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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,494
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Gossip
Title: Gossip
Author: theblackrose or, when I’m not signed in (which is most of the time), Katie K
Rating: R... well not really, but R will do.
Pairing/s: Read and find out! Deals with F/M, M/M, and F/F pairings
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, they are solely the property of J.K. Rowling. I am not making any money off of this.
Summary: Hermione, Ginny, and Luna are passing notes in the Great Hall, and Hermione can’t believe what she’s reading!
Author's notes: Hi! I don’t know the setting of this story, you can just imagine that! Hope you enjoy this story.
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Hermione, did you see it??
See what?
IT!!!
WHAT?!
Oh my God, maybe I shouldn’t tell you
VIRGINIA WEASLEY, YOU BETTER TELL ME OR I’LL...
What?
...Nothing
But I’m curious now!
It will be painful.
Oh.
...Well...?
Ok, picture this... Snape...
Yeah?
And Harry...”
HARRY?
...Kissing.
Snape and Harry?
Yep.
Kissing?
Uh huh
OUR Harry? Kissing PROFESSOR Snape?
You got it.
Are you serious?
Yep.
But... they could get in serious trouble!
I know
Harry could get expelled!
Yep.
And Professor Snape could get fired!
I know.
You don’t seem to be very worried about this!
I’m not.
WHY NOT?!
Just ‘cause.
‘CAUSE WHY?!?!
Hey, what we talking bout?
Oh my God, finally someone reasonable to talk to.
huh?
Hi Luna!
Hi Ginny! ...I’m reasonable now?
Apparently
So what’s got Hermy all in a tither?
I told you not to call me that!
Told her about Harry and Snape.
Ohh yeah! I am so happy for them!
HAPPY?!
I know! Did you see them kissing?
They were kissing where students could see them?!
Sort of...
Sort of?
Yeah, I came along later than you though, remember?
Oh right! It’s a pity you missed it, it was sooo sweet!
Oh... I wouldn’t say I missed it...
What do you mean?
Let’s just say... they were a bit further along than kissing...
THEY WERE HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC?!?!
No! Of course not!
So what were they doing?
...Touching each other
WHAT?!?!
Ohh they’re such a cute couple!
I know! And they think we don’t know about it.
HA!
I didn’t know about it...
Yes, Hermy, but you’re always wrapped up in your books.
Don’t call me that! And I am not ALWAYS wrapped up in my books
True... only 20 hours a day
*snigger* don’t be mean Luna!
Ok... sorry Hermy.
Don’t call me that!
Ok, Mione.
Mione?!
Anyway! Back to the topic, I think Harry is going to tell us his secret soon
The secret that everyone already knows?
One and the same!
Everyone except Mione
I’m not the only one who didn’t know! ...Am I?
’Fraid so.
Ron?
First one Harry told, as my sources tell me
You have sources?!
Yes I do, and BUGGER OFF, Ronald. This is private
Is there such a thing as private gossip?
Yes! Go away!
Ron! You knew about this?
He’s gone now.
Damnit. Ok, what about... Professor Dumbledore? HA!
Please! You think anything slips unnoticed around him?
He knew too?!
Of course.
Umm... MALFOY! What about him?
...Didn’t you tell her, Ginny?
Tell me what?
No... not yet
Tell me what?!
Draco and I are engaged
ENGAGED?!
Yup
To be MARRIED?
Most certainly
You take far too much pleasure from this, Luna.
I know
Ginny? And DRACO MALFOY?!
Yes.
Oh my...
Poor Mione is in shock
I am not. I’m just... surprised
Like I said. In shock. She’ll start shivering soon, you just wait
And we haven’t even told her about your fiancé
Luna has a fiancé?
Yes
Who is it?
Fred
Fred?
Fred
Fred who?
My brother
Fred Weasley?
Gee, she’s quick on the uptake, isn’t she?
Yeah, I’m quite proud of her
Luna and Fred Weasley?
hmm... Luna Weasley... *sigh*
It will be so COOL having you as my sister!
Sister-in-law
Whatever
I know! I’ve always wanted you to be my sister
Really?
Really
Ohh, that’s so sweet!
And Parvati!
Parvati?
Yeah... not as close to her, but she’ll still be fun as a sister
Sister?
Yeah, she and Charlie are a couple.
Haven’t tied the knot yet
But it’s just a matter of time
Isn’t Parvati a bit young for Charlie?
Love knows no age
That’s so romantic
I read it on the back of a cereal box I think...
And don’t think we don’t know your little secret too Mione
I don’t have any secrets.
Oh no, of course not.
Yes, part of your day is apparently NOT spent burying your head in books
I was shocked when I found out
So was I
But really, it’s rather sweet
Yes, it is
And really, Mione, don’t you think you could have told us?
You and Tonks would make such a gorgeous couple!
Everyone in the near vicinity gasped as suddenly Hermione toppled over in a dead faint. McGonagall rushed over to help, while Ginny and Luna turned away and giggled.
“And she thinks we didn’t know.”
“Honestly!”
~*~fin!~*~
PLEASE REVIEW! Flames will be deleted but constructive criticism is accepted and welcomed. I’ll say it again, please, please, PLEASE review! It only takes a few seconds and it means the world to me!
