The Sinister Stare

THE SINISTER STARE

An amusing little
ditty about the evil power of Severus Snape’s little dark Sinister Stare*

(Original song “style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>Sinister Stomp” from Bobby “Boris”
Pickett & the Crypt Kicker 5) With words revamped by yours truly ;)

Now some teachers like
to stomp others like to shout but I like the stare ‘cause it gives me clout

Well I walked into my classroom late one day,

when I glanced at the class and what to my dismay!

The kids all rowdy it nearly gave me a scare,

So I glared at the class and gave them the ‘Sinister Stare’

(CHORUS) It’s the
Sinister Stare that makes Neville dive-

It’s the Sinister
Stare gives Ron Weasley the hives-

It’s the Sinister
Stare and it’s mine all mine!

It’s the Sinister
Stare and it keeps my class in line.

Now I glared and stared like a crazy ol’ loon,

how should I know it was simply Harry being a goon?

But none-the-less I was having fun,

It was the Sinister Stare that made Harry run!

(Chorus)

This should teach him not to get cheeky and scream!

He’s getting bad habits from his playmate Hermione.

Now it’s time for class, with a toss of my greasy hair

But I will keep them in line with the Sinister Stare!

(Chorus)

You can stare and stare to your hearts content,

But all you’ll ever get is your energy spent.

In doing the stare there is a knack-

Ask Harry it nearly broke his back… (Evil laughter)

(Chorus)

• If you
  ever get a chance to listen to this song (the original) it is a riot! It’s
  on the album called ‘Monster Mash’ by Bobby Boris Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers.