A Midnight Escapade

Author's Notes: This story isn't meant for people who have no sense of humor. You have to be a little crazy to understand this, so if you find yourself unable to laugh at this --> Don't read this story.
This is something that I found from a dark corner of my room. I just had to share this with you guys. I was laughing when I read this. This is so crazy: no plot and completely waste of time.
I hope you enjoy!


Summary: A story about Harry and Draco's crazy relationship - or can you even call it a realtionship? Anyway, what they are doing is against the school policy.




"What do you want, Potter?" Draco asked, annoyed when the dark-haired Gryffindor approached him like he owned the world.

"I want to talk to you in private, please?" Potter looked him a determined look upon his face.

Draco frowned. "Alright, come on. We can talk in here." He led Potter to an empty classroom just around the corner.

Once they were in the classroom neither said anything. The silence was so thick you could almost cut it with a knife.

"So what was it?" Potter asked as he stared at Draco.

"What was what?!" Draco started to lose his temper.

"You remember yesterday. The kiss, does it ring any bell? Or was it just a dream of mine?" Potter was blushing slightly.

"I don't want to hear about your wet dreams, Potter," Draco snapped at him and was getting a little uncomfortable under the intensive gaze of the Boy-Who-Lived.

"I know you liked it. Don't even try to deny it," Potter said as he stepped closer to him. Soon Potter had him trapped into a corner. Scarhead placed his hands either side of his head.

Now it was Draco's turn to blush. Malfoys don't blush! But he couldn't help it because Potter had the most amazing emerald eyes he had ever seen. I could kiss him again... Draco now looked at Harry's lips like they were the most interesting thing in the whole world.

Harry slowly leaned forward, but Draco grabbed his collar and pulled him into a hungry kiss. Somebody moaned, but it was hard to tell which one. Harry pulled away to take a breath, but a second later Draco had him back where he was.

The door of the classroom was opened, but neither of them heard it.

"Ahem!"

The boys sprang apart from each other.

"You both know the school rules and this isn't acceptable." Snape continued to lecture the whole way to the Headmaster's office.

Once they were seated in the Headmaster's office, Snape left leaving them with very disappointed looking Dumbledore.

"You both know that sex isn't allowed in this school. Especially gay sex." The old coot looked at them over his half moon spectacles.

"But Sir, we were just kissing! We didn't have any plans to have sex in the smelly old classroom." Harry was stunned by this situation. How could Dumbledore even think that he would sleep with Malfoy!

Draco snorted when he heard what Harry said. Oh dear Harry, that was exactly what was going to happen if Snape hadn't interrupted us.

Dumbledore glanced briefly at Draco when he snorted. "Harry, I'm going to say this just once. I won't let you date Mr Malfoy because I know that your relationship is doomed."

"How can you know that?!" Harry was helpless, he couldn't believe his ears.

"I just do. Now return to your houses and if I ever hear about this again, I'll spank you with my own hands. Now off you go." Dumbledore dumped them out of his office to the corridor.

"So this is the end of all things," Harry said darkly.

"Hey, don't be daft. Come on, I'll show you something." Draco took Harry's hand in his.

"Where are we going?" Harry asked, trying to keep up with Draco's pace.

"You'll see." That was all Harry got out from Draco.

They were a safe distance from Dumbledore's office when Draco said, "Actually we aren't going anywhere." He spun around and kissed Harry.

"No, we can't," Harry said. "Didn't you hear what Dumbledore said. I don't want to get spanked by him." Harry pushed Draco away.

"Oh, poor Potter. Are you scared?" A smug grin danced on Draco's face.

"Me? Never!" With that Harry closed the gap between them.

AN: If you insist I can continue this humor thingy.