Irreplaceable
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Adult
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1
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3,184
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6
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Irreplaceable
Summary: Hermione grows tired of Severus constantly cheating on her so she kicks him out and gets with the one man who’s always loved her and would never hurt her. Obi-Wan Kenobi.
A/N: Here's the video for the story: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JbYaw07gbE
Irreplaceable
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Hermione Granger stood at the foot of her bed looking around the room. She wanted to make sure she didn’t miss a damned thing of his. She turned as she heard the door open. In walked the man in question.
Mmmm to the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet, that's my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, baby, please don't touch (don't touch)
“Hey Hermione,” Severus smiled.
“Severus,” Hermione stated as she stepped away from the bed.
He looked over and found a large box. With an uneasy feeling, he looked around the bedroom. All of his things were missing from their spots. Slowly he walked to the box. Sure enough, inside were all his things. He also saw two suitcase at the foot of the bed as well.
“What’s this about Hermione?” he asked.
“What does it look like?” she replied calmly as she walked into her closet.
And keep talking that mess, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, at the same time?
And it's my name thats on that jag
So go move your bags, let me call you a cab
“It looks like you packed all my things. Is there a reason?” he questioned following her into the walk in closet.
“You’re damned right there is. I’m sick of this Severus,” she shot back.
Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
“Sick of what? You’re not making any sense,” he said in confusion.
“How’s this for sense? I know all about that little whore Patty. How long did you think you were going to get away with this? Fucking her while you were claiming you loved me and wanted to be with me. I can’t believe I actually believed all your lies,” she hissed.
“Oh come on. It was just a fling,” he laughed.
“A fling huh. How’s this for a fling. Get your shit and leave. I’ve called a cab and it will be here in ten minutes,” she stated as she began going through her clothes.
“You’re not serious. Come one, where are you gonna find someone who can tolerate you?” he chuckled.
“I already have. Matter of fact he’ll be here soon. He’s always been there when I needed him. Unlike you,” she replied.
So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Because you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry up, before your taxi leaves
Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)?
“What? You think I didn’t know? I saw you and Patty driving around in that car I bought you. Speaking of which, leave the keys on the dresser on your way out,” she added as she faced him.
Severus reached in his pocket and dropped the keys to the black Porsche that was sitting in the driveway on the dresser. Just then, the sound of a horn was heard outside. Hermione looked out the window and saw the yellow cab at the curb. She grabbed the box and shoved it into his arms.
“Your taxi’s here. You don’t want to miss it,” she said sweetly.
“You’ll be asking me back Hermione. You can’t live without me,” Severus smirked as he shifted the box so he could pick up the two suitcases.
Hermione turned and led hm out of the bedroom.
So since I'm not your everything (irreplaceable)
How about I'll be nothing (nothing)? Nothing at all to you (nothing, nothing)
Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)
I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Replacing you is so easy
To the left, to the left.
To the left, to the left.
Mmmmm
To the left, to the left.
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left.
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're irreplaceable?
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'?
You must not know 'bout me (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute
As they stepped out of the house, a blue Ferrari pulled into the driveway. Severus watched as a man in his early thirties stepped out of the car. The taxi driver took Severus’s things and placed them in the trunk of the taxi.
“Hey love. Sorry I’m late. Traffic was horrible,” the man smiled as he kissed Hermione’s cheek.
“That’s fine. I was just making sure Severus left okay. Have a nice trip,” Hermione said as she turned from the man and faced Severus.
“Who the hell are you?” Severus demanded.
“The name’s Obi-Wan Kenobi,” Obi-Wan sneered.
“Sir, the meter’s running,” the driver spoke up.
“Fine,” Severus growled as he climbed into the cab.
As the taxi pulled away, he looked back and saw Hermione and Obi-Wan sharing a passionate kiss. Looks like the one good thing in his life, was now lost to him. All because of his selfish needs.
You can pack all your bags we're finished (you must not know 'bout me)
'Cause you made your bed now lay in it (you must not know 'bout me)
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
Six months after Hermione kicked him out, Severus opened the DAILY PROPHET. There on the front page was a picture of Hermione and Obi-Wan. Right about their wedding announcement.