Author: theblackrose or, when I’m not signed in (which is most of the time), Katie K
Rating: R... well not really, but R will do.
Pairing/s: Read and find out! Deals with F/M, M/M, and F/F pairings
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, they are solely the property of J.K. Rowling. I am not making any money off of this.
Summary: Hermione, Ginny, and Luna are passing notes in the Great Hall, and Hermione can’t believe what she’s reading!
Author's notes: Hi! I don’t know the setting of this story, you can just imagine that! Hope you enjoy this story.
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Hermione, did you see it??
See what?
IT!!!
WHAT?!
Oh my God, maybe I shouldn’t tell you
VIRGINIA WEASLEY, YOU BETTER TELL ME OR I’LL...
What?
...Nothing
But I’m curious now!
It will be painful.
Oh.
...Well...?
Ok, picture this... Snape...
Yeah?
And Harry...”
HARRY?
...Kissing.
Snape and Harry?
Yep.
Kissing?
Uh huh
OUR Harry? Kissing PROFESSOR Snape?
You got it.
Are you serious?
Yep.
But... they could get in serious trouble!
I know
Harry could get expelled!
Yep.
And Professor Snape could get fired!
I know.
You don’t seem to be very worried about this!
I’m not.
WHY NOT?!
Just ‘cause.
‘CAUSE WHY?!?!
Hey, what we talking bout?
Oh my God, finally someone reasonable to talk to.
huh?
Hi Luna!
Hi Ginny! ...I’m reasonable now?
Apparently
So what’s got Hermy all in a tither?
I told you not to call me that!
Told her about Harry and Snape.
Ohh yeah! I am so happy for them!
HAPPY?!
I know! Did you see them kissing?
They were kissing where students could see them?!
Sort of...
Sort of?
Yeah, I came along later than you though, remember?
Oh right! It’s a pity you missed it, it was sooo sweet!
Oh... I wouldn’t say I missed it...
What do you mean?
Let’s just say... they were a bit further along than kissing...
THEY WERE HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC?!?!
No! Of course not!
So what were they doing?
...Touching each other
WHAT?!?!
Ohh they’re such a cute couple!
I know! And they think we don’t know about it.
HA!
I didn’t know about it...
Yes, Hermy, but you’re always wrapped up in your books.
Don’t call me that! And I am not ALWAYS wrapped up in my books
True... only 20 hours a day
*snigger* don’t be mean Luna!
Ok... sorry Hermy.
Don’t call me that!
Ok, Mione.
Mione?!
Anyway! Back to the topic, I think Harry is going to tell us his secret soon
The secret that everyone already knows?
One and the same!
Everyone except Mione
I’m not the only one who didn’t know! ...Am I?
’Fraid so.
Ron?
First one Harry told, as my sources tell me
You have sources?!
Yes I do, and BUGGER OFF, Ronald. This is private
Is there such a thing as private gossip?
Yes! Go away!
Ron! You knew about this?
He’s gone now.
Damnit. Ok, what about... Professor Dumbledore? HA!
Please! You think anything slips unnoticed around him?
He knew too?!
Of course.
Umm... MALFOY! What about him?
...Didn’t you tell her, Ginny?
Tell me what?
No... not yet
Tell me what?!
Draco and I are engaged
ENGAGED?!
Yup
To be MARRIED?
Most certainly
You take far too much pleasure from this, Luna.
I know
Ginny? And DRACO MALFOY?!
Yes.
Oh my...
Poor Mione is in shock
I am not. I’m just... surprised
Like I said. In shock. She’ll start shivering soon, you just wait
And we haven’t even told her about your fiancé
Luna has a fiancé?
Yes
Who is it?
Fred
Fred?
Fred
Fred who?
My brother
Fred Weasley?
Gee, she’s quick on the uptake, isn’t she?
Yeah, I’m quite proud of her
Luna and Fred Weasley?
hmm... Luna Weasley... *sigh*
It will be so COOL having you as my sister!
Sister-in-law
Whatever
I know! I’ve always wanted you to be my sister
Really?
Really
Ohh, that’s so sweet!
And Parvati!
Parvati?
Yeah... not as close to her, but she’ll still be fun as a sister
Sister?
Yeah, she and Charlie are a couple.
Haven’t tied the knot yet
But it’s just a matter of time
Isn’t Parvati a bit young for Charlie?
Love knows no age
That’s so romantic
I read it on the back of a cereal box I think...
And don’t think we don’t know your little secret too Mione
I don’t have any secrets.
Oh no, of course not.
Yes, part of your day is apparently NOT spent burying your head in books
I was shocked when I found out
So was I
But really, it’s rather sweet
Yes, it is
And really, Mione, don’t you think you could have told us?
You and Tonks would make such a gorgeous couple!
Everyone in the near vicinity gasped as suddenly Hermione toppled over in a dead faint. McGonagall rushed over to help, while Ginny and Luna turned away and giggled.
“And she thinks we didn’t know.”
“Honestly!”
~*~fin!~*~
PLEASE REVIEW! Flames will be deleted but constructive criticism is accepted and welcomed. I’ll say it again, please, please, PLEASE review! It only takes a few seconds and it means the world to me!