Harry\'s Day at the Dursleys\'

Title: Harry’s Day at the Dursleys’, part 1
Author: Hard_on_Harry
Warning: Uncle Vernon/ Harry, minor, anal, rape?, rimming, lemon
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is NOT MINE. I DO NOT OWN IT! Do not sue me or adult-fanfiction.org.
Notes: This is my first fanfic. I worked VERY hard on this. I am serious. So, please review and tell the truth about my writing ability. If you like this part, I will write more. Thanks!! 

Harry was having a normal day at the Dursley’s house. He was cleaning and cooking for everyone as usual. He was walking down the hall when that café food started working on him. So, realizing that he had to use the bathroom he ran to the toilet as fast as he could, barely making it on time. His uncle was there waiting for him.
His uncle says, “Hey, why are you rushing in here?”.
Harry says “Isn’t it obvious, I have to take a mad shit! I’m prairie-dogging it.”
“What do you mean by prairie-dogging?”
“Don’t you know when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the hole.” say Harry.
“Okay”, says Uncle Vernon.
So, Harry does his business and then walks gingerly out of the bathroom and his uncle see that he forgot to close the door.
“DAMN! What the fuck did you eat? You’re insides are rotten.” Uncle Vernon exclaims.
“After what you did to me last night, I can’t hold down any food anymore.” retorts Harry.
His uncle lashes out in a rage, “IT WAS CONSENTIONAL!”
Harry says, “What do you mean, I didn’t agree to anything that we did last night! I was talking about what you did in the kitchen yesterday, when you cooked the food for once.”
“Oh”, says Uncle Vernon.
“What do you mean by this consensual thing?” asks Harry.
“Well, after I split your aunt in two last night, I talked to “Palmala-Handerson” for a little while and after my skin started to peel and I got blisters all over my massive cock, I had to have some other type of human interaction. And, since me and your cousin are so fat, I couldn’t find the hole, and decided you were the right fit. After I spiked your tea with horse ruffies, you were all mine.
So, after I got you messed up, I took you into the back to show you my pokemon collection and you agreed whole heartedly because you love pokemon and digimon. So we went to the back and I never pulled out any cards. I pulled down my pants and my massive cock fell out. You went, “WOW!” You asked if you could lick it like a banana. And I said, “No, I always do the ones I bring in first. See the score on the wall; I bring in a lot of boys. See, Me vs. Michael Jackson, I’m winning!
At first you were reluctant to whip yours out, but after I threatened to kick you out of the house you pondered for the night. The next morning you agreed.”

