Albus Poses

DISCLAIMER: J.K.Rowling owns all the characters.

This story is not beta'ed, so sorry for mistakes


Hermione was sitting at her desk. It's been about three hours since she got back from Texas. She tried to relax, but it was way to quiet at the office, she knew that it was way past office hours.

Ron was probably at home waiting for her, but she didn't want to go home yet.

Lavender was probably with Harry at his apartment. It was about time he found someone who could handle him, and love him.

Draco she knew to be at Ginny's house. The two new lovers needed time alone. Sure Draco had plenty of lovers, and one night flings. Lavenders birthday foursome being the most recent. As far as Hermione knew, Draco was Ginny's first and only. ( Little did she know about Ginny and her Professor .)

As Hermione was thinking about her friends, she started organizing her desk. She wanted to be prepared for work on monday. She was organizing some papers Darco had left on her desk, when she saw a side note written on one of them. It said, ' Note to self, The only way Dumbledor poses for my magazine, is if he dresses up like Voldemort, and fucks Harry Potter up the ass. '

Hermione couldn't believe it. Dumbledor went to Draco, and asked if he could be in the magazine. She thought, 'EEEWWW ! ' Then she stopped what she was doing, and said to herself, " Hermione your a genius !"

Hermione used the floo to go home, and she had the side note with her. She was going to talk to Ron about helping her out with Albus.

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" Come on Ron. This has been something Albus has wanted to do, since we started the magazine ."

" Hermione, He's old and wrinkled, and it's just sick. "

" Just help me out, you talk to Harry, and I will talk to Albus. "

" Hermione, I don't think Harry will go for this. He's not gay ."

" I know. We could ask Colin Creevey if he would take polyjuice, and pretend to be Harry ."

" If Harry agrees to this, I will get some hairs. "

Hermione threw her arems around Ron, and gave him an earth shattering kiss.

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" Albus. The only way I can get you into the magazine, is if you dress like Voldemort, and you'll have to fuck Harry. "

" Hermione, I can dress like Voldemort, thats no problem, but I don't think Harry will agree to this. "

" Don't worry about that. I've asked Colin Creevey to poly as Harry. Ron is talking to Harry now about getting some hair. "

Thank you Hermione, I know that this idea was Draco's, to see if I would give up on the idea of being in your magazine. "

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" Harry, I'm not asking you to let Albus fuck you, I'm just asking for some hairs."

" I don't know. I don't want people thinking it's me Albus is fucking. "

" I will write a disclaimer at the beginning. "

" O.k." As Harry gave Ron a few of his hairs , he asked, " Who will be playing me ?"

" Colin Creevey. Seems how he idolizes you, and he's also gay ."

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Albus walked into the studio, wearing a pair of old levi's, and a t-shirt advertising a tattoo parlor. His hair was tied back into a pony tail, and his beard was braided. Hermione also noticed a tattoo and his right forearm. It was of the sun, moon , and stars. Hermione motioned for him to a chair to wait for Colin.


Colin walked in looking good. He was wearing black baggy pants, and a black mesh long sleeve shirt. Colin is tall, tan, and even more blonde. Hermione thought, ' Too bad he's gay '

" O.k. Albus my camera is set up, you can go in here and get yourself ready. Colin here's the polyjuice with Harry's hair. "

When Albus went into the dressing room, Colin drank the polyjuice. He was Harry in the clothes Coli walked in wearing. Hermione said to herself, " I'll have to tell Lav to buy Harry an outfit like this. He really looks good. "

Albus came out of the dressing room, he looked just like Voldemort. Hermione was impressed with both of them. " Are you guys ready ?" she asked

" Yes, Miss Granger. I am ready ." Albus sounded like Voldemort too

" I'm ready 'Mione ." Colin said sounding like Harry.

" Good. Here's the scene, Voldemort has captured Harry, and is going to sexually torture him."

They both nodded, and began to get into character.

" Mr. Potter, get over here and put that sweet mouth around my cock ."

" I'd rather die !"

Voldemort walked calmly over to Harry, while undoing his pants. He grabbed a hold of Harry's hair, rubbed Harry's face from side to side on his crotch. Harry opened his mouth, and took it all in until it hit the back of his throat. Harry deep throated Voldemort a few times before slowly nibbling up the shaft to the head. Voldemort didn't think he would last for very much longer, so he pulled out, and walked to the bed.

" Come here Mr. Potter. I'm going to fuck you, until you beg me for death ."

" You will have to kill me first. "

Voldemort walked over to Harry again, and pulled him up by his hair, and threw Harry onto the bed. Harry landed on his stomach, before Harry could roll over, and escape, Voldemort had him pinned. Voldemort reached over Harry for a pillow, and put it under Harry's hips, so he could get better access to Harry's tight ass. Voldemort summoned up some lotion, and was stroking his cock with it.

" O.k. stop there guys. I have to reload. Be back in five." Hermione left to go reload her camera.

" Was i too rough on you Mr. Creevey ?"

" No sir. Believe it or not, I like it that way, it makes it more interesting. I f you don't mind me saying, sir, you have a very impressive cock. I didn't think it would be that large, and so smooth."

" Thank you, It keeps Minerva happy every night ."

" It looks like I need to drink more polyjuice, I'm beginning to change back."

Hermione walked back into the room, " O.k. lets take it to where we left off ."

Albus and Colin got back to where they were, and got back into character.

Voldemort pushed a finger into Harry's ass. That made Harry yelp quietly. Just as Harry was getting used to the one finger, Voldemort decided to put in three fingers, this made Harry scream for mercy, but there would be no mercy from Voldemort.

" Get ready Mr. Potter, because I'm going to fuck that sweet ass ."

Harry was just barely over the pain, when Voldemort shoved his monster all the way in, and pulled out violently, then pushed back in. After a few minutes of this Harry began to moan with pleasure. " Oh Yes ! I want more !"

" Ah, Mr. Potter. Oh, I may just keep you around for my sex slave. Yes, so sweet ! "

" Yes !"

After Voldemort and Harry got off they began to change. Colin was first, then Albus let the charm wear off, and Hermione got it on film, that it wasn't really Voldemort and Harry.

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" Albus this is going to be a payon demand issue, so if you have any friends that would like to have this, leave me a list and I will make sure they know when it's done." Albus gave her a list of about two-hundred people.

About three weeks later, all two-hundred people were contacted and bought the issue at twice the normal cost of the magazine. Everyone was impressed that someone Albus's age could do that.

" Albus they should have let you do that a long time ago, You are so sexy. now come over here and make love to me ." Minerva said, while she was patting a spot on the bed.

" Minerva you are such a vixen ." Albus purred while taking off his robe, and walking to where Minerva was waiting for him.

" Oh Albus, you're an animal ! "

Hope you like R/R I know it's stupid, but it was made out of fun. I know letting an old man pose was sic, but I had to let Albus pose, especially after he asked so nicely.