Great Minds Think Alike (Challenge Response)

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the writing. The characters and book belongs to the amazing JK Rowling. And the story plot belongs to Katelynxm, the creator of the challenge!

A/N: I am answering the following challenge. Everything is pretty self-explanatory, but I want to apologize now for the crappiness of my ‘accent-writing’. I’m not even going to pretend to be any good at it, so Krum is going to more or less sound like any other kid. I hope ya’ll can try to look past it.
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This was the original challenge:

Ok, I would appreciate it if someone would write a draco/Krum pairing (With aforementioned title). Just b/c I have never seen one. It can be a parody, drama, pwp, whatever you want. Just as long as it manages to fall in line with the books.
Here's one idea (don't have to use it):
Krum finds out about Ron/Hermione, and Draco finds out about his beloved Harry's(who he SECRETLY admired) relationship with Ginny. During a trip to Hogesmeade(Draco for School, and Krum..because) they meet and discuss. Krum about how he should have been more evil, and Draco and how he is evil. They soon learn about how much they have in common...oooooooooooh
Bonus points for how many laughs you can get while still being serious!
Here are some lines that are required:
"I'm too sexy for my broom, too sexy for my broom, too sexy for my-"
"Harry, me and hermione are in love!" - Ron
Harry- "'Bout damn time!"
and finally - "Look, it's big nose!"
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~Great Minds Think Alike~

“Another one?” Ginny grinned as a large black owl delivered a letter to Hermione during breakfast.
Hermione sighed and shooed the owl away before opening the envelope. “I have to reply…”
“You’re going to break up with him this time, right?” Ginny asked, leaning towards Hermione to get a look at the letter. “I mean, well, I’m not sure if you’re really considered as a couple but are you going to tell him about Ron?”
“Someone talking about me?” Ron showed up behind the girls and Hermione subtly slipped the letter into a pocket in her robe.
“You wish.” Ginny rolled her eyes as her brother sat down on the other side of Hermione. “Where’s Harry?”
“I don’t know.” Ron wasn’t interested in his sister anymore. Now he was only paying attention to his girlfriend. “So, what time do you think you’ll be done with all your homework tonight?”
Hermione held onto the letter inside her robes and smiled at her boyfriend. “I guess sometime around eleven?”
“Sounds good, I’ll meet you at the usual place.” He grinned started eat.
Draco was the only one who noticed when Ginny slipped away from the table and hurried up to the commons room where she found Harry sitting on the couch trying to cram in the end of his essay that was due that morning for Potions class.
“I missed you at breakfast…”
“Oh hey Gin…” Harry’s attention was immediately taken away from his studies. “Where’s Ron?”
“With Hermione.” Ginny stood behind the couch and stared down at him. “I wanted to ask you about something Harry…”
“Yea?” Harry was confused.
“Oh Merlin Harry! You’re driving me crazy!” Ginny dug her hands into her long hair.
“Excuse me?” Harry frowned.
Ginny sighed. “I have been waiting for you for way too long and I’m not a very patient person! I’m not going to wait for you anymore…”
“What the hell are you talking about?” Harry’s hand started shaking and he couldn’t explain where his nervousness came from.
“I want you Harry! I am completely obsessed with you! I have been since the first time I saw you and I have a feeling that you like me too, but you’re just too scared to tell me…” Ginny took a deep breath. “I want you…” She repeated.
Harry’s face lit up with excitement and he reached up and pulled Ginny’s small frame over the side of the couch so that she was lying on top of him on the couch. “’bout damn time!” He shoved his homework onto the floor as they began to passionately make-out.
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“My dearest Hermione…I had a dream about you last night…” Ron’s anger was evident in the tone of his voice. “What the hell is this about Hermione? I thought you broke it off with Krum weeks ago! And here he is sending you bloody love notes about all his dreams of you…” he continued to read. “You were so beautiful and all I could think about was holding you in my arms…touching you…” Ron tossed the letter into the fire. “He’s a rotten pervert!”
Hermione sighed and dipped her quill in the bottle of ink. “I’m breaking it off with him now. I’m sorry I didn’t earlier…” She started scribbling on a piece of parchment.
“Why didn’t you?” Ron demanded. “Were you holding on to him just in case something didn’t work out with us?”
Hermione shook her head. “You know that’s not the reason Ronald.”
“Then what is it? Am I not enough for you? You want him too!” Ron accused.
“Stop being a git Ronald!” Hermione glared.
“What? You’re not denying it!” Ron pointed out.
