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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
3,447
Reviews:
20
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Disclaimer: I don't own these characters; they belong to J.K. Rowling... only the plot is mine...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was a beautiful day; the sun was shining, the birds chirping and, yes, there were even children playing in the park – all signs of life and happiness; cheer and hope for it had now been just over three months since the end of the deadly war; the Second Coming as it had been called.
However, not all were celebrating or basking in the sunshine; Harry Potter, celebrated hero and saviour, currently sat scowling like a reprimanded teenager in one, Albus Dumbledore’s office, next to him, his arch-nemesis, Draco Malfoy.
“Tell me, Dumbledore,” drawled Malfoy, “Have we not all suffered enough for the cause of this war; must you really take such measures as to further torture me with this plebeian!”
“Hey! I’m no bloody happier about this than you are Malfoy!” yelled Harry suddenly, “so you just shut your bloody mouth!”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me, oh great saviour!” spat Malfoy sarcastically.
“Yeah maybe I will you bird-brained pillock!”
“Why, Potter, don’t hurt your tiny idiotic brain trying to come up with things like that… not that I’d care mind you…”
“why you…”
“BOYS!” snapped Dumbledore quite uncharacteristically, “sit down!”
Harry and Malfoy once again sat meekly in their chairs.
“I know very well that the two of you would rather be anywhere else and quite possibly with anyone else but you do not have a choice in this – the amount of complaints I have received from your on-going bickering is getting frankly tiresome. The two of you are twenty-three years old and you are still acting like immature school boys. This has got to stop; there will be no questions about it. Am I understood?”
“Yes sir,” said both boys grudgingly.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
“Potter, this is your entire fucking fault!” panted Malfoy angrily as they turned yet another corner.
“Oh, shut your trap, Malfoy; if I have to listen to your whinging all week I’ll go mad!” groused Harry in a similar state of weariness
“Sure you’re not already there idiot? I heard the healers went to examine your head, but the doctors found nothing there…”
“Oh, very clever fucktard!” sneered Harry sarcastically, “how long did it take you to come up with that…”
“Never you bloody mind that you… EEEEEKKK!”
A loud shriek was all the warning Harry got before he had an armful of shaking blond.
“Malfoy, what the fuck?” grunted Harry, trying to shake him off only to have him cling tighter and bury his face further into Harry’s shoulder
“There’s a monster there!!!” wailed Draco, trying unsuccessfully to climb even higher onto Harry.
“Yeah, well I might be able to see it if you’d GET OFF ME!” yelled Harry.
“Not a bloody chance.” Stated Malfoy from his new position of almost piggy-backing Harry.
Letting out a frustrated sigh, Harry finally looked around to where Malfoy had been looking only to find… nothing…
“Malfoy…” began Harry warningly, his arms starting to ache from supporting the other man.
“Get away!” shrieked Malfoy batting his hands wildly and trying to move away from the 'monster' which was quite impossible due to the death grip he still had around Harry.
“What the hell are you looking at?!” burst out Harry finally
“That!” spat Malfoy pointing to the ground.
Bending slightly, Harry was shocked to find it was… a spider…
“Malfoy…” started Harry, his lips twitching, “don’t tell me you’re afraid of a fucking spider!”
But as a warning frown and a tighter grip was all the answer Harry got, he could no longer hold in his laughter. It was not long before he was struggling to breathe, not only due to his seemingly never-ending laughter but also the grip around his neck by a still terrified, and now angry, blond.
“Malfoy,” wheezed Harry, “get off man! It’s just a spider!”
“Oh, easy for you to say Boy Wonder!” he spat, “will you just kill the bloody thing already!”
Letting out a frustrated sigh, Harry merely stamped on it.
“There, happy now?”
“...Quite, actually” said Malfoy imperiously, now brushing himself off.
“I cannot believe that Draco Malfoy, Death Eater and Spy Extraordinaire, is afraid of a measly little spider!” said Harry incredulously, a smirk on his face.
A solitary raised middle finger was the only response from the dishevelled blond before Harry had to break into a slight jog to keep up with him, still laughing all the way.
A/N: Yes, I realise that I haven’t actually stated where they are yet; thought you might want to have a guess… Anyway, I would like to point out that the wonderful insult about Harry’s insanity was from none other than getinsulted.com – fabulous site… especially if you’re into ‘your mama’ jokes… they’ve got heaps of those…
I have a bit of a nasty habit of starting new stories before finishing my old ones but no worries, Battered is still in the making… though it may be a few weeks before either of these stories is updated (depends on how bored I get with exam studying!)