THE END!
A/N: Here's the video for the story: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JbYaw07gbE
Irreplaceable
To the left
To the left
To the left
To the left
Hermione Granger stood at the foot of her bed looking around the room. She wanted to make sure she didn’t miss a damned thing of his. She turned as she heard the door open. In walked the man in question.
Mmmm to the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet, that's my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, baby, please don't touch (don't touch)
“Hey Hermione,” Severus smiled.
“Severus,” Hermione stated as she stepped away from the bed.
He looked over and found a large box. With an uneasy feeling, he looked around the bedroom. All of his things were missing from their spots. Slowly he walked to the box. Sure enough, inside were all his things. He also saw two suitcase at the foot of the bed as well.
“What’s this about Hermione?” he asked.
“What does it look like?” she replied calmly as she walked into her closet.
And keep talking that mess, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, at the same time?
And it's my name thats on that jag
So go move your bags, let me call you a cab
“It looks like you packed all my things. Is there a reason?” he questioned following her into the walk in closet.
“You’re damned right there is. I’m sick of this Severus,” she shot back.
Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
“Sick of what? You’re not making any sense,” he said in confusion.
“How’s this for sense? I know all about that little whore Patty. How long did you think you were going to get away with this? Fucking her while you were claiming you loved me and wanted to be with me. I can’t believe I actually believed all your lies,” she hissed.
“Oh come on. It was just a fling,” he laughed.
“A fling huh. How’s this for a fling. Get your shit and leave. I’ve called a cab and it will be here in ten minutes,” she stated as she began going through her clothes.
“You’re not serious. Come one, where are you gonna find someone who can tolerate you?” he chuckled.
“I already have. Matter of fact he’ll be here soon. He’s always been there when I needed him. Unlike you,” she replied.
So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Because you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry up, before your taxi leaves
Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)?
“What? You think I didn’t know? I saw you and Patty driving around in that car I bought you. Speaking of which, leave the keys on the dresser on your way out,” she added as she faced him.
Severus reached in his pocket and dropped the keys to the black Porsche that was sitting in the driveway on the dresser. Just then, the sound of a horn was heard outside. Hermione looked out the window and saw the yellow cab at the curb. She grabbed the box and shoved it into his arms.
“Your taxi’s here. You don’t want to miss it,” she said sweetly.
“You’ll be asking me back Hermione. You can’t live without me,” Severus smirked as he shifted the box so he could pick up the two suitcases.
Hermione turned and led hm out of the bedroom.
So since I'm not your everything (irreplaceable)
How about I'll be nothing (nothing)? Nothing at all to you (nothing, nothing)
Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)
I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Replacing you is so easy
To the left, to the left.
To the left, to the left.
Mmmmm
To the left, to the left.
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left.
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're irreplaceable?
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'?
You must not know 'bout me (baby)
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute
As they stepped out of the house, a blue Ferrari pulled into the driveway. Severus watched as a man in his early thirties stepped out of the car. The taxi driver took Severus’s things and placed them in the trunk of the taxi.
“Hey love. Sorry I’m late. Traffic was horrible,” the man smiled as he kissed Hermione’s cheek.
“That’s fine. I was just making sure Severus left okay. Have a nice trip,” Hermione said as she turned from the man and faced Severus.
“Who the hell are you?” Severus demanded.
“The name’s Obi-Wan Kenobi,” Obi-Wan sneered.
“Sir, the meter’s running,” the driver spoke up.
“Fine,” Severus growled as he climbed into the cab.
As the taxi pulled away, he looked back and saw Hermione and Obi-Wan sharing a passionate kiss. Looks like the one good thing in his life, was now lost to him. All because of his selfish needs.
You can pack all your bags we're finished (you must not know 'bout me)
'Cause you made your bed now lay in it (you must not know 'bout me)
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
Six months after Hermione kicked him out, Severus opened the DAILY PROPHET. There on the front page was a picture of Hermione and Obi-Wan. Right about their wedding announcement.
THE END!