“Oh my god, what do I have to do to prove to you how much I care about you?” Hermione asked. “Just tell me and I’ll do it!”
Ron frowned, “Hermione, it’s not about that…I just don’t want to share you. I’m sorry if that’s selfish…”
Hermione shook her head. “Here watch…” She scribbled out a quick note and spoke out load as she wrote. “Victor, I appreciate how much you have cared for me…”
Ron made a gagging noise. “And I want to have your bloody baby!”
Hermione glared at him and started writing on a new piece of parchment. “Victor, it’s over. Forgive me, but I am with someone else now. I hope in time you’ll find someone else too.” She sealed it. “Is that better? Bitchy and to the point?”
“Much. Now let’s send it.” Ron took the letter from Hermione and headed out of the portrait hole. She hurried after him.
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“I hate them all. They’re all bloody scum and I can’t stand being at the same school as them!” Draco Malfoy mumbled to himself as he trudged down the hill behind the school towards Hogsmeade. One of his freedoms of being in is seventh and final year at Hogwarts was that he was allowed to visit the nearby village whenever he chose. He no longer had to wait for the few group visits. “I can’t believe she’s actually with him…”
It had been two weeks since Ginny and Harry had publicly announced their relationship and every day since then Draco had hated her more aggressively. He also had started hating himself for letting himself develop feelings for her in the first place. Not only was she a Gryffindor, but she was a Gryffindor! He was supposed to hate her, not want to bang her!
But now she was with him. The infamous boy-who-lived.
“Well I hope they live happily ever after.” He gritted his teeth and kicked at a stone in front of his path.
“Draco?” A foreign voice pulled Draco out of his thoughts. He looked around until he located the voice.
“Krum!” Draco lifted an eyebrow and hurried over to the burly Bulgarian who was lounging at a table in front of the Three Broomsticks. “What’re you doing here?”
“I have come for Herm-i-o-nee!” Krum announced with a sort of victorious grin on his stern face.
“You have? Why?” Draco frowned and joined the Quidditch star at the table.
“Because I love her!”
“Why?” Draco laughed. “She’s dating a Weasley. I’m sure you could do better!”
“She is dating the red haired boy?” Krum frowned. “I want her back.”
“Well, you’ve got to get over it. She’s over you.”
Krum sighed. “I want her back.”
“Why don’t you just get even with her instead?” Draco suggested. “I’m sure we could think of something.”
“I do not understand…”
“Come on, I know I’m the bad one, but you’re from Durmstrang. I’m sure together…” Draco grinned. “And while we’re at it we could do something to Harry and Ginny…”
“You want me to plot evilness with you?” Krum almost seemed to smile at the idea. “I would not know how…”
“I’m sure you do if you try hard enough!”
“Is it hard to be evil?”
Draco laughed loudly. “I’m not sure evil is quite the right word!”
“Well, what then would you call the way you are?” Krum grinned. “I think I need to be more like you…”
“Well I am good at being me…it might be a little more difficult for you to adjust to my ‘evil’ lifestyle.” Draco grinned at the thought.
“I would do anything to get her back…”
Draco frowned.
“I mean…to get back at her…”
“Right…” Draco frowned. “Well we’ll do what we can.” He was thinking about how he could get back at Ginny as well, even though she never knew anything about his feelings for her. “Come on back to the school with me. You can stay in my room. I will make sure Hermione doesn’t know you’re here yet…”
“Fine. Thank you.” Krum agreed and the two started back towards the school.
“Now, I need to figure out how to hide you…”
“I have an invisibility cape.” Krum said.
“Oh, well that’ll be helpful!” Draco was impressed. “You might want to put it on now.” They were walking at a fast pace and already nearing the bottom of the hill that led up to the school. Krum quickly covered himself and vanished from Draco’s sight.
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“How did you get a room all to yourself?” Krum asked Draco that night as the two prepared for bed.
Draco shrugged. “I have my ways. Sorry I only have one bed.”
“I do not mind having to sleep on the floor.” Krum shrugged as he pulled his shirt over his head. “I did not bring anything with me for wearing. I had not planned on staying the night…” He paused and then shrugged. “I do not usually sleep clothed anyways…”
Draco’s eyes widened. “Right, of course not. Neither do I. What’s the point right?” He tried to act as tough as Krum and quickly stripped off his own shirt and started on his pants. For the first time he wished that he wore boxers instead of nothing under his pants.
“So how are we going to get her back?”
