Irreplaceable

Irreplaceable


Draco smirked as he walked into the Great Hall for the first time after his summer break. He had come back for his last year at Hogwarts, and he planned to make this year one to remember, by starting the year with a huge bang.

He went over to the Slytherin table and sat next to his best friend, Blaise Zabini, and waited until the sorting and feast were done so he could carry out his plans.

“Draco,” Blaise greeted him.

“Blaise,” Draco replied.

“Have a nice summer?” Blaise asked.

Malfoy eyes darkened over for a second as he remembered what happened over the summer holidays, at his apartment home that his parents bought him in London…

*FLASHBACK*
Draco arrived home early Tuesday morning, after a 3 day trip to see his parents, and was glad when he saw the car he had bought his boyfriend, Michael Corner, as he couldn’t apparate and hated using the Floo network. He was about to head inside until a movement in the car caught his eye, curious he walked over there while slowly pulling his wand out, he was about half a meter away from the car when he saw what had caught his eye.

It was Michael in the car with another person…a girl. Malfoy was too shocked to move or say anything for a while before he came to his senses and walked slowly back and went into the house. Once inside he released his fury buy chucking furnisher around and punching the walls. how could he? How could he?

After he calmed down a bit he got a box and started walking to the bedroom where he used magic to put all Michael’s clothes in the box, he didn’t want to touch anything belonging to the traitor’s half-blood.

He is so going to regret this! Draco thought maliciously, a plan already forming in his mind.

*END FLASHBACK*

Shaking his head he looked around the Great Hall, the first years were starting to come through the door, and when he looked around to Blaise again he was grateful that his attention had shifted from him, well that was what he thought until the dark-haired wizard whispered, “Did something happen between you and Michael?”

Draco glared at the boldness his friend seemed to have. “You’ll find out all in good time, Blaise, after the feast to be in fact.” He said with an evil smirk on his face.

Draco smirked at his friend as he watched the first years being sorted into the 4 houses; Gryffindor; Hufflepuff; Ravenclaw and Slytherin. He was pleased that they got more of the first years than the other houses.

As soon as the last first year sat down at her respected house, Dumbledore got up to greet the students. “To those who were here last year, welcome back. Those who are new welcome to Hogwarts! I know you’re all hungry, so tuck in and enjoy!”

Many students laughed as the food appeared on the tables, where they sat around ate and talked about their summer holidays. It was with a relaxed, cheerful atmosphere that Draco got up bout halfway through the feast and walked towards his Headmaster. Dumbledore noticed him when he was a couple meters away from the table and waited patiently for the Slytherin to reach him.

“Good Evening, Mr. Malfoy.” Dumbledore said pleasantly.

“Evening Professor.” Draco replied.

“And may I ask what brings you here?” Dumbledore asked kindly, but with a knowing twinkle in his eyes that grated on the blonde’s nerves slightly.

“I was wondering if it’s not too much hassle, that I may do a performance after the feast before everyone leaves for bed? I swear it’ll take about 5 minutes at the most, sir.” Draco asked hopefully.

“And what type of performance is it?”

Malfoy smiled at the headmaster. “It’s nothing bad I swear, and I rather keep it a secret for now.”

Dumbledore thought about it for a few seconds before saying, “alright Mr. Malfoy, I’ll end the feast slightly earlier. Make sure you’re ready in say 10 minutes. Will that be sufficient enough time?”

“Plenty sir and thank you for letting me do this.” Draco said before turning around and heading back to his place.

“What was all that about?” Blaise asked as soon as he sat down.

“You’ll find out soon enough.” Draco smirked.

At preciously 9 minutes after he talked to Dumbledore, Dumbledore got up and address the school. “I hope you are all had an excellent feast! Tonight we have a special performance that was requested by a student. So I would like all of you to give a special applause to none other than Draco Malfoy!”

On cue, Draco stood up to an enthusiastic applause from the Slytherin table and slight enthusiasm and polite applause from the other houses. Before he went up near the teachers table where Dumbledore had raised a small platform, he took of his school robe, remembering to get the small box out of his pocket, to reveal a pair of tight black jeans with silver trimming and a button up green t-shirt, he was pleased to get a few cat calls and wolf whistles on his way up to the stage.

On stage he put the box down and pointed his wand at to make it full size, next he waved his wand and there was a gigantic spelled mirror on his right he then put his wand to his temple and pointed at the mirror, he did this several times muttering an incantation the whole time, before he waved his wand again to make the lights dim and waved his wand around him where music started playing. He was glad that Dumbledore had conjured up a microphone for him.

Giving a smirk to all the tables, lingering longer on a certain person at the Ravenclaw table who paled in fright, he started singing.


To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Hmmm
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left.

Here Draco pointed to the box next to him.

In the closet that’s my stuff
Yes, if I bought it please don’t touch,
And keep on talking that mess that’s fine
But, could you walk and talk at the same time
And, it’s my name that’s on that jag
So come move your bags, let me call you a cab

At this stage the mirror shone before replaying images, that were related to the song.

Standing in the front yard
Telling me how I’m such a fool
Talking bout I’ll never find a man like you
You got me twisted

Here both Draco and the music paused as sound started to project around the Great Hall accompanied by a new set of memories.

“You’re a fool, Draco.” A picture of Michael Corner said. “You’ve got no idea what you’re doing. Who are you going to get next? Hmm? I doubt you could find anyone to match my standards.”

After that the speaking stopped to be replaced by the music and Draco’s singing and captivating dance moves.

You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute, baby
You must no know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
Your Irreplaceable

Here the memory of Draco catching Michael and that chick in the car was viewed to every student body in the Great Hall. Draco was pleased that everyone seemed to be captivating in the song, he was grateful that he was such a fab singer.

So go ahead and get gone, call up that chick
And see if she’s home
Oops, I bet you thought I didn’t know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Because you were untrue

Rollin her around in the car that I bought for you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry up before the taxi leaves

A picture of a muggle taxi pulled up came up on the mirror.

Standing in front yard
Telling me how I’m such a fool
Talking bout I’ll never find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute, baby
You must no know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
Your Irreplaceable

So since I’m not your everything
How about I’ll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby, I won’t shed a tear for you
I won’t lose a wink of sleep
Cuz the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Hmm
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
Your Irreplaceable

You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute, baby
You must no know about me, you must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking, baby

You must not know about me, you must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute
You can pack all your bags
We’re finished
Cause you made your bed
Now lay in it
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
Your Irreplaceable


Draco bowed to the enthusiastic applause after he finished his song, we’ll all the tables except the Ravenclaw table where an angry and embarrassed Michael Corner got up and stormed his way up to where Malfoy was standing waiting for his ex to come up to the stage.

Once on stage Draco sang a part of the song while pointing to the box next to him.

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Hmm
To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left, to the left
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
Your Irreplaceable

“Why you SPITEFUL Slytherin! How dare you do something like that! That song was complete and utterly wrong. You’re so full of yourself!” Michael yelled at the calm looking blonde.

“Full of myself? Pfft, you know it’s true, Corner. Don’t believe me? Go on, I dare you to choose someone for me, and I bet you anything that I can get them.” Draco said confidently.

“Cocky, arrogant, prick. Okay then, lets see.” Michael looked around the hall before his eyes landed on a certain messy raven head Gryffindor. “Okay then, I dare you to try and get…Harry Potter.” At the name the whole Hall went dead quite, while Draco pretended to look horrified at the outside while inside he was rejoicing.

That stupid idiot! Didn’t he think for one second that when I thought of this that I didn’t know he would choose, Potter? How stupid can anyone be and he’s supposed to be a Ravenclaw! Draco thought as he looked at Corner’s smug face.

“Done,” Draco said as he walked over to the Gryffindor, towards a shocked looking boy. Draco was grateful for the fact that when he had offered Potter a truce that he accepted, well after a lot of talking that is, and spent the last week of holidays with Harry at his flat just getting to know each other, slowly becoming friends.

He remembered Harry’s shocked expression when he told his new friend everything about Michael Corner and his plan for revenge and how he thought that he was going to dare him to go after the ‘famous Harry Potter’. Needless to say Harry was shocked and upset at the thought that the only reason he had befriended him in the first place was because of that, but after a lot of talking, convincing, pleading and even begging he managed to get Harry’s trust again.

