Harry!

Another fic totally inspired this. I just realized that I'm so tired that this seemed fun to me.

I don't think this should be NC-17. It's definitely R I think. I just figured better safe than sorry.
Warning: Pointless torture for fun and giggles


This is honestly the craziest thing I've ever written. I do believe I can label this CRACK. :-)


A/N Harry's thoughts are in italics...


Okay, so I can't add ginger to the fluxweed to make Ron think a bit-

A whispered "Harry..." interrupts his thoughts in the old Black Library.

Harry sniffs and then shrugs off the sound, trying to concentrate on a way to change Ron into him for a meeting at the Ministry next week so he could spend the time shagging his lover into the ground.

"Harry...." Again the whisper, but with a slightly whiney tone to it interrupts his thoughts.

Harry sighs. I'm busy, Malfoy! Can't you just wait two damn minutes?

"Harry..." Draco walks over and leans against a far bookshelf, now in Harry's sight, but not in his reach.

Shit! How do you manage to just stand there and make me so hard that I want to scream? I should shave your head and pull out your teeth and maybe that will allow my senses to focus on the things I need to-

"Oh Harry..." Now it is teasing. There is a hint of something seductive in the tone, but mostly mischievousness filters that out.

Where was I? Dammit! Stupid git makes me lose my place all the time. I don't care that he wants to play. I'm not giving in.

"It's nearly seven, Harry."

Well maybe if you'd shut up I could get this done.

"Every day until my birthday."

Yes, every damn day I do my duty to entertain you. So when I need some time to myself you have to insist that I-

"And then on my birthday..."

Why are you still talking?!?

"...once an hour."

Which is why I'm trying to get this potion right so Ron can take my place...at the meeting. He winces at the staggered thought. More than once, Ron had begged Harry for details on what it was like to bed Draco Malfoy. At first Harry had thought it was out of some sort of sick idea that he hurt the blonde, but then he came to realize that Ron simply fancied Draco and wished he could take Harry's place in more ways than just filling in for him at the ministry.

"What are you doing anyway?"

Trying to read...

"Stop ignoring me."

I'm going to wring your neck.

Draco sits down across from Harry and watches him for a bit, loving the way his nose scrunches up when he's concentrating. He rests his elbows on the table and leans forward until his chin is on the table and Harry can't help but meet his eyes. "Harry...."

Harry looks at him and can't help the smirk that instantly gives Draco the message that this is going to be a battle.

Draco has no plans to give up the fight so he stands up and walks around the table to stand behind Harry's chair.

"Please?"

No...

"Please?"

No.

"Please!?!"

NO! Harry slams his book closed and rubs his temples. He knows that his show of anger will surely shut the damn Malfoy heir up.

"Harry..."

No such luck.

"Harry."

I'm not giving in. I'm not... He glances over his shoulder to see that Draco has backed up and is doing this incredibly sexy pout at the moment and the look in his eyes is about as 'come hither' as a look can get without being illegal somewhere. As Draco sucks his bottom lip into his mouth, Harry turns around again, feeling his breathing quicken. He knows what he has to do.

"Harry!" Draco's stacatto yell finally breaks through the little silent game Harry is playing.

"Fine!" Harry whips around so fast that Draco barely has time to register that the dark haired young man's wand is already out. "Crucio!"

Draco's eyes widen in shock and he spins so quick that he nearly loses his balance.

Harry just watches his back and moves toward him, wanting to kiss him breathless. He is nearly to him when Draco turns back again. His eyes are still wide, but this time in giddiness and fun.

The screams of Ginny Weasley, still in her cage in the library where she has been for the last three months fill the air.

Draco just smiles. "Every day..."

Harry nods. "...at seven."

A/N: The fic that inspired this was where Harry and Draco are lovers and Harry leaves. But Harry comes back early and brutally rapes Draco. It turned out Ginny was jealous of the two and used polyjuice to become Harry and punish Draco for taking Harry away from her.

So I figured she had to be punished. :)