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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
3,283
Reviews:
18
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I've got another massive beauty in the works (though it's nothing compared to Samayel. Go read Redeem Me!!) but this just wouldn't leave me alone. Please review!
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Draco Malfoy sat down with confidence in the Slytherin common room. He was smug, and smirking, and being his general insufferable self, as usual. Pansy came up to him, her pug nose sniffing.
"Draco... did you do it?" She asked, and Draco nodded, his smugness escalating.
"I most certainly did do it," he announced proudly.
A timid looking third year crept up to him. "Did... did it hurt?" Draco scoffed.
"Of course not, Timothy, it was completely harmless."
"It's Travis, sir," he said, quaking. Draco nodded.
"Of course it is, Taylor. Any more questions?"
"Was it... hard?" Pansy breathed, and Draco stuck his chest out.
"It was the most difficult thing I've ever been forced to do in my life." A collective gasp went around the room.
"How did you do it?" Even Blaise was curious, inching slightly closer to Draco's seat on the couch to hear the answer.
"I took my weapon out," Draco began, and the tension level in the room skyrocketed. "And I beat it quickly, but it was almost overwhelming."
"Ooooh. How big was it?" Blaise couldn't resist asking.
"MASSIVE," Draco replied easily. "It was the biggest thing I've ever had to put my hands on."
"I mean... really... hard?" Pansy repeated. Draco's ego deflated just a little.
"The first time it was so hard it nearly cracked in two." Pansy winced.
"How did it taste?" Crabbe piped up from the back of the room. Draco beamed.
"It was positively delicious. Not too bad at all for my first time, eh?"
"Draco," This came from a first year girl. "Can I... I mean... can we ... try it next?"
"Are you sure, Anita? It's very large. You know, it started out smaller, too, but the hotter it got, the bigger it got. Can you handle it?"
"I can handle anything you can dish out, Malfoy," she cheeked him, and he smirked.
"Okay. Who wants a piece of it?" Every hand in the Slytherin common room went up, and Draco beamed again. "Brilliant! Someone ring the house-elves and get some milk in here, and I'll pass the cookies out. Don't worry, I didn't add anything to them. I followed the recipe exactly. The special ones I'm saving for Potter."
-fin-
BWAHAHA!! I'm laughing so hard right now at my own shortfic. I hope you liked it. You'd better review and tell me what you think! Dedicated to thrnbrooke for being an awesome reviewer.f
Much love goes to Aki-Hoshi, for some innuendos, and to DakotaRei, for some input. ^__^ <33
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Draco Malfoy sat down with confidence in the Slytherin common room. He was smug, and smirking, and being his general insufferable self, as usual. Pansy came up to him, her pug nose sniffing.
"Draco... did you do it?" She asked, and Draco nodded, his smugness escalating.
"I most certainly did do it," he announced proudly.
A timid looking third year crept up to him. "Did... did it hurt?" Draco scoffed.
"Of course not, Timothy, it was completely harmless."
"It's Travis, sir," he said, quaking. Draco nodded.
"Of course it is, Taylor. Any more questions?"
"Was it... hard?" Pansy breathed, and Draco stuck his chest out.
"It was the most difficult thing I've ever been forced to do in my life." A collective gasp went around the room.
"How did you do it?" Even Blaise was curious, inching slightly closer to Draco's seat on the couch to hear the answer.
"I took my weapon out," Draco began, and the tension level in the room skyrocketed. "And I beat it quickly, but it was almost overwhelming."
"Ooooh. How big was it?" Blaise couldn't resist asking.
"MASSIVE," Draco replied easily. "It was the biggest thing I've ever had to put my hands on."
"I mean... really... hard?" Pansy repeated. Draco's ego deflated just a little.
"The first time it was so hard it nearly cracked in two." Pansy winced.
"How did it taste?" Crabbe piped up from the back of the room. Draco beamed.
"It was positively delicious. Not too bad at all for my first time, eh?"
"Draco," This came from a first year girl. "Can I... I mean... can we ... try it next?"
"Are you sure, Anita? It's very large. You know, it started out smaller, too, but the hotter it got, the bigger it got. Can you handle it?"
"I can handle anything you can dish out, Malfoy," she cheeked him, and he smirked.
"Okay. Who wants a piece of it?" Every hand in the Slytherin common room went up, and Draco beamed again. "Brilliant! Someone ring the house-elves and get some milk in here, and I'll pass the cookies out. Don't worry, I didn't add anything to them. I followed the recipe exactly. The special ones I'm saving for Potter."
-fin-
BWAHAHA!! I'm laughing so hard right now at my own shortfic. I hope you liked it. You'd better review and tell me what you think! Dedicated to thrnbrooke for being an awesome reviewer.f
Much love goes to Aki-Hoshi, for some innuendos, and to DakotaRei, for some input. ^__^ <33