“Back at her, you mean, right?” Draco reminded the Bulgarian.
“Right, of course.” Krum agreed. He pulled off his pants and stared at his reflection in the floor-length mirror. “I am not too bad to look at…” He admired himself vainly, flexing his arm muscles and inspecting his strong abs.
Draco didn’t understand why his throat went strangely dry as he turned to look at the taller young man. Krum was not at all bad to look at. In fact he was incredibly nice to look at. He was much taller then Draco himself, a few inches over six feet probably, and Quidditch had conditioned him well. His abs were built with muscles and his thighs were shaped like a god. Draco noted the bulkiness in his tight boxer briefs and for a second let himself imagine how endowed the athlete probably was. He tried to avert his eyes from Krum’s almost nude body.
“I have never known a girl or a woman to refuse me…” Krum continued in an honest attempt to understand Hermione’s rejection. He pulled off his briefs and tossed them onto the pile of his clothes. Draco chocked on a gasp that had tried to escape from his throat. Krum continued inspecting himself in the mirror. “I could give her more pleasure then anyone here!” His large hands stroked his relaxed cock twice, urging it to perk up for better viewing. “I will never understand her.”
Draco’s face paled even more then it’s natural whiteness as he watched Krum’s dick spring to life. The Quidditch champion was extremely well-hung. And as he stroked it to its full hardness Draco guessed that it was almost ten inches. He felt a little depressed that his own fell short by a couple of inches.
“Yea, I know what you mean…” Draco managed to squeak out before turning away from Krum and trying hard not to think about the incredible man standing naked in his room. “Well, I guess you can take the bed…I can sleep on the floor…”
“It is a big bed.” Krum pointed out. It was of course a very large bed, larger then regular King sized beds, but Draco wasn’t sure how comfortable he was sharing with a naked man. “I have three brothers. I have shared beds before.” He smiled in a way that Draco had never imagined possible from such a typically brutish guy.
“Sure, okay…” Draco gave in, quickly climbing in to bed and staying close to the edge of his side.
Krum stopped his self-evaluation and climbed into the other side of the bed. “Thank you for helping me Draco.” He mumbled through a yawn as he started drifting off to sleep.
“Uh-huh.” Draco frowned at how fast the older boy managed to fall asleep. Draco knew that he would never be able to sleep. All he could think about the strange tingles that were running down his body and building up in his cock. It was stiffening automatically as he continued to let his mind dwell on the sights he had beheld only moments before. He bit his lip hard and had to struggle against the overwhelming urge he had to jack himself off right there and then. But he couldn’t imagine the humiliation of Krum waking up and discovering him masturbating. So instead he finally fell into a very unfulfilled sleep, which was full of erotic dreams revolving around Krum flying around stark naked on his broomstick.
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Draco made his way down to the breakfast table in a horrible mood the next morning. He had slept in and when he finally awoke he found a note from Krum saying he had gone out in his cloak to spy on Hermione. Draco felt sick, and he had only been more frustrated sexually after his dream during the night. He dressed in a sloppy haste and then went down to breakfast where he sat between Goyle and Crabbe, without saying a word. He barely ate anything.
“Draco!” Pansy’s fawning voice brought him out of his bitter moping. He was still bitter and unfulfilled but seeing her trot across the marble floor with her robes open and her large breasts swinging freely (she hated bras) beneath her white button-down blouse gave him an idea.
He stood quickly and grabbed her hand as she reached him, turning her around and leading her out of the banquet hall before she even had a chance to greet him properly.
“Where are we going?” She questioned eagerly as he led her down the steps to the Slytherin dungeons.
“I’ll give you one guess.” Draco replied in a sort of growl.
Pansy knew that tone well and she smiled anxiously. “Draco, we really shouldn’t right now! I have my tutoring…you know how Snape gets…”
“Yea, I know how Snape gets, and I also know that tutoring is the last thing you do in your private lessons with him…” He wasn’t listening to any of her protests. “But I’m first today, so shut up.”
Pansy quieted at his firm tone and let him pull her through the common room and into his single bedroom. Draco scanned the room quickly to make sure that Krum had not returned before throwing Pansy down onto the bed.
“Really Draco, I can’t be too long…”
“I don’t give a damn about your meeting with Snape, Pansy! All I care about right now is getting what I need.” Draco climbed onto the bed kneeling over her and fiercely pulled open her blouse. A few of the buttons popped off at the force.
