I wasn’t the first person there.
Sirius and his godson were there. They saw
me as soon as I walked into the door. I
should have known that they were looking
for me. I should have known that this
was a trap. But I was in the mood for
fun and I wasn’t really on my guard.
That was my stupidity and now I regret
it every time I see them.

“Hey Sin over here. We are starting a
little early and thought that you would
like to join us.” Harry called from the bar.

I nodded and walked over to them. It was
weird because I had people laughing
behind me and for some reason I knew
that it was about me. I just wasn’t going
to let on that I knew they were talking
about me. When I sat down Sirius placed
a drink in front of me and smiled. “We
haven’t really gotten to know you since
you started teaching her. Most of them are
afraid of you because of the subject you
teach. So Harry and I decide that we
shouldn’t allow your class to come
between making friends.”

“I know that many people think that
what I am teaching is wrong. IT doesn’t
bother me I just don’t see how it can
be wrong. Mean if you are wronged in
life you should have a right to get
back that the ones that wronged you.
I know it won’t change what happened
but it helps with the healing of it.
And I am glad you two have decided
that you can see pass what I teach.
I know many of the students and
Professors don’t like me. Which I
can understand since I am such
a bitch.” I said as I took the
drink and brought it to my lips.

“I have to ask Sin, why do you
teach revenge?” Harry asked me.

I looked at him for a moment and
then looked away. No need in telling
him the truth. “I would rather not
talk about that yet. Some things are
better left unsaid Harry. Believe me
it’s nothing that I want to talk about.”

When I turned back to face them he
nodded and I took a swig of my fire
whiskey. “So when does the party start?”

“On a few hours. Hermione will be
dragging Lupin in for a drink then
and we all are saying surprise. Sad
thing is the witch that was to jump
out of the cake canceled. It seems
she broke her leg.” Sirius said with
a pout.

“Now that is sad. I wonder what
you are going to do now.” I said
knowing where this was going.

“Well you are a hot little number
and you have a sexy outfit on. I
was wondering if you would do it.”
He said to me.

“Now wait a damn minute here. I may
be good looking but I’m not jumping
out of a cake.” I said to him.

He raised an eyebrow at me and laughed.
“What are you scared to try something new?”

Oh shit he knows O can’t turn dares down
and this is where it was heading. I didn’t
like this one bit. Not one damn bit. “No
it’s just I don’t think that I would want
to give him a heart attack. That’s all.”

“Admit it you are scared.” He said to me.

“I’m not a kid and baiting me isn’t going
to work Sirius. So you might as well stop it.”
I hissed at him as I stood up to leave.

As I walked away he laughed and then said,
“I dare you Sin.”

I stopped in mid step and turned to look at him.
“I hate you right now.”

“Oh that’s too bed sweetie because I am
having some of the best thoughts about
you right at the moment.” He said with
a evil grin.

“Fine I take your fucking dare. But
you will be gotten back for this one.
Taking advantage over someone when
they were cursed with not being able
to turn a dare down. You will be got
back.” I hissed before I walked to a
dark corner.

I sat down and glared at him as they
laughed at what I said. They really
thought I was joking about this. Oh
but I wasn’t I don’t joke about what
my father did to me. I don’t joke about
the pain I feel if I try to turn down a
dare. Oh no I don’t joke about my past
and they will pay for this. Then they’ll
know just how funny it is.

A few hours passed and I felt dizzy
from all the drinks that I had drunk
when Hermione walked through the door
pulling Lupin behind her. No one else
was here as they all shouted happy
birthday to him. This wasn’t right.
Not right at all and I should have
known. But suddenly it all came clear
in my drunken mind when they all turned
to look at me. I was fucked. “Time for
your present Sin.”

On their own my legs started moving as
my body stood up from the chair and
followed the bartender into the back
of the bar. She helped me get in and then
smiled a sad smile before she placed the
top on. “I’ll get them all back for this
shit.”

When I felt like enough time passed, I
quickly jumped up and out of the cake.
And when I did I came up naked. My outfit
now gone. I heard the laughs before I saw
all four of them sitting at a table
laughing their asses off. Never had I
felt so humiliated and they did this to
me. All four of them knew about this.
But they weren’t going to know that they
humiliated me. No I wasn’t going to let
them see it.

So I stepped out of the cake naked and
allowed them to see just what I looked
like naked. That was when Harry stopped
laughing. His eyes got huge as he looked
at my body. I knew what he saw. I knew
just what he was looking at and I hoped
it made him feel two inches tall. I
walked over to my table wrapped my robe
around me and sat down. “Bartender I want
a bottle of fire whiskey. No glass if
you don’t mind. I don’t plan on taking
that long with the bottle.”

She nodded and went into the back. I
figured she was going to get my clothes
and give them to me. I found out I was
right a few moments later when she
walked out with my folded clothes. She
also had a bottle of fire whiskey in
her hand. “Put it on Sirius’s tab if
he doesn’t mind.”

She nodded and placed them both on the
table. She could tell that I was beyond
pissed. What I was I couldn’t even find
a word to fit it. So I opened the bottle
and put it to my lips. Five minutes later
it was empty and I was walking out the
door with my clothes in my hands. Before
I walked out I threw the gift down in
front of Lupin and rolled my eyes. “Happy
fucking birthday asshole.”

After all that I don’t remember anything.
I don’t remember why I woke up in the
hospital wing and who had brought me
there. All I know was I had many things
to do and being in the hospital wing
wasn’t one of them. So I got up got
dressed and headed back to my rooms.
No need in letting anyone know what
happened. When I got to my office
there was a moving picture there
taped on my door? And when I saw
what it was I saw red. I wanted to
kill.

I ripped it off the door and stormed
into my office. My head was pounding
and my anger wasn’t helping any. But
I should have known that it wasn’t over.
For when I sat down at my desk there was
a scroll sitting on my desk with the
initials S.B. on it. So I opened it.

Sin,
I do hope you enjoyed last night as
much as I did. I didn’t know that you
enjoyed sex with animals as much as you
did. I do hope you like the picture that
I left for you. It seems you were far
too drunk to remember any of last night.
It might do you well not to mess with
my godson or me any more. For there are
more where that one came from. I
wouldn’t want it to get out in school
now would you? And maybe we can get
together some time soon and fuck like
last night.
S.B.