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The Patron Saint Of Potions And Potters

By: Bexxums
folder Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
Rating: Adult
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

The Patron Saint Of Potions And Potters

Warning: Some implications of adult materials. Also.. Yaoi, aka two guys going at it. If that isn’t your cup of tea, turn back now. If it IS, you can join my inner circle. Become my minion! Also some shouta, which is a minor with an adult. Consenting. Enjoy!
Timeframe: Post-book six, pre-book seven. SPOILERS!

Note: Songfiction! {Words in italics are the lyrics!}
Song: The Patron Saint of Liars And Fakes {By Fallout Boy}
The lyrics are copyright Fallout Boy.

Beta'd: Nobody.. I need a beta. I haven't talked to my old beta in months. Somebody help me out? {Also looking for someone to RP with.. see Profile!}

I'm holding out and I'm holding on
To every letter and every song


The Dungeons of Hogwarts were usually quiet, dismal places with nary a soul around after class hours. During one particular spring evening it was erupting in shouts, kept in the Potions classroom by silencing charms, but still bouncing through the walls of the room. Arguing between a teacher and student.

I pulled myself out of the day we ever had to meet
Are you through with me?


“How can you say that, Sev!” Roared the student.
“It’s over, Potter,” Spat the older man in his low evil voice.
“No it isn’t, you’re just being a git,” Harry muttered, heart shattering.

And when it all goes to hell
Will you be able to tell
Me you're sorry with a straight face


“What about after the war, then?”
“We are too different, Potter. Besides, the end is too far off.”
“Sev, I’ve done a lot for you and I’m NOT about to throw that away.”
“You Gryffindor’s always try my patience..”
“Well Slytherines are no bloody cup of tea either!”

I'm all ears and I'm all scars
To hear you tell me "Boy's like you, you try too hard
to look not quite as desperate".


“Stop being an attention seeker. I’m sure Weasley would love to be your lover.”
“Stop being a jealous arse, Snape.”
Silence. Getting past their last names had been a big step in the beginning of the relationship, now it was as if they’d gone all the way back to the start. Snape’s eyes narrowed.

Well, I'm hanging on
But I still know the way to make your makeup run


“Are you finally consenting, Potter?” He muttered softly. Harry knew he’d wounded him, it meant something. No way in hell was he giving up now.
“No! I care about you, Sev. I won’t let you throw us all away.”

And when it all goes to hell
Will you be able to tell
Me you're sorry with a straight face


Harry pondered a moment, “If you're that worried about Voldermort you can hide.”
“I will not hide, I’ve already done his worst deed..”
Silence passed between them, being reminded of Dumbledore was tough. Finally Snape cleared his throat, “Potter, you know I can’t apologize.”
Harry narrowed his eyes, tears forming in the corners though they failed to fall. “Stop digging this up…”

And when it all goes to hell
Will you be able to tell
Me you're sorry with a straight face


“It’s like being in hell, Harry! We skirt around it instead of moving onward. I can’t apologize for something I knew I had to do. You of all people should understand.”
Harry was silent and Snape sighed again, “Would you rather bring this into your grave, Harry? Or can we finally talk about it?”

And when it all goes to hell
And when it all goes to hell
And when it all goes to hell
And when it all goes



{Author's Note: Short but cute. I will reply to your reviews in my story 'Review Replies & Requests', so if you want to read my reply check there! Also, yes this is a oneshot.. there will be no more chapters, sorry!
Also.. I am looking for roleplay buddies. See my profile! Also looking for a beta for my stories. Harry Potter and/or original. Please instant message me!
Thank you so much for reading! Please, please review, they make my day. Pretty please with a picture of Draco nude ontop? Have a great day!}

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