Harry, Ron, Draco And The Three Slytherin's

Pairings: Lucius/Harry; Tom/Draco; Severus/Ron
Author: Rose Creighton
Summary: A fairy-tale parody of Goldylocks and the Three Bears.. kind of... ^_^
AN: Don't comment to say the story suxs. It was written for fun, and I enjoyed writing it and I hope you get a little bit of amusement from reading it! ^_^

Harry, Ron and Draco and the Three Slytherins

Once upon a time there were three Slytherins who lived together in one house of their own in a wood.

One of them was blonde and pale, Lucius, one was a slender, dark haired, and pale Severus, and the other was a raven haired, crimson eyed, Tom.

They each had a bowl for their dinners—an intricate golden bowl for Lucius, a black ore for Severus, and an emerald and crimson bowl for Tom. Each of the Slytherins bowls had the design of a snake and a phoenix entwined.

They each had a chair to sit in—an intricate golden chair for Lucius, with the designs paved in silver. A chair made of black ore for Severus, with designs etched in gray. And a plush crimson recliner with soft emerald pillows for Tom.

One day, after they made their dinner, and it into their bowls, the walked out into the woods while their porridge was cooling.

And while they were walking, three horny young men, named Harry, Ron, and Draco, came to their house. First, they looked in at the window, then she peeped in at the key hole, and seeing no one was at home, Harry lifted the latch.

The door opened before them and they went in.

How pleased the boys were when they saw the steaming dinners on the table. The sweet smell of the dinner with roasted chicken, potatoes, and gravy filled the room. It was so tempting that the boys set about helping themselves.

First, Harry tasted Tom's dinner, but it was too spicy. Then, Harry tasted Severus' dinner, but it was too bland. And then, he tried Lucius' dinner and moaned, "Mmmmm... this is just right." And he ate it all up.

Ron tried Tom's dinner, and choked, way too spicy. Then he tried Severus' dinner and groaned, "Delicious!" And he ate it all up.

Draco wrinkled his nose, he only had one choice, he tried Tom's dinner and nearly fainted. He sighed, "Wonderful!" And he ate every last drop.

When the finished eating they decided to explore the rest of the house. In the next room, they found they Slytherin's chairs. Draco noticed Harry's look, and stepped forward saying, "I'm going first this time!" Harry nodded. First Draco tried Lucius' chair, and thought what the fuck is with the gold? Then he tried Severus' chair, he wiggled his butt and groaned, nope. Finally he tried Tom's chair, and sighed; it was exquisite! "Comfy!"

Ron went next, going straight to the black chair, intrigued by the gray markings. He sat in it and sighed, "Perfect."

Harry smiled softly, and walked over to the golden chair and sat down, he moaned at the silver carving that was caressing his ass.

They all liked the chairs so much they sat there until they got sleepy and decided to explore the rest of the house.

They walked upstairs and found a very large bedroom. Both Harry and Draco looked to Ron to go first, which he did.

First, Ron tried Tom's bed with was a big crimson vibrating bed. He turned on the vibrations and groaned, nope, too vibrating. Then he tried Severus' bed, which was a smaller black, vibrating bed. He turned the vibrations on and moaned, perfect. His hand reached down towards his aching arousal.

Draco smirked as he watched Ron's reaction, he glanced at Harry who was smiling and nodded. Harry stepped forward, and tried Tom's crimson bed, with the vibrations, they were perfect, but the bed was too small. Harry got up and walked over to Lucius' king size golden vibrating bed. He lay down, and turned on the vibrations. He moaned and reached his hand down and into his pants.

Draco watched as Ron stripped, throwing his clothes on the floor, lying on the black bed in his pale glory. Harry had done the same clothes strewn on the floor, next to the bed. Draco smirked and slowly took of his clothing, folding it neatly, before putting it all on the dresser and lying down in the last remaining bed. He turned on the vibrations and moaned as he reached down to fondle his prick.

The boys jacked off, and all reached completion at about the same time, and then settled down for a nap.

By this time the three Slytherins thought their dinner would be cool enough to eat, so they returned home for dinner, but Draco had eaten all of Tom's dinner.

"SOMEBODY HAS EATEN ALL OF MY DINNER!" yelled Tom, in a loud angry voice.

And when Severus looked in his he found that his dinner was all gone too.

"Somebody has eaten all of my dinner, as well," stated Severus, in a slightly calmer voice.

Then, Lucius looked into his bowl, and cried, "Somebody has eaten all of my dinner, dammit, I was looking forward to that!" in a frustrated tone.

Upon this, the three Slytherin's, seeing someone had entered their house and eaten their dinners, began to look about them. Tom noticed that Draco had mussed up the cushions on his recliner.

"SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY CHAIR!!!" said Tom, angrily.

And Ron had left fingerprints on Severus' chair.

"Somebody has been sitting in my chair, as well," sighed Severus.

Harry had left an ass mark on Lucius' chair. "THERE'S AN ASS MARK ON MY CHAIR AND IT'S NOT MINE! Which means... Somebody's been sitting in my chair..." Lucius sobbed.

Then the Slytherins thought it necessary that they should make a further search, so they went upstairs to the bedroom. Tom found Draco sleeping naked in his bed.

Tom stepped up to his bed and said, "Holy Fuck... There's a naked boy in my bed! (Yummy ^_^)"

Severus gaped at Tom then went over to his bed, and said softly, "There appears to be one in mine as well.... Freckly!"

Lucius was shocked and ran over to his bed, and shouted, ruining the other two's efforts to be quiet, "HOLY FUCK! THERE'S A SEXY FUCKING NAKED BOY IN MY BED!!! For reals..."

Harry, Ron, and Draco jerked awake and Lucius' shout, and sat up in their respective beds. They each saw the men staring at them and looked at each other and smirked.

Harry stretched and said, "Oh, God..." He reached a hand down to fondle his dick. Then he looked at Lucius, "Wanna help me, I need your big hard dick!"

Draco gracefully rose from the bed and walked the two steps to Tom, where proceeded to wrap himself around the crimson eyed man. He whispered in his ear, "Fuck me."

Ron had a different approach, he reached under the pillow for the handcuffs, he'd found there when he was jacking off. And attached them to his wrists and ankles. Leaving himself at Severus' mercy, he lay back down and whispered, "I'm all yours, you sexy fucking, son of a bitch...."

Well, you know what happens next... they fuck, and then they live fuckingly ever after.

Owari

Hey, Alexis, sweety, I was gonna put three lemons, but since ur not much of a Ron fan, I didn't *giggles* I didn't even put one, cause it would be mean to have a Tom/Draco lemon, and a Lucius/Harry lemon, especially if Sev can't have a lemon. Well I hope you enjoy Harry, Ron, and Draco and the three Slytherins. Did you know it was just gonna be Harry and the three Slytherin's, but I didn't feel like writing a four-some... *giggles*

Maybe someday, I'll like write a sequel or something and give us all a happy little scene thing... ^_^ yeah, maybe...

Lots of Love,
Rose