WWW Wet Dream Charms
WWW Wet Dream Charms
its a bit silly, and a bit crazy, but its morphine induced, so i hope you like it.
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Harry Potter was nervous, HELL, who wouldnt be? Tomorow was the start of his 3 day buks night celebration (although having such a long celebration south of got rid of the night title, but try explaing that to Ron after 3 firewhiskeys)
But tonight. tonight, Harry was going to live out one final fantasy. His llvely bride had told him her ultimate fantasy the alst time they had shared pleasures, and was shocked to discover that he had none to return! So she enlisted the help of the best innventers of all time, Gred and Forge. Their DayDream Charms had been recognised as the best in the magical world, and his love was certain that if he experienced one of these charms, that the next time they experimented, he would definitly be able to partisipate in the fantsy round.
So, harry sat on his bed, uncorked the flaring red vial (like most of their products, to match their hair) swallowed, and let his skull join his feather pillow as he joined the swirling haze begining to fill his mind.
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Harry found himself in Head's chair at the front of the great hall, a large crowd milling around the space now void of the house tables. It seems some sought of party was taking place. He was startled out of his observations by a loud masculine voice next to him adressing the throng.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to celebats the one month anniversery of harry accepetence of of being both a rug and doughnut puncher!"
The audience cheared, while harry got a look at the speaker. It was the sneaky Slyth Blaise Zabini! and what was he saying about harry being a double dipper..................
"Folks, Its now time for the king of the light to mingle with his playthings and decide who is worthy of his pleasures tonight, so line up in the catcombs, single file! Chop chop!!!!!"
The crowd jostled, waiting to see the raven haired -Witch Weekly "best shag of the year" - & DE killer in the flesh!
"Oh, and Potter........" muttered Dracos best mate, "If you get the nerve to ever chose me, i really hope you're into androgyny". A sly wink, a squeeze on the sholder, and the former DE-turned Order spy left the stage.
A bell rang, and Harry saw, to his shock, Draco Malfoy, the bleached and greased menance himself!
"Potty", Malfoy drawled, lightly brushing his hand down the side of harry's face, "Pick me, 'cause Ferrets die if they don't mate. So, technically, you'd be saving a life!"
Harry shook his head, and the blonde snake/whore slunked off the stage. It was not two secounds before he was joined by a strangly farmilar face, that of his Hogwarts stalker, Colin Creevey.
The mousy blonde boy jumped onto his lap, chattering frantically "How about you and me make some dirty pictures? Huh? huh? HuhHuhHuhHUH?"
The boy was pulled off him by non other then ALbus Dumbledore "No! Pick me Mister Potter. I know I may old, but I can still keep my hat upright! (twinkle wink twinkle) and i can do things with a lemon drop you would never imagine!".
Harry pointed the dirty old man off down and off the platform, not before he was joined by McGonagall who snapped "I can be a real wild cat when I want to".harry shook the sick image from his head as his gaze landed on the next arrival, Ginny Weasley.
Harrys heart recognised the old feelings tumble around in his chest, and the monster sitting in his ribs roared as she kneeled between his legs and fluttered her eyelids as she moaned just for him "Hary, want to help me write another chapter in my naughty diary?"
Before Harry could say or do anything he seemed to be swarmed, yanked from his chair and tossed into the thrown.
He was grabbed, tossed, cuddled, groped, kissed, adn mained as voice after voice screamed "Pick me, Pick ME!!!" As this happened, Harry recognised certain voices.
He was certain he was groped as the deep voice of Bill Weasley growled in the shell of his ear. "Let me show you the two gems I'll never hand over to Gringotts".
Harry was uncertain if it was a spear or somehting else that poked his taught cheeks as Sir Cadogan yelped "Alive, i'd ride my horse all day long, but for you dear boy, I'd duel for the right ot ride you!"
Ghoslty arms had carassed him as Cedric Diggory whispered "Hey, baby! Are you into necrophilia?", while his nipped was twistered and his other ear assulted as Charlie Weasley (at least Harry THOUGHT it was Charlie) drawled "I like things scorching hot, so i hope your fireproff!"
The Fat Lady cried for all to hear "Harry Dear, with just the right words, I'll let you come inside!"
Which was replied with Fred & George's cry of "WWW means Wacky Weasleys' Wangs!
The Giant squid flipped him on his back as he wailed "I can make you wet, Harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy", while
Madame Hooch joined in with "I like to mount it, grip it tight. I never slide off the end", as Myrtle screamed "Want to find out why they call me "Moaning"?
It shocked his ears to even hear Peter Pettigrew say "There's nothing wrong with a rat liking pussy", who was drowned out by Sirius Black barking loudly "
Do you like it doggie-style?", while the moon mad Remus Lupin howled "Want to role-play? You'll be the Little Red Riding Hood."
The voice became more confussed and jumbled, and Harry still heard voice he knew from the wizarding world.
Lucius Malfoy crowed quite smartly that his cane doubles into many things to Snape, who admitted he like to "Stir things up", which was soon drowned out by Mad Eye Moody's statement of "I bet I could turn you into a minx!"
Hary was certain that Percy Weasley cupped him softly and stamered "Ironically, I'm a Head Boy looking for a girl, or anyone, who'll give head"
ANother Weasley voice popped into his head, making him gasp. "Harry, harrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy,its Ron, and you know I have lots of experience with having slick things in my mouth", an was even more shocked that he though he heard himself reply "Im sure lots of people want to know what else you've got thats shaped like a lightning bolt?
But suddenly the world became clear, adn Harry was on his knees in a dark room, He was dragged to s stadning postion by Voldemort, who pulled harry hard against himself as he deeply moaned "I'm You-Know-Who. Want to go you-know-where, do you-know-what?"
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Harry rose from his bed screaming himself hoarse, to find the soon to be Mrs Potter leaning against the open door frame.
"You ok Harry?"
Harry shrugged, and grabbed his glasses from the bedside table.
"Sorry Hon, dont think so. Al that i heard was a bunch of jumbled (shudder) pick up lines".harry swore then and there to never tell anyone what had passed, no matter the consequences.
His gal joined him on the bed and dumped a heavy book into his hands, as she straddled him.
"Harry, while you were dreaming I read the whole Kamasutra. Now I was hoping a man would want to put some of this theory into practice. Do you want to volunteer?"
Harry tossed the book aside, replying her question with a kiss.
Marrying Hermione, a woman with the complete knowledge of the Kama Sutra, was a real life fantasie he was more then haoppy to indulge in.
But for now, he was more then hapy to put "theroy into practise".