The Break-Up
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
7,512
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Break-Up
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It was the worst fight they had had in years. Definitely the worst fight they had had since the twins were born, and it was rapidly escalating out of control. It had started over something trivial and stupid. (Harry had forgotten the anniversary of their first snogging session.)
Now Harry Potter-Malfoy and Draco Malfoy-Potter were going at it like old times and it was anything but pretty.
“Potter.” Draco sneered, giving his husband of five years a very evil eye. “You quite obviously take me for granted.”
“Take you for granted?” Harry sputtered, “I do no such thing!”
“I should have known if I married a Gryffindor I would end up suffering from abuse and neglect.” Draco sniffed.
“You are anything but abused or neglected Draco!” Harry hollered. “If anything you’re spoiled bloody rotten!”
“Mother warned me that I would end up abandoned and alone if I married you!” Draco's inner drama queen tap danced gaily through the room.
“Well then…” Harry hissed, truly pissed off at hearing Narcissa’s unwelcome opinion. “perhaps you should just run home to “Mummy” then!”
Draco stared at his husband in shock. Had Harry really just told him to leave?
Harry stared at his husband in shock. Had he really just asked Draco to leave?
Draco drew himself up to his full height. “Fine!” He spat venomously.
Harry’s pride refused to let him back down now. “Fine!” He spat back, all the time thinking, Oh Fucking God What Have I Done??!!!
Draco turned away, but then seemed to have a thought and stepped back so he was right in Harry’s face.
“Just so you know Potter....” He said calmly, “I’m keeping the children...”
Harry opened his mouth to protest that they were his children too, but Draco cut him off. “And the money... and the house... and the cars... and all of your clothes....”
“M-my clothes?” Harry stammered.
“Yes, your clothes.... Im sure there are some homeless people lacking enough in taste to use them.” Draco looked thoughtful. “And quite possibly an organ or two.... or three.”
Harry had an abrupt and complete change of heart. Fuck pride! They‘d only been broken up for thirty seconds and he‘d already lost everything! “Baby cakes....” Harry murmured as he tried to pull a still seething Malfoy into his arms.
“Don’t baby cakes me Potter.” Draco hissed, as he tried to squirm away. “And don’t come looking for your spleen or your testicles either.... I’m keeping them.”
Harry held on for dear life. “Listen Draco... Sweetness... Darling.... Love of my life.... I’m sorry okay? I was an absolute, horrid beast.”
Draco nodded in agreement, but he stopped trying to get away.
“You are the best thing that has ever happened to me... bar none.” Harry planted soft kisses on his pale neck. “Please don’t go... please baby.”
“Well.” Draco said grudgingly. “I suppose I could forgive you..... just this one time.”
Harry breathed a deep sigh of relief. “Thank you love. You know you don’t need my spleen Draco.” He whispered softly in his sexy husbands ear. “You already have my heart.”
Draco smiled at his greatly relieved spouse. “I know... but Harry...”
Harry continued to nuzzle his neck. “Yes darling?”
“If you ever tell me to leave again... I really will... And I really am taking the testicles.”
“I don’t doubt it for a second love.” Harry murmured.
Harry Potter-Malfoy made a quiet, but extremely important mental note to himself.
Anniversary of first snogging session, December 1st; and Never... EVER... break up with a Malfoy.
It was the worst fight they had had in years. Definitely the worst fight they had had since the twins were born, and it was rapidly escalating out of control. It had started over something trivial and stupid. (Harry had forgotten the anniversary of their first snogging session.)
Now Harry Potter-Malfoy and Draco Malfoy-Potter were going at it like old times and it was anything but pretty.
“Potter.” Draco sneered, giving his husband of five years a very evil eye. “You quite obviously take me for granted.”
“Take you for granted?” Harry sputtered, “I do no such thing!”
“I should have known if I married a Gryffindor I would end up suffering from abuse and neglect.” Draco sniffed.
“You are anything but abused or neglected Draco!” Harry hollered. “If anything you’re spoiled bloody rotten!”
“Mother warned me that I would end up abandoned and alone if I married you!” Draco's inner drama queen tap danced gaily through the room.
“Well then…” Harry hissed, truly pissed off at hearing Narcissa’s unwelcome opinion. “perhaps you should just run home to “Mummy” then!”
Draco stared at his husband in shock. Had Harry really just told him to leave?
Harry stared at his husband in shock. Had he really just asked Draco to leave?
Draco drew himself up to his full height. “Fine!” He spat venomously.
Harry’s pride refused to let him back down now. “Fine!” He spat back, all the time thinking, Oh Fucking God What Have I Done??!!!
Draco turned away, but then seemed to have a thought and stepped back so he was right in Harry’s face.
“Just so you know Potter....” He said calmly, “I’m keeping the children...”
Harry opened his mouth to protest that they were his children too, but Draco cut him off. “And the money... and the house... and the cars... and all of your clothes....”
“M-my clothes?” Harry stammered.
“Yes, your clothes.... Im sure there are some homeless people lacking enough in taste to use them.” Draco looked thoughtful. “And quite possibly an organ or two.... or three.”
Harry had an abrupt and complete change of heart. Fuck pride! They‘d only been broken up for thirty seconds and he‘d already lost everything! “Baby cakes....” Harry murmured as he tried to pull a still seething Malfoy into his arms.
“Don’t baby cakes me Potter.” Draco hissed, as he tried to squirm away. “And don’t come looking for your spleen or your testicles either.... I’m keeping them.”
Harry held on for dear life. “Listen Draco... Sweetness... Darling.... Love of my life.... I’m sorry okay? I was an absolute, horrid beast.”
Draco nodded in agreement, but he stopped trying to get away.
“You are the best thing that has ever happened to me... bar none.” Harry planted soft kisses on his pale neck. “Please don’t go... please baby.”
“Well.” Draco said grudgingly. “I suppose I could forgive you..... just this one time.”
Harry breathed a deep sigh of relief. “Thank you love. You know you don’t need my spleen Draco.” He whispered softly in his sexy husbands ear. “You already have my heart.”
Draco smiled at his greatly relieved spouse. “I know... but Harry...”
Harry continued to nuzzle his neck. “Yes darling?”
“If you ever tell me to leave again... I really will... And I really am taking the testicles.”
“I don’t doubt it for a second love.” Harry murmured.
Harry Potter-Malfoy made a quiet, but extremely important mental note to himself.
Anniversary of first snogging session, December 1st; and Never... EVER... break up with a Malfoy.