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Adult ++
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7
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10,809
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52
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Talk Dirty to Me
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All Harry Potter characters are soul property of J.K. Rowling.I do not make money off these stories,nor do I plan on it.
Chapter One
\"I love you,Ron Weasley.\"Hermione rolled off Ron and laid down beside him,her naked body glistening in sweat.With her arm around him she closed her eyes and quickly fell asleep.
It was the summer after sixth year and the couple was in Ron\'s attic room at The Burrow.The summer was nearly over.In just three more weeks they\'d be in their seventh and last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Ron and Hermione had been dating since the end of their sixth year.Everyone knew and no one except Ginny really had a problem with it.Harry,for one,was relieved.He\'d been worried about them dating for a while,but luckily nothing was really different.Except for the fact that Ron and Hermione were now sleeping together.
Ron sighed as he put his arm around the sleeping Hermione.For some reason he didn\'t feel tired like he normally did after sex.It was the first time Hermione had ever climaxed and he hadn\'t.Luckily she hadn\'t noticed and he\'d faked it.
It was weird.He normally really liked sex.A lot.But lately he didn\'t feel anything during sex.He figured he was just being wierd or something.Just like when he and Lavender Brown had been dating.At first,the sex was great,but then after a while it became like a chore.Maybe there was something wrong with him.
Ron had been wondering for a while wether something was seriously wrong with him.Girls didn\'t seem to do anything for him anymore.No matter how hard he tried,he just couldn\'t get turned on by them anymore.
It wasn\'t like he didn\'t find girls attractive.He did.And he found Hermione incredibly sexy.But other parts of his body just didn\'t seem to get the message his brain was trying to send them.Maybe the connection was messed up somehow and the signal kept getting lost.There had to be an explanation for this.It\'s not like he could just suddenly not like girls anymore.Right?
Ron carefully lifted Hermione\'s arm off of him and quietly slipped out of bed.He threw on some pajama bottoms and walked out of the room,making sure as to not awake his sleeping girlfriend.He tip toed down the long,narrow staircase and down to the kitchen.He saw that the light was on.
Harry was sitting at the table in a wife beater and pajama bottoms eating a bowl of cereal.He looked up as he heard the stairs give a deep creak.He smiled in greeting to Ron.
\"Hey.\"Ron said,sitting down across from Harry.\"Can\'t sleep?\"
\"Nope.How \'bout you?\"Harry replied.Ron let out a deep sigh.
\"Nope.\"Harry studdied Ron.
\"Didn\'t Hermione visit you tonight?\"He asked with a grin.Ron felt his ears burn.
\"Hear us again?\"Harry had told Ron after the first night that he could hear them at night.Hermione was quite the talker during sex.
\"Yeah,well,I heard her.Didn\'t hear you this time.Thank Merlin too,you\'re a dreadful dirty talker.\"Harry told him with a smile.It was true,Ron couldn\'t talk dirty to save his life.
\"And you\'re an expert?\"Ron retaliated with a smirk.He watched a smile creep onto Harry\'s face again.
\"Well your sister always said-\"
\"Oh,Merlin\'s sake Harry!I don\'t wanna\' hear \'bout when you do the nasty with my sister!\"Ron said,causing Harry to laugh.
\"Hey,I havta\' hear you and Hermione every night!\"Harry retorted.Ron joined in on his laughing.After a minute or so they settled down and Ron became quite interested in Harry\'s apparent \'skill\'.
\"So,uh,you\'re good at talking dirty?\"He asked,slightly embarassed.
\"So I\'m told.\"Harry replied with a smug look on his face.Ron couldn\'t help but think he did look bloody great like that.He quickly shook the thought from his head.
\"How\'re you so good at everything,Harry?\"Harry finished his cereal and put his bowl in the sink where it started to wash itself.
\"I\'m not good at everything,Ron.And it\'s not that hard.\"Ron felt his ears burn again at the thought of his next question.
\"Can you teach me?\"Harry burst out laughing at this question.He clutched at his stomach and doubled over.Ron just sat there,glaring at him as he began to calm down.
\"I\'m sorry.\"Harry said after he calmed down.\"That was just a little...uhh...unexpected.I guess I could teach you how.\"
\"Thanks mate,when?\"Ron asked,a smile spreading on his face.Maybe this was just what he needed to spice up his relationship with Hermione.
\"Why not right now?\"Harry asked.Ron was a little taken aback by this suggestion.
\"Uhh,sure.\"He replied,sitting up a little straighter,ready to give his best friend his full attention.