Anyway, please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters; they belong to J.K. Rowling... only the plot is mine...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was a beautiful day; the sun was shining, the birds chirping and, yes, there were even children playing in the park – all signs of life and happiness; cheer and hope for it had now been just over three months since the end of the deadly war; the Second Coming as it had been called.
However, not all were celebrating or basking in the sunshine; Harry Potter, celebrated hero and saviour, currently sat scowling like a reprimanded teenager in one, Albus Dumbledore’s office, next to him, his arch-nemesis, Draco Malfoy.
“Tell me, Dumbledore,” drawled Malfoy, “Have we not all suffered enough for the cause of this war; must you really take such measures as to further torture me with this plebeian!”
“Hey! I’m no bloody happier about this than you are Malfoy!” yelled Harry suddenly, “so you just shut your bloody mouth!”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me, oh great saviour!” spat Malfoy sarcastically.
“Yeah maybe I will you bird-brained pillock!”
“Why, Potter, don’t hurt your tiny idiotic brain trying to come up with things like that… not that I’d care mind you…”
“why you…”
“BOYS!” snapped Dumbledore quite uncharacteristically, “sit down!”
Harry and Malfoy once again sat meekly in their chairs.
“I know very well that the two of you would rather be anywhere else and quite possibly with anyone else but you do not have a choice in this – the amount of complaints I have received from your on-going bickering is getting frankly tiresome. The two of you are twenty-three years old and you are still acting like immature school boys. This has got to stop; there will be no questions about it. Am I understood?”
“Yes sir,” said both boys grudgingly.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
“Potter, this is your entire fucking fault!” panted Malfoy angrily as they turned yet another corner.
“Oh, shut your trap, Malfoy; if I have to listen to your whinging all week I’ll go mad!” groused Harry in a similar state of weariness
“Sure you’re not already there idiot? I heard the healers went to examine your head, but the doctors found nothing there…”
“Oh, very clever fucktard!” sneered Harry sarcastically, “how long did it take you to come up with that…”
“Never you bloody mind that you… EEEEEKKK!”
A loud shriek was all the warning Harry got before he had an armful of shaking blond.
“Malfoy, what the fuck?” grunted Harry, trying to shake him off only to have him cling tighter and bury his face further into Harry’s shoulder
“There’s a monster there!!!” wailed Draco, trying unsuccessfully to climb even higher onto Harry.
“Yeah, well I might be able to see it if you’d GET OFF ME!” yelled Harry.
“Not a bloody chance.” Stated Malfoy from his new position of almost piggy-backing Harry.
Letting out a frustrated sigh, Harry finally looked around to where Malfoy had been looking only to find… nothing…
“Malfoy…” began Harry warningly, his arms starting to ache from supporting the other man.
“Get away!” shrieked Malfoy batting his hands wildly and trying to move away from the 'monster' which was quite impossible due to the death grip he still had around Harry.
“What the hell are you looking at?!” burst out Harry finally
“That!” spat Malfoy pointing to the ground.
Bending slightly, Harry was shocked to find it was… a spider…
“Malfoy…” started Harry, his lips twitching, “don’t tell me you’re afraid of a fucking spider!”
But as a warning frown and a tighter grip was all the answer Harry got, he could no longer hold in his laughter. It was not long before he was struggling to breathe, not only due to his seemingly never-ending laughter but also the grip around his neck by a still terrified, and now angry, blond.
“Malfoy,” wheezed Harry, “get off man! It’s just a spider!”
“Oh, easy for you to say Boy Wonder!” he spat, “will you just kill the bloody thing already!”
Letting out a frustrated sigh, Harry merely stamped on it.
“There, happy now?”
“...Quite, actually” said Malfoy imperiously, now brushing himself off.
“I cannot believe that Draco Malfoy, Death Eater and Spy Extraordinaire, is afraid of a measly little spider!” said Harry incredulously, a smirk on his face.
A solitary raised middle finger was the only response from the dishevelled blond before Harry had to break into a slight jog to keep up with him, still laughing all the way.
A/N: Yes, I realise that I haven’t actually stated where they are yet; thought you might want to have a guess… Anyway, I would like to point out that the wonderful insult about Harry’s insanity was from none other than getinsulted.com – fabulous site… especially if you’re into ‘your mama’ jokes… they’ve got heaps of those…
I have a bit of a nasty habit of starting new stories before finishing my old ones but no worries, Battered is still in the making… though it may be a few weeks before either of these stories is updated (depends on how bored I get with exam studying!)
Anyway, please review!