Chinese Innuendo
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,533
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chinese Innuendo
DISCLAIMER:JKR owns these characters, I'm just playing in her world.
“Why don’t we eat out tonight, Severus?”
Ever since they started living in Muggle London after Severus retired, he had developed a fascination with home-delivered food. It was all they ate these days. Severus was slowly becoming a hermit again, and honestly, Hermione was getting sick of not going out anymore.
“I wanted to have Chinese tonight, love. We can go out to dinner another night.”
Hermione had had enough. “What is it about that greasy rubbish that you fancy? It’s not filling, it tastes like rubber, and honestly, I think the rumors about the pork meat being cat are true. What is it that makes it so appealing?”
Not even looking up from the menu he was looking at he replied, “Because it is so full of innuendo.”
That confused Hermione. She sat there for a few seconds pondering what he had said.
“Okay, I give up. How is it so full of innuendo?”
“Are you sure you want to know, Hermione?”
“I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t want to know, Severus,” she replied sarcastically.
Severus smirked at her before replying.
“Eating Chinese food is like having sex… It ain’t over ‘til you both get your cookie.”
This fic came from a conversation I was having with a friend about being left unfulfilled by my ex-boyfriend. The punch line actually was the other way around; ‘sex is like a Chinese meal…’
I tried getting it into 100 words, but the plot screamed at me to give it justice.
Chocolate frogs to Ladyofthemasque for checking it over, one to Bill for the inspiration and the whole of Honeydukes to my husband for watching the kids while I subdued this rabid plot bunny.