“Oh!” Pansy gasped as his hands grabbed at her bare breasts roughly. She sighed and her body wriggled beneath his as he leaned down and captured her lips in an intense kiss, shoving his tongue inside forcing her to stretch her mouth to accept the ferocity of his tongue-tango. She moaned as he sucked at her mouth with his and then she winced as his teeth snapped at her bottom lip. “Ouch Draco careful!” She tried to move away from him.
“Shut up I said!” He continued to ravage her mouth with his, ignoring her wriggling body as his fingers brutally pinched at her stiff nipples and his hands squeezed at her melon-sized breasts. Finally he broke the kiss and moved his mouth down to one of her nipples, latching on and sucking as fiercely as he had been kissing her. She moaned and twisted her fingers in her own dark hair as his hands lifted up her plaid skirt, delighting in her choice for a panty-free attire. His fingers had open access to her already very wet pussy and he quickly started stroking her along the silky lips.
“Oh god Draco…” She moaned as his teeth scraped at her left nipple and his right hand pinched and played with the other nipple. His other hand was busy beneath her skirt. He barely wasted a second before slipping a finger between her wet folds and finding her aroused nub. It was swollen with excitement and he politely rolled it between his thumb and finger.
“God Pansy you’re so wet!” Draco mumbled with his mouth full of her swollen nipple. She panted in response as he inserted two fingers deep into her hole. He wriggled them around searching for a reaction and she bucked her hips towards his hand. That was all he needed to continue. He removed his hands from her body, against her whining protests, and quickly removed his own robe and pulled down his pants. His cock was already fully hard and ready for her wetness. She grinned at him and reached out her hand to stroke him briefly before he positioned himself at her opening and slid into her vagina. She breathed deeply and slammed her head back against the bed, thrusting her hips upward to take his cock farther into her hole. Draco placed his hands on her hips and held her steady as he began pounding into her. He found a rhythm and kept it up, fast and hard. She groaned in pain and arousal at his brutal fucking but he didn’t ease it up.
“You’ve never been in such a hurry…” Pansy moaned, grabbing at her own nipples and pinching them hard as Draco rammed into her.
“I’ve never needed it so badly!” He told her. He felt himself coming close and leaned down closer to her letting her hard nipples graze against his chest as he thrust in and out of her faster.
Pansy squealed and pulled his head towards hers to drown her screams in a kiss as they climaxed together. He lay still on top of her for a moment, feeling the mixture of their fluids spill onto the bed. Then he pulled out of her and lay flat on his back. She rolled over and planted soft kisses on his chest.
“Get out.” He demanded firmly.
Pansy frowned. “Excuse me?”
“Get out now.” He repeated.
“Look Draco, I’m not your whore! You don’t own me…” Pansy tried to defend herself.
Draco stared at her in a terribly firm way. “Leave.”
She scrambled off the bed, adjusting her skirt and buttoning up her shirt the best she could as she headed for the door. “You’re a bastard Draco Malfoy. And you have just had the last of me!” Tears were evident in her evil eyes but Draco didn’t care. She wasn’t the one he was thinking about anymore. She slammed the door behind her exit and Draco buried his face under a pillow. “Krum…” He moaned into the pillow as images of the young man’s naked form from the night before once again flooded into Draco’s mind.
Hearing his name Krum emptied his load instantly and his cock became slowly limp. He had never enjoyed masturbating more then he had while watching Malfoy bang Pansy so fiercely from beneath the privacy of his invisibility cloak. He had never meant to spy, but when the door opened he was nervous and so he hid. He didn’t have time to leave before they started to fuck. He had never been so turned on in his life then the blonde Slytherin managed to make him. Krum was confused about the arousal he found he had for Draco, but he was also very eager to explore them more during the next few nights. And it was obvious that Draco was interested as well.
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“So…have you been thinking any more about ways to get back at Hermione?” Draco asked hesitantly that evening after supper. He had withdrawn from the commons room early, choosing to do his homework in his room where he knew Krum would be hanging out. He had a desire to be around the older boy as often as possible.
Krum shrugged. “I have not really been thinking about her…”
“Oh? Really?” Draco frowned. “I thought you were following her around today.”
“I was going to, but then I came back up here when she was not at breakfast.” Krum wasn’t quite sure how to inform Draco that he had been spying that morning.
“Oh, you came back this morning? How early?” Draco was feeling strangely paranoid.
