The Wolf is Mine
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,071
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Wolf is Mine
Based on the song, "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica. Snape and Draco fight over Remus. Humor for Innerslytherin and thesnapelyone, the Remus and Snape to my Draco. Love you both.
A/N: Don't bothering flaming; this is just for fun. Not to be taken seriously.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I do not own. You surprised? LOL
The Wolf is Mine
Snape:
Excuse me, Mr. Malfoy, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Draco:
Uh huh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar.
Snape:
As I should, Mr. Malfoy. I have been your Potions professor for years. Oh, and not to mention your godfather. I just wanted to know do you know somebody named
you, you know his name.
Draco:
Oh, yeah definitely, I know his name. *gets dreamy look in his eyes*
Snape:
I just wanted to let you know he's mine. *narrows eyes and sneers*
Draco:
Huh... No no, he's mine! *sticks out lip petulantly*
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your wolf are you insane
Draco:
You see I know that you may be
Just be jealous of me
Cuz you're blind if you can't see
that you will never be as hot as me
Snape: *snorts loudly*
You see I tried to hesitate
I wouldn't take you for a dunderhead
He said without me he couldn't make
It through the day without being in my bed
Draco:
Maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
But my hair is all it took *flips hair pointedly*
Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
Must you do the things you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it prat, it's true
Draco:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I relish it's killing you inside
Snape:
You can say what you want to say
I know it may be hard to take,
but your's is someone in polyjuice I'm sure
I can tell the real from the fake
Draco:
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
And if you didn't know the wolf is now mine
Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confusedHe belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Both:
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape: *sighs* Fine. We shall settle for joint custody of Remus.
Draco: Agreed.
A/N: Don't bothering flaming; this is just for fun. Not to be taken seriously.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I do not own. You surprised? LOL
The Wolf is Mine
Snape:
Excuse me, Mr. Malfoy, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Draco:
Uh huh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar.
Snape:
As I should, Mr. Malfoy. I have been your Potions professor for years. Oh, and not to mention your godfather. I just wanted to know do you know somebody named
you, you know his name.
Draco:
Oh, yeah definitely, I know his name. *gets dreamy look in his eyes*
Snape:
I just wanted to let you know he's mine. *narrows eyes and sneers*
Draco:
Huh... No no, he's mine! *sticks out lip petulantly*
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your wolf are you insane
Draco:
You see I know that you may be
Just be jealous of me
Cuz you're blind if you can't see
that you will never be as hot as me
Snape: *snorts loudly*
You see I tried to hesitate
I wouldn't take you for a dunderhead
He said without me he couldn't make
It through the day without being in my bed
Draco:
Maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
But my hair is all it took *flips hair pointedly*
Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
Must you do the things you do
You keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it prat, it's true
Draco:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I relish it's killing you inside
Snape:
You can say what you want to say
I know it may be hard to take,
but your's is someone in polyjuice I'm sure
I can tell the real from the fake
Draco:
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
And if you didn't know the wolf is now mine
Both:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The wolf is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confusedHe belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Snape:
Not yours
Draco:
But mine
Both:
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The wolf is mine
Snape: *sighs* Fine. We shall settle for joint custody of Remus.
Draco: Agreed.