Polyjuice Play

Hey all, just something to pass the time while overcoming the evil, but small bouts of writers block. Someone **;-) Juls!** helped come up with this idea one night while chatting and I just had to do it. I love POLYJUICE. There are just sooooo many plot bunnies fighting at my ankles begging for attention from it. This is chapter one, a short introduction to how Remus ends up with the polyjuice potion. There is of course a mention of Severus/Hermione, but this is Remus/Tonks lemonade!!

I'd really really like to get a few reviews on this one. I'm going to write the second and final chapter to this but I actually have a whole slew of plots brewing in my head and I'm looking for ideas, guys! so, on with the show!


Please review, this story isn't quite working in my head and I want ideas people!! LOL, You're all my inspiration anyway!


Marti


Remus looked over the rim of his beer mug, his eyes narrowed suspiciously. Severus looked too happy, too smug. Something had happened and he wanted to know what it was. The last time Severus had looked this happy the entire fifth year class of combined Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw had been assigned detention. The bathrooms hadn’t looked as clean since and that was two years before. He made a mental note to check the bathrooms for kneeling students with their arms soaked to the elbows with sudsy water and toothbrushes scrubbing the floors and toilets.


“Ok, Severus, this is driving me nuts. What’s gotten you so happy? You poison a student again?”


“Oh, nothing that mundane. It was quite extraordinary what happened. I can’t believe I never thought of doing it before. Of course, I’d only consider doing it with Hermione.” Severus drank deeply of his Firewhiskey. The burn of the alcohol warmed him like no fire ever could. Only Hermione’s touch could heat him more and faster.


“What was it? What did you do with her? If it involves whips don’t bother telling me though.” Lupin shivered, trying to forget the image of Severus in a leather thong tied up and Hermione in a lace and leather bustier with a whip behind him. He needed to head home to Tonks! It had been too long since they’d made love. He’d spent three nights in the shrieking shack during the latest full moon phase. The animal side of him needed to re-stake his territory. He needed his mate.

“None of that. We save that for when school is out and no students are apt to catch us.” Severus grinned at his peer. At their wives’ insistence, the two wizards had formed an unlikely and surprisingly friendly alliance. Now they had drinks at ‘The Three Broomsticks’ nearly every Friday or Saturday night, unless the full moon interfered.


“That’s too much information, Severus. Give over, what’s up?”

“I cajoled my lovely wife into experimenting last night. We traded places.”

“You’re a missionary man? Dear lord, Severus, of course she should be on top once in a while! Being ridden is ha--.”

“We traded bodies, you bloody moron! I gave her Polyjuice potion with essence de Severus, and I drank some with her hair in it.” Lupin didn’t need to know about the pubic hair part. That would probably put the poor werewolf over the edge, whimpering to head home for his own shag.

“Really? What was it like?”

“It was quite odd, being a woman. Parts were missing of course, but, bloody hell, Remus! A woman’s body is so sensitive! No wonder some of them are multi-orgasmic! Hell all she had to do was suck one of my, er her, nipples and I came. And it’s quieter. You know how you get a bit tired after you cum? For a little while at least?” Severus leaned forward, lowering his voice even more. Remus moved closer to the potions master. “She gets energized! Dear lord! It was fucking brilliant, I’m telling you.”

Remus shifted in his seat, hoping Severus hadn’t noted the arousal he’d caused by his diatribe. He needed to get home to Tonks, NOW. He was doomed though to sit there for at least a few more minutes until his erection subsided.

“And if I’d known what a cock--.”

“Alright! No more, I can’t stand it.” Remus snapped at his friend. He slammed his glass down and slapped the palm of his hand on the table. A crack appeared up the side of the mug, and a drizzle of the remaining beer slithered down the side to pool around the base of the glass. His eyes flashed between anger and arousal.

“I brought some with me.” Severus smirked at Remus, one eyebrow cocked as he sipped more Firewhiskey. “I thought it’d be fun to see if I’m not the only one to feel this way. Want to give it a go? Or aren’t you Gryffindor enough to try?”

“Bugger off! Tonks doesn’t need to take Polyjuice, does she?”

“I think it would make the experience more…memorable if she partook of the potion also. Morphing into a man isn’t quite the same as ‘becoming’ the man. You, Remus. Think about it.” Like the devil offering up his heart’s desire, Severus slid the bottle of Polyjuice potion across the table to Remus. For a minute, Remus wondered what he’d have to give in exchange for this ‘gift.’

“I just want you to help me with my research. That’s all. No names will be involved and nothing specific to a couple. I think you’ll have fun, my friend.” Severus let go of the bottle and leaned back in his chair again, watching the werewolf with hooded eyes over his shot glass.


TBC I swear I'm working on it! It's only one more little chapter....ok maybe two! Please review, I wanna know if anyone is interested in the rest of the damn story, or if I should just delete it?


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please review!!!! *gets on knees and pleads with readers!!* I beg of yoouuuuuuuuu


no more whining.

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