And Really Bad Eggs...
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And Really Bad Eggs...
Title: "And Really Bad Eggs..."
Pairing: Fred Weasley/Cho Chang
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just had an idea and went with it. So, if you want to sue, just remember: I don't make any money from this, so don't expect to get any from me. Also...written for the 50_smutlets community on livejournal.com AND: This smutlet was inspired by watching Pirates of the Caribbean, so if things sound familiar, they probably are. Just remember: I own nothing...not making money or anything like that.
Summary: Fred and Cho spend an afternoon with Weasley Wizarding Wheezes Patented Daydream Charm. It only goes to show that you should never trust a Pirate!
***
"Here," Fred said, tossing Cho a vial of sparkling purple liquid. "It's not gonna kill you, luv. Just make you, I mean, us very happy. Trust me. I wouldn't give it to you if it was dangerous. I'll have you know that I risked life, limb, and the occasional coughing fit of pink bubbles for this."
To say that Cho was a bit concerned was an understatement. Nervous, yes. However, let it not be said that Cho Chang didn't trust her lover. Fred had taken her places she had never dared go before with others. She guessed that it had something to do with his recklessness. Then again, she did have a thing for freckles. Shrugging her shoulders, she downed the liquid in one gulp.
Falling back onto the supplied bed she shuddered as she fell quickly asleep.
When she woke up, she immediately decided to buy stock in Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. This was one heck of a vacation in a bottle. The tropical sun was warming her shoulders, giving the world a deep glow. Sparkling blue water was lapping at her feet wetting her elegant dress.
Wait! Dress? She was wearing jeans and a fitted Tutshill Tornados t-shirt. Now, however, she was wearing an elegant blue gown that was almost cutting off her circulation. It was beautiful, but it had to go. Reaching for her wand, she was just as shocked to not find it in it's usual hiding place. Heaving as much of a sigh as she dared, she stood up and attempted to untie the corset that was preventing her from taking a deep breath.
"If you need my help, luv, all you have to do is ask."
She gasped as she felt a warm breath at her ear and calloused hands at her back slowly unlacing her bit by bit. When she was finally free of the infernal corset, she turned, feeling as if she would never catch her breath.
Standing before her was Fred. Or, at least, someone who could have been Fred at some point in time. She made a slow glance up the sensual person standing before her. Buttery soft leather boots protected his feet from the hot sand. Tucked into those boots was a pair of shockingly purple pants that seemed to be more painted on than worn. She gasped at the large bulge in the front, wondering what he was going to do with that piece of equipment. A flowing white shirt followed, looking as if it was thrown on after spending the night crumpled on someone's bedroom floor. A worn jacket that could have belonged to a captain in Her Majesty's Royal Navy, was over that, lending him an air of authority and adventure.
His face, however, is what really took her breath away.
His long red hair was tangled into a mass of dredlocks that were barely contained in a bandana and a tri-corn hat. Funny little items dotted some random dreds as if they were placed there for luck. Freckles dotted his face just as much as scars in some places. His mouth twitched into a wry grin as she continued her exploration. Said grin was incased in a red goatee, also in dredlocks and dotted with beads and trinkets. They clinked as he let out a hearty laugh. A laugh that seemed to be bathed in sunlight and rum.
"It looks as if you're an adventurous lass. Well, I'm all for adventure, Luv. The question is, are you?"
He leaned in and pressed a kiss to the juture of her shoulder and neck, smiling to himself as he felt her shudder. He pulled out his wand from a specially concealed pouch in his coat and whispered an incantation, banishing her undergarments into a neat pile by a nearby palm tree.
She gasped, feeling the cool tropical breeze on her bare breasts. Struggling to cover as much of herself as possible, she exclaimed, "You cheated!"
"Pirate, Luv." Smiling down at her, he removed her hands, drinking in the sight of her naked body being drenched by the tropical sun. Pulling her close, he roughly palmed her breasts. "Now, tell the Captain what he can do for you Luv. I'm all ears," he smirked, "well almost all ears. I've gotten a thorough look at you Luv, so now's the time to return the favor. No one can say that Captain Fred Weasley isn't a gracious captain."
He tossed his hat to the ground and soon it was joined by his coat and shirt. He stood firm, allowing her to get a good glimpse at what he kept hidden. Riddled with scars and tattoos, he looked every inch the rugged sea pirate. She could also see other parts of him standing "firm."
"It looks like you have a problem, captain. Let me see what I can do for you." She slinked over to him, wrapping her arms around his waist. Kissing his chest gently, she let her hands trail down muscles and scars till they were resting at his hips. "These are just getting in the way. What do you say about taking care of these." Without a word from him, she pulled his purple pants down just far enough to release his cock.
He gasped as he felt her tiny hand wrap around him. Pumping a few times to bring his self control to the brink, he looked deep into her eyes. "Is this what you want, Luv? Tell me now or we'll be lost forever."
Cho thought about what he was saying. Did it have a deeper meaning? "Yes. Yes, Fred."
Without preamble they fell to the ground. Fred pushed into her, delighting at the feel of velvety wetness clenching around his cock. This was heaven brought down to earth just for him. Pulling out just enough to make her feel the loss, he plunged back in, hard and rough. Soft and smooth, hard and rough.
Chants of "Faster, yes!", "Harder!", "Merlin, YES!" were peppered between moans and declarations of love.
"Right there, Luv. Don't move." Fred panted. He was just as close as she. Feeling her little shivers grasp him harder and harder, he knew he wasn't going to last. Once, "Yes Fred!" Twice, "Yes, Yes!" Three times, "YES, MERLIN, CHO!"
They fell limply into each others arms in Fred's bed above Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. The fantasy was over. "How was that Luv?" Fred grinned.
