I Dare You
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
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Adult +
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5,124
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2
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I Dare You
A/N: Just a silly little oneshot that popped in my head. Feel free to add more if you'd like.
Ron looked up at Harry as he sat down on the couch. There were only three other people in the common room that late.
"Well, Harry" Ron gloated. "You couldn't pull it off."
Ron was referring to earlier in the day, at breakfast, when he had told Harry that he couldn't even get through one day without Snape giving him detention. Harry indignantly disagreed. Ron told him that if he could get through the day without a Snape induced detention he would do any dare that Harry set, however, if he did get a detention with Snape, Harry had to do a dare that Ron set. He agreed.
Harry did everything in his power to avoid the Potions Master, as they didn't have potions on tuesday. His plan backfired, of course. He had tried to take an obscure corridor to lunch that day when he had turned a corner and literally ran into Snape, knocking them both to the floor. That had earned him not one detention but three. He wasn't exactly happy to lose the bet to Ron. He dreaded whatever stunt his best friend would come up with.
"OK Ron, What humiliating thing do I have to do?"
Ron leaned over and whispered quietly in Harry's ear, so that no one would overhear. He wanted it to be a complete surprise tomorrow.
"What? You want me to do what? He'll kill me." Harry exploded.
"You have detention anyway."
"Yeah but I'd rather be alive for it. Not chopped up for ingredients in his nasty potions."
THE NEXT DAY
Harry and Ron waited outside the potions classroom until the other students had all filed in. Then Harry took off all his clothes except his pants and walked into the classroom barefoot. A few moment later Snape swooped in and walked to the front of the room. When he turned, he saw Harry standing in only his pants in the back. Sneering, he walked up to Harry and loomed over him.
"Mr. Potter, just who do you think you are?" he asked in a deadly tone.
Harry took a deep breath before saying,
"I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants. Something I'm sure you are quite familiar with."
The class burst out laughing.
At those words, Snape's normally sallow face turned an alarming shade of red. Harry, scared out of his mind, ran out the door. Snape was hot on his heels with only one thought on his mind, how good it would feel to wrap his fingers around that neck and squeeze. The two running males passes a startled McGonnagal and a smiling headmaster. Dumbledore just looked after them with a bright twinkle in his eye. He so loved a good prank.
Ron looked up at Harry as he sat down on the couch. There were only three other people in the common room that late.
"Well, Harry" Ron gloated. "You couldn't pull it off."
Ron was referring to earlier in the day, at breakfast, when he had told Harry that he couldn't even get through one day without Snape giving him detention. Harry indignantly disagreed. Ron told him that if he could get through the day without a Snape induced detention he would do any dare that Harry set, however, if he did get a detention with Snape, Harry had to do a dare that Ron set. He agreed.
Harry did everything in his power to avoid the Potions Master, as they didn't have potions on tuesday. His plan backfired, of course. He had tried to take an obscure corridor to lunch that day when he had turned a corner and literally ran into Snape, knocking them both to the floor. That had earned him not one detention but three. He wasn't exactly happy to lose the bet to Ron. He dreaded whatever stunt his best friend would come up with.
"OK Ron, What humiliating thing do I have to do?"
Ron leaned over and whispered quietly in Harry's ear, so that no one would overhear. He wanted it to be a complete surprise tomorrow.
"What? You want me to do what? He'll kill me." Harry exploded.
"You have detention anyway."
"Yeah but I'd rather be alive for it. Not chopped up for ingredients in his nasty potions."
THE NEXT DAY
Harry and Ron waited outside the potions classroom until the other students had all filed in. Then Harry took off all his clothes except his pants and walked into the classroom barefoot. A few moment later Snape swooped in and walked to the front of the room. When he turned, he saw Harry standing in only his pants in the back. Sneering, he walked up to Harry and loomed over him.
"Mr. Potter, just who do you think you are?" he asked in a deadly tone.
Harry took a deep breath before saying,
"I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants. Something I'm sure you are quite familiar with."
The class burst out laughing.
At those words, Snape's normally sallow face turned an alarming shade of red. Harry, scared out of his mind, ran out the door. Snape was hot on his heels with only one thought on his mind, how good it would feel to wrap his fingers around that neck and squeeze. The two running males passes a startled McGonnagal and a smiling headmaster. Dumbledore just looked after them with a bright twinkle in his eye. He so loved a good prank.