Calorie Count

A/N: I finally wrote a fluffy oneshot. I’m not sure if I like it or not but oh well…I’m posting it anyway. I also felt insanely guilty while writing it. Not sure why…

Calorie Count

“Harry?” Draco asked as he looked at his fingernail, attempting to look nonchalant.

“Yeah?” Harry replied, continuing to read his current issue of The Daily Prophet .

“How many calories do you think are in cum?” he asked, his voice sounding bored and disinterested, like he didn’t really care about the answer.

Harry’s head snapped up and his eyes got almost comically wide.

“Pardon me?” he asked, certain he had misheard the question.

“You heard me.” Draco smirked, pleased that he had totally shocked his husband.

“Well,” Harry said regaining his composure.

“Why don’t you go weigh, suck me off, then weigh again and we can find out.”

Harry gave Draco a cheeky grin that the blonde chose to ignore.

Draco did however slowly stand from his spot on the couch, making his way seductively to Harry, who was currently sitting at the kitchen table.

“You’d like that Potter, wouldn’t you?” Draco asked, running a finger down Harry’s bare chest.
Harry gasped before replying, “Potter-Malfoy,” with a small smile.

“Potter-Malfoy,” Draco repeated before wrapping his right hand around Harry’s neck and pulling the green-eyed man in for a passionate kiss.

Draco licked and nibbled on Harry’s bottom lip, seeking entrance.

Harry groaned, opening his mouth gently to allow his lover access.

Draco’s tongue searched his mouth, swirling around his own tongue erotically as they both fought for dominance.

Harry felt a familiar tightening in his pants as his husband continued to assault his mouth. He moved his hand to the front of his trousers and softly stroked himself through the material, hoping that Draco didn’t notice the movement.

‘No such luck’ Harry thought when he felt Draco’s hand slither down his front before grasping his wrist and pinning it to his hip.

Harry pulled his mouth away, panting slightly.

“Draco,” Harry whined pathetically, his face turning into the perfect pout he knew his lover could never resist.

Draco simply chuckled before dropping to his knees.

“You’re lucky you’re so damn irresistibly cute.” Draco stated simply while roughly pulling on the front of Harry’s pants.

“I am rather adorable.” Harry said, leaning his head on the back of the chair.

“Cheeky brat,”

Draco finally managed to get Harry’s pants undone, pulling them and his black silk boxers down in one swift movement.

Draco smirked victoriously before leaning down to kiss Harry’s thigh, biting the flesh teasingly.

“Damnit, Draco stop teasing me,” Harry growled.

“Such a bossy bottom,” Draco taunted before wrapping his long, slim fingers around Harry’s weeping cock.

He licked the tip teasingly, tasting the slightly salty pre-cum threatening to slide down the shaft.

Harry groaned, closing his eyes and throwing his head back.

Draco ignored him, content with simply sucking the head of Harry’s cock, swirling his tongue around the tip every now and then.

“Get on with it,” Harry said, frustrated with the slow pace.

“Shut it,” Draco said before giving the underside of his shaft a long, slow teasing lick.

Harry’s hips bucked causing his back to arch at an impossible angle, his body craving more.

Draco flicked his tongue over the slit, moving it back and forth while his hand massaged Harry’s balls gently.

Harry was panting like a fish out of water, his body squirming and his cock twitching slightly.
Draco decided to take mercy on his husband and slowly lowered his mouth over him. Not stopping until the tip reached the back of his throat. He paused for a moment, breathing through his nose and trying desperately to control his gag reflexes.

When he finally had his body under control, he made a swallowing motion causing Harry to scream out, the brunette’s hands going straight to Draco’s hair.

He ran his fingers through the silky blond lock, reveling in their softness while Draco mouth clenched around him, his hands still massaging.

“Draco I’m going to- oh please.” Harry rambled, doing his best to not thrust his hips up.

Draco put his hands on Harry’s hipbones, holding him down slightly while his mouth gave a particularly strong suck.

Harry screamed, his body going stiff as he emptied himself into Draco’s awaiting mouth.

Draco continued to suck and lick him gently as he came down from his breath taking high.

Harry panted softly, his eyes meeting Draco’s.

“If I gained even half an ounce so help me Potter. Draco said seriously, causing Harry to through his head back in laughter.