"I think we'll have to do a little more research." She smiled and rolled over, falling asleep in his arms.
Pairing: Fred Weasley/Cho Chang
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Just had an idea and went with it. So, if you want to sue, just remember: I don't make any money from this, so don't expect to get any from me. Also...written for the 50_smutlets community on livejournal.com AND: This smutlet was inspired by watching Pirates of the Caribbean, so if things sound familiar, they probably are. Just remember: I own nothing...not making money or anything like that.
Summary: Fred and Cho spend an afternoon with Weasley Wizarding Wheezes Patented Daydream Charm. It only goes to show that you should never trust a Pirate!
***
"Here," Fred said, tossing Cho a vial of sparkling purple liquid. "It's not gonna kill you, luv. Just make you, I mean, us very happy. Trust me. I wouldn't give it to you if it was dangerous. I'll have you know that I risked life, limb, and the occasional coughing fit of pink bubbles for this."
To say that Cho was a bit concerned was an understatement. Nervous, yes. However, let it not be said that Cho Chang didn't trust her lover. Fred had taken her places she had never dared go before with others. She guessed that it had something to do with his recklessness. Then again, she did have a thing for freckles. Shrugging her shoulders, she downed the liquid in one gulp.
Falling back onto the supplied bed she shuddered as she fell quickly asleep.
When she woke up, she immediately decided to buy stock in Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. This was one heck of a vacation in a bottle. The tropical sun was warming her shoulders, giving the world a deep glow. Sparkling blue water was lapping at her feet wetting her elegant dress.
Wait! Dress? She was wearing jeans and a fitted Tutshill Tornados t-shirt. Now, however, she was wearing an elegant blue gown that was almost cutting off her circulation. It was beautiful, but it had to go. Reaching for her wand, she was just as shocked to not find it in it's usual hiding place. Heaving as much of a sigh as she dared, she stood up and attempted to untie the corset that was preventing her from taking a deep breath.
"If you need my help, luv, all you have to do is ask."
She gasped as she felt a warm breath at her ear and calloused hands at her back slowly unlacing her bit by bit. When she was finally free of the infernal corset, she turned, feeling as if she would never catch her breath.
Standing before her was Fred. Or, at least, someone who could have been Fred at some point in time. She made a slow glance up the sensual person standing before her. Buttery soft leather boots protected his feet from the hot sand. Tucked into those boots was a pair of shockingly purple pants that seemed to be more painted on than worn. She gasped at the large bulge in the front, wondering what he was going to do with that piece of equipment. A flowing white shirt followed, looking as if it was thrown on after spending the night crumpled on someone's bedroom floor. A worn jacket that could have belonged to a captain in Her Majesty's Royal Navy, was over that, lending him an air of authority and adventure.
His face, however, is what really took her breath away.
His long red hair was tangled into a mass of dredlocks that were barely contained in a bandana and a tri-corn hat. Funny little items dotted some random dreds as if they were placed there for luck. Freckles dotted his face just as much as scars in some places. His mouth twitched into a wry grin as she continued her exploration. Said grin was incased in a red goatee, also in dredlocks and dotted with beads and trinkets. They clinked as he let out a hearty laugh. A laugh that seemed to be bathed in sunlight and rum.
"It looks as if you're an adventurous lass. Well, I'm all for adventure, Luv. The question is, are you?"
He leaned in and pressed a kiss to the juture of her shoulder and neck, smiling to himself as he felt her shudder. He pulled out his wand from a specially concealed pouch in his coat and whispered an incantation, banishing her undergarments into a neat pile by a nearby palm tree.
She gasped, feeling the cool tropical breeze on her bare breasts. Struggling to cover as much of herself as possible, she exclaimed, "You cheated!"
"Pirate, Luv." Smiling down at her, he removed her hands, drinking in the sight of her naked body being drenched by the tropical sun. Pulling her close, he roughly palmed her breasts. "Now, tell the Captain what he can do for you Luv. I'm all ears," he smirked, "well almost all ears. I've gotten a thorough look at you Luv, so now's the time to return the favor. No one can say that Captain Fred Weasley isn't a gracious captain."
He tossed his hat to the ground and soon it was joined by his coat and shirt. He stood firm, allowing her to get a good glimpse at what he kept hidden. Riddled with scars and tattoos, he looked every inch the rugged sea pirate. She could also see other parts of him standing "firm."
"It looks like you have a problem, captain. Let me see what I can do for you." She slinked over to him, wrapping her arms around his waist. Kissing his chest gently, she let her hands trail down muscles and scars till they were resting at his hips. "These are just getting in the way. What do you say about taking care of these." Without a word from him, she pulled his purple pants down just far enough to release his cock.
He gasped as he felt her tiny hand wrap around him. Pumping a few times to bring his self control to the brink, he looked deep into her eyes. "Is this what you want, Luv? Tell me now or we'll be lost forever."
Cho thought about what he was saying. Did it have a deeper meaning? "Yes. Yes, Fred."
Without preamble they fell to the ground. Fred pushed into her, delighting at the feel of velvety wetness clenching around his cock. This was heaven brought down to earth just for him. Pulling out just enough to make her feel the loss, he plunged back in, hard and rough. Soft and smooth, hard and rough.
Chants of "Faster, yes!", "Harder!", "Merlin, YES!" were peppered between moans and declarations of love.
"Right there, Luv. Don't move." Fred panted. He was just as close as she. Feeling her little shivers grasp him harder and harder, he knew he wasn't going to last. Once, "Yes Fred!" Twice, "Yes, Yes!" Three times, "YES, MERLIN, CHO!"
They fell limply into each others arms in Fred's bed above Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. The fantasy was over. "How was that Luv?" Fred grinned.
"I think we'll have to do a little more research." She smiled and rolled over, falling asleep in his arms.