“Early.” Krum answered simply. He moved from his seat in front of Draco’s personal fireplace and once again started stripping down for bed. “I am tired. I think I will go to bed early.” He stood in front of the mirror again with his back to Draco as he started to disrobe. Krum knew that Draco would be subtly watching him and it excited him unbearably. He removed his shirt, carefully flexing his back muscles and then started unfastening his pants.
Draco cleared his throat, trying to soothe the tickle that was rising out of nervous arousal. He tried to focus on his homework but his eyes kept drifting upwards towards the stripping Bulgarian.
Krum undid his pants and slid them off, kicking them to the side and once again admiring himself in front of the mirror. He glanced at Draco in the mirror and the blonde boy quickly looked away. Krum smirked to himself as he slipped out of his briefs, standing naked again, in front of Draco. Krum’s cock was almost complete hard, aroused by his dirty thoughts of Draco. The Slytherin scribbled sloppily on his parchment as he watched Krum out of the corner of his eyes. The Bulgarian turned sideways, giving Draco a perfect view of his full length of hardness. Draco bit his lip as he fantasized about sucking on the beautiful, thick cock. Then he cursed himself silently for thinking such things at all. He was not interested in men. He was not gay. But his stiffening cock told him otherwise and he had to once again fight the urge to jack off right then and there.
Krum had to fight plenty of his own urges, mainly wanting to throw Draco onto the bed as he had seen the blonde boy do to Pansy earlier that day. But he held off. The time had not yet come for that. He prayed it would soon. Finally, Krum moved away from the mirror and pulled the sheets down in the large bed, climbing in and then pulling the thin material back up just above his waist. His cock was still hard and Draco could see it clearly outlined like a pole sticking up in a tent. He was again amazed at the length.
“Umm…I’m going to take a shower…” Draco told Krum quickly. He shut up his homework books in a hurry and stepped into the private bathroom that adjoined his bedroom. He pushed the door in a rush and didn’t notice that it didn’t close all the way before he had stripped naked and climbed into the shower. He pulled the nearly transparent curtain shut and turned on the hot water, letting the steam heat up his aroused body.
Every inch of his skin tingled from the warmth of the shower and his cock was alert. Draco led the water pound down on his back, as his hands slowly started caressing his cock. He prayed that Krum was a heavy sleeper in case Draco was unable to keep quiet as he satisfied himself as best as possible. He started slowly sliding his hands up and down the length of his stiff dick with his right hand while his other hand started playing with his balls. He squeezed the sacks gently at first but as his right hand quickened on his dick he started squeezing harder and more roughly. He turned around so that he was facing the showerhead and let the pressure tease his cock, while he continued pumping it with his hand. He groaned loudly, using both hands to squeeze and pump his cock. He could feel his cock pulsing, as he grew closer to his peak. But he wasn’t there yet.
Krum had waited for a few moments after Draco had started the shower before climbing silently out of bed and tiptoeing over to the barely open door of the bathroom. He could hear the shower running and he was certain that Draco was in the process of pleasuring himself. He pushed the door open just slightly so he could see the mirror that hung on the wall and fully reflected the shower. The shower curtain was perfectly transparent and gave Krum a perfect view of Draco’s body behind the curtain. The older boy licked his grinning lips as he saw Draco begin to jack himself off eagerly. Krum didn’t waste any time slipping his hands around his own already hard cock and mirroring Draco’s masturbation. Krum continued to watch Draco with delicious excitement.
Draco let out a deep breath and retrieved a bottle of lubricant from the shower’s built-in shelf. He coated his fingers in the thick, smooth liquid and slowly circled his fingers around his anus opening. The warm water continued to pound at his cock as Draco slowly slipped his well-lubed index finger into his ass hole. He bit his lip hard at the penetration and had to lean his shoulder against the shower wall for balance as he added a second finger and started to slowly prod his way deeper into his anus. He pumped his cock and pumped his fingers into his ass with the same rhythm. He was getting closer. His breath grew quick and his entire body shuddered as he reached orgasm and shot his load over the shower wall and sighed heavily.
Krum came only a moment later and had to use his wand to clean up the mess that he had created on the thick bedroom carpet. He breathed deeply in contentment and returned to the bed, excitedly waiting for Draco to come out of the shower for bed. Krum knew he would be having amazing dreams that night and he hoped that one day he would be able to make the dreams more then just fantasies.
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A/N: Alright, let me know what you think. Love it? Hate it? It's not going to be a very long story, but there will be a couple more updates of course! There's going to be some Krum/Draco action, and there must be a way to 'get back' at Hermione and Ginny for choosing to love such silly boys instead of the evil studs...alright! please review!!!