Hogwarts P.I

Disclaimer: I Do not own any of these characters. I am simply making stupid nonsense using them for the humor of all you people who decide to read them.


It was a sunny September afternoon. Dumbledore raomed the grounds in search of unsuspecting students. As he strolled towards Hagrids hut, he found Neville Longbottom and Dean Thomas stigging together by the Edge fo the forbidden forest. As Dumbledore got closer, he heard that Dean was asking Nevielle to set him up with his grandmother.

"Thats disgusting dean. Shes old and wrinkly. And shes my Gran!" Dean stood up. He had had enough. He was going to do this himself.

"Fine then. If you won't set us up, then I'll do it myself." And with that he walked off towards the castle in a very bad mood.

Dumbledore walked over to Neville and sat down beside him.

"Feeing blue?" he asked casually.

"Yea," said Neville.

"Care to share," asked the old man kindly.

"Well," said Neville "First off, I can't find Trevor. He's been missing for weeks now and I thnk Professor Snape has stolen him and used him for potion ingredients. Second, I keep getting creepy owls from someone saying how they love me and wish to be with me forever, and I have no idea who it is, and Third," he took a pause not knowing how to explain this to Dumbledore, "Dean wants to hook up with my Gran."

The old man studied Neville for some time. Neville assumed that he would have some rather good advice but was shocked when all he had said was, "have you ever noticed the mesmorising qualities your neck fat posesses when you speak?"

Neville was appauled. He had just trusted to Dumbledore what he had told noone else, and he makes a fat joke. SOmething was really going wrong at this school.

"But anywho, tell me more of this Gran of yours. Does she still have all her real teeth?"

"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE PEOPLE AT THIS SCHOOL!??!" Neville asked in outrage.

"You know what makes all your problems go away?" Neville looked at Dumbledore, afraid to know what was coming next. "NAKED TIME!" Dumbledore shouted, throwing off his robe and running into the forest naked.

"My God." Neville said, gaping open mouthed to the spot where Dumbledore had just disappreaded into the forest. "Something is seriously not right, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Those detective lessons Gran paid for when I was young are finally going to pay off."

And with that, Neville ran towards the castle up to Gryffindor tower to retreive his Detective suit and to search for a worthy sidekick. There was no way he could slove all this mayhem by himself. He would deffinately need some help.


Well, I hoped you all liked it, sorry it took so long to review, I haven't really had much time lately to review, but now that its summer, You can expect tons more pointless, stupid, nonsense in this story.
Hope you like.
I appologize if any of you find this disturbing. If you haven't seen potter puppet pals, you should, it will help to explain the 'Naked Time'

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