So when he walked up to the raven haired teen he felt pretty confident cause he knew that Harry would go along with it, well he hoped anyway. Once he reached the Gryffindor table he motioned for Harry to stand up.

“What do you want Malfoy?” Harry asked, glaring lightly at the blonde in front of him.

“You,” Draco replied simply with a confident air.

Harry smirked, “oh really? And what do I get in return?”

Draco panicked slightly but after a quick glance at Harry who caught his eyes and subtly pointed at Michael, where he was watching what was happening with a smug expression on his face.

“In return? You get me of course! Haven’t you heard that there’s a thin line between love and hate?” Draco asked in a slightly hurt tone, that Harry melted at even though he knew this was just a whole act.

“Yep, but there’s one problem with that…I’ve already crossed the line.” With that Harry grabbed Malfoy’s tie and pulled him close where he crashed his lips against the shocked but willing Slytherin’s in an urgent and passionate kiss that left all the girls and many boys with their eyes glazed over with lust.

Draco would of have liked to take things to the next level if one; they had a private room and two; if this was for real and not an act. Draco slowly pulled away from the kiss and turned around to face Corner.

“Hey, Corner,” Draco yelled, “You were right, I was wrong for ever thinking that I could find some one like you.” At this Michael got over his shock and managed an expression that looked like a cat that just ate the canary. “Instead, I found someone who’s much betterthan you. Isn’t that wonderful?” Draco finished off in a happy, sweet, innocent voice.

If looks could kill Draco would be dead on the spot, if he wasn’t used to giving people death glares every day. “You’re a bastard, Malfoy.” Michael yelled walking towards where he and Harry were standing. “And you,” he pointed at Harry, “how could you ever go for some one like him? You hate each other for god sakes!”

By this time he had reached the ‘new couple’ and stood face-to-face with them as daring them to say or do anything. All the teachers and the rest of the student body combined were still to shock or they just didn’t feel like moving to stop the fight that was bound to happen.

“How could I not? His hot, got a great body, a great personality, once you get to know him properly, and his rich. Oh and his absolutely great in bed! How could you ever cheat on him with some plain muggle girl?” Harry said with a mischief smirk on his face, Draco looked up at his ‘boyfriends’ face in wonder.

“Why you little-” Michael said before he raised his fist and punched Harry in the stomach, hard. Before Harry could hit back or Michael get another punch in there was a wand of Michael’s temple.

“Touch him again and I’ll rip off your testicles and give them to Hagrids Blast-Ended Skrewts to feed on.” Draco said in the most deadliest tone anyone had ever heard him use. “Now get off him and don’t you ever come near me or Harry again, got it?”

Michael nodded before he bolted out of the Great Hall, while Draco helped Harry off the floor.

“Are you alright?” Draco asked with concern.

“I’m fine.”

“Are you sure? You don’t need to go see Madam Pomfrey now do you?” Draco asked slightly sarcastic.

“I’m sure. Thanks for that by the way, I owe you.” Harry said sincerely.

“It was noth-” Draco said but stopped mid-sentence as an idea came to him. “Anything did you say?”

Harry narrowed his eyes slightly while giving the blonde a short nod.

Draco grinned as he pulled Harry closer and whispered into his ear, “how about being my boyfriend for real?”

Harry pulled back and looked into Draco’s eyes for any indication that this way a trick. “Are you serious?”

“Deadly.” Draco said looking into Harry’s eyes, letting his mask fall to show Harry his true feelings.

In answer, Harry pulled Draco closer and gave him such a urgent but passionate and loving kiss before breaking away.

“This has been one of the best first day’s back to school. First I get revenge on my cheating ex-boyfriends and last but the best I get the best looking stud at this school. How lucky can a Slytherin get?”

Harry smirked evilly at him. “Oh, they can get very lucky as can a Gryffindor.”

Before Draco could even begin to process what it meant, Harry had pulled him by the hand and out of the Great Hall. Harry was going to show him how lucky a good looking Slytherin could get in one night.


A/N: Just want to let you know, that I am still working on my other story and I'm nearly finished with chapter 6. I was just listening to the song and it inspired me to write. Anyway i hope to have the next chapter up by next week, at the very latest. Hope you all had a good christmas and new year.

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