\"Alright,well,it\'s actually very simple.Really the only thing to it is to say what you feel like doing to her.\"Harry explained.\"Just think about what you wanna\' do to Hermione and say it to me.Pretend I\'m her.\"
\"Uh,okay.\"Ron hesitated,thinking for a moment.He closed his eyes,picturing Hermione.\"Um...I-I wanna\'...umm...I wanna\'....wanna\' kiss you?\"He opened his eyes to find Harry struggling to keep a straight face.
\"Uhh,not bad.\"He lied.
\"Don\'t lie.I was dreadful.\"Ron sulked.
\"Yeah,yeah you were.\"Harry admitted.\"But don\'t worry,it was only your first try.\"
\"If you\'re so great,why don\'t you show me how to do it,then?\"Ron suggested.For a moment,he was sure Harry was gonna\' say no.Tell him he\'d never talk dirty to him.But a smirk appeared on his face.
\"Alright,fine.\"Harry replied.He closed his eyes and thought for a moment before speaking.Ron felt his stomach give an odd flutter.He suddenly felt very nervous.\"I\'m gonna\' take you in arms and throw you down on this table.I\'m gonna\' take you right here and right now.Gonna\' rip off all your clothes and fuck you right here.I\'m gonna\' make you scream my name,baby.Scream for me.\"Ron sat there,staring at Harry,stunned.He was good.He could\'ve sworn he even felt something for a minute.
\"Woah,Harry.That was bloody brilliant!\"Ron exclaimed.Harry face broke out into a smile.
\"I try my best.\"He replied with a little laugh.\"Okay,now you try.\"
*
Nearly an hour later Ron was crawling back into bed with Hermione,who was still sleeping.Harry had struggled to teach Ron how to talk dirty,and he hadn\'t made much progress.Ron felt nervous everytime he tried and his mouth went all dry.He gave up,saying it was waste of time and giving the excuse that he was tired.
Maybe I\'m just a lost cause,he thought as he slipped into bed.Oh well,guess I\'d best get used to being bad at everything.He let out a small sigh and fell into an uneasy sleep.
To Be Continued...
Alright,hope whoever the hell would ever read this likes this chapter.I give total credit for this story to my friend Robbie who gave me the idea for the story.Review if it\'ll let you!
Much Love...
XXX
Xx-.k.a.y.y.-xX
All Harry Potter characters are soul property of J.K. Rowling.I do not make money off these stories,nor do I plan on it.
\"I love you,Ron Weasley.\"Hermione rolled off Ron and laid down beside him,her naked body glistening in sweat.With her arm around him she closed her eyes and quickly fell asleep.
It was the summer after sixth year and the couple was in Ron\'s attic room at The Burrow.The summer was nearly over.In just three more weeks they\'d be in their seventh and last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Ron and Hermione had been dating since the end of their sixth year.Everyone knew and no one except Ginny really had a problem with it.Harry,for one,was relieved.He\'d been worried about them dating for a while,but luckily nothing was really different.Except for the fact that Ron and Hermione were now sleeping together.
Ron sighed as he put his arm around the sleeping Hermione.For some reason he didn\'t feel tired like he normally did after sex.It was the first time Hermione had ever climaxed and he hadn\'t.Luckily she hadn\'t noticed and he\'d faked it.
It was weird.He normally really liked sex.A lot.But lately he didn\'t feel anything during sex.He figured he was just being wierd or something.Just like when he and Lavender Brown had been dating.At first,the sex was great,but then after a while it became like a chore.Maybe there was something wrong with him.
Ron had been wondering for a while wether something was seriously wrong with him.Girls didn\'t seem to do anything for him anymore.No matter how hard he tried,he just couldn\'t get turned on by them anymore.
It wasn\'t like he didn\'t find girls attractive.He did.And he found Hermione incredibly sexy.But other parts of his body just didn\'t seem to get the message his brain was trying to send them.Maybe the connection was messed up somehow and the signal kept getting lost.There had to be an explanation for this.It\'s not like he could just suddenly not like girls anymore.Right?
Ron carefully lifted Hermione\'s arm off of him and quietly slipped out of bed.He threw on some pajama bottoms and walked out of the room,making sure as to not awake his sleeping girlfriend.He tip toed down the long,narrow staircase and down to the kitchen.He saw that the light was on.
Harry was sitting at the table in a wife beater and pajama bottoms eating a bowl of cereal.He looked up as he heard the stairs give a deep creak.He smiled in greeting to Ron.
