Love at First Sight; a touching story of Lucius

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Love at First Sight; a touching story of a young Lucius Malfoy


A four year old Lucius Malfoy grinned and skipped along as he held his father’s hand, traveling through Knockturn Alley. Today was a very special day for young Lucius as his father was taking him to buy his very first wand! There was no waiting at Ollivander’s when he was eleven years old like most other students. Oh, no, his father told him that he was a special boy who had to get his wand from a very special place. Copying his father, Lucius sneered at a nearby hag as they entered a shop simply entitled, “Thorn’s”.

Letting go of his father’s hand, Lucius wandered around the shop with something akin to wonder in his eye. As he neared the wand section, he was instantly drawn to a beautiful black wand. His fingers ghosted the wooden shaft and silver snakehead as he tuned out the overeager Hogwarts dropout that was the manning the shop at the time. He did as he was bid by the assistant and picked up the wand to give it a try. On his very first wave, he managed to put the boy under the Cruciatus and his father just knew that it was the wand for his young prodigy. Pleased at his son’s very first show of magic, his father even sprung the extra Galleons for the matching cane that the wand fitted into.

Oh, how Lucius loved his new cane. As soon as he got home, he took it to his room so he could settle down on a name for it. After careful deliberation, he decided to name it Luci. All throughout his childhood, Luci and Lucius were very rarely seen apart. Lucius would play with Luci and sleep with Luci and with his mother was not around, he would even bathe with Luci. They were nigh inseparable until the fateful day Lucius went to Hogwarts.

After seeing how the other boys treated their wands, Lucius would pretend that Luci was nothing more than a wooden extension of his hand. But late at night, after his dorm mates were sound asleep in their beds, Lucius would bring little Luci to bed and apologize for his actions for the day. After getting back on Luci’s good side, the two would cuddle until Lucius fell asleep.

Even as he grew up, Luci still remained a huge part of Lucius’ life. After he had gotten married to Narcissa, he brought Luci to bed on their wedding night. All it took was one roll of the eyes from Narcissa and she found her arse in a separate wing of their new house after the honeymoon. Marital activities still took place between the two, but Narcissa insisted that Luci be placed on the bedside table during them. Lucius huffed and puffed about it, but Narcissa would not budge on the issue so he did as she bid with a longing glace at his beloved wand. As soon as he pulled out of Narcissa, however, he literally kicked the witch out of his bed, preferring his post coital cuddle with Luci instead.

Petting the top of Luci’s head, a thirty something Lucius reflected on their life together as his own young son, Draco, was picking out his wand. All in all they had a pretty good life together. As Draco went to try out a few wands, Lucius picked up Luci so that they were eye level.

“What do you say we have a bath when we get home? It’s been a long day.”

Fin.