\"Hey.\"Ron said,sitting down across from Harry.\"Can\'t sleep?\"
\"Nope.How \'bout you?\"Harry replied.Ron let out a deep sigh.
\"Nope.\"Harry studdied Ron.
\"Didn\'t Hermione visit you tonight?\"He asked with a grin.Ron felt his ears burn.
\"Hear us again?\"Harry had told Ron after the first night that he could hear them at night.Hermione was quite the talker during sex.
\"Yeah,well,I heard her.Didn\'t hear you this time.Thank Merlin too,you\'re a dreadful dirty talker.\"Harry told him with a smile.It was true,Ron couldn\'t talk dirty to save his life.
\"And you\'re an expert?\"Ron retaliated with a smirk.He watched a smile creep onto Harry\'s face again.
\"Well your sister always said-\"
\"Oh,Merlin\'s sake Harry!I don\'t wanna\' hear \'bout when you do the nasty with my sister!\"Ron said,causing Harry to laugh.
\"Hey,I havta\' hear you and Hermione every night!\"Harry retorted.Ron joined in on his laughing.After a minute or so they settled down and Ron became quite interested in Harry\'s apparent \'skill\'.
\"So,uh,you\'re good at talking dirty?\"He asked,slightly embarassed.
\"So I\'m told.\"Harry replied with a smug look on his face.Ron couldn\'t help but think he did look bloody great like that.He quickly shook the thought from his head.
\"How\'re you so good at everything,Harry?\"Harry finished his cereal and put his bowl in the sink where it started to wash itself.
\"I\'m not good at everything,Ron.And it\'s not that hard.\"Ron felt his ears burn again at the thought of his next question.
\"Can you teach me?\"Harry burst out laughing at this question.He clutched at his stomach and doubled over.Ron just sat there,glaring at him as he began to calm down.
\"I\'m sorry.\"Harry said after he calmed down.\"That was just a little...uhh...unexpected.I guess I could teach you how.\"
\"Thanks mate,when?\"Ron asked,a smile spreading on his face.Maybe this was just what he needed to spice up his relationship with Hermione.
\"Why not right now?\"Harry asked.Ron was a little taken aback by this suggestion.
\"Uhh,sure.\"He replied,sitting up a little straighter,ready to give his best friend his full attention.
\"Alright,well,it\'s actually very simple.Really the only thing to it is to say what you feel like doing to her.\"Harry explained.\"Just think about what you wanna\' do to Hermione and say it to me.Pretend I\'m her.\"
\"Uh,okay.\"Ron hesitated,thinking for a moment.He closed his eyes,picturing Hermione.\"Um...I-I wanna\'...umm...I wanna\'....wanna\' kiss you?\"He opened his eyes to find Harry struggling to keep a straight face.
\"Uhh,not bad.\"He lied.
\"Don\'t lie.I was dreadful.\"Ron sulked.
\"Yeah,yeah you were.\"Harry admitted.\"But don\'t worry,it was only your first try.\"
\"If you\'re so great,why don\'t you show me how to do it,then?\"Ron suggested.For a moment,he was sure Harry was gonna\' say no.Tell him he\'d never talk dirty to him.But a smirk appeared on his face.
\"Alright,fine.\"Harry replied.He closed his eyes and thought for a moment before speaking.Ron felt his stomach give an odd flutter.He suddenly felt very nervous.\"I\'m gonna\' take you in arms and throw you down on this table.I\'m gonna\' take you right here and right now.Gonna\' rip off all your clothes and fuck you right here.I\'m gonna\' make you scream my name,baby.Scream for me.\"Ron sat there,staring at Harry,stunned.He was good.He could\'ve sworn he even felt something for a minute.
\"Woah,Harry.That was bloody brilliant!\"Ron exclaimed.Harry face broke out into a smile.
\"I try my best.\"He replied with a little laugh.\"Okay,now you try.\"
Nearly an hour later Ron was crawling back into bed with Hermione,who was still sleeping.Harry had struggled to teach Ron how to talk dirty,and he hadn\'t made much progress.Ron felt nervous everytime he tried and his mouth went all dry.He gave up,saying it was waste of time and giving the excuse that he was tired.
Maybe I\'m just a lost cause,he thought as he slipped into bed.Oh well,guess I\'d best get used to being bad at everything.He let out a small sigh and fell into an uneasy sleep.
To Be Continued...
Alright,hope whoever the hell would ever read this likes this chapter.I give total credit for this story to my friend Robbie who gave me the idea for the story.Review if it\'ll let you!
Much Love...
XXX
Xx-.k.a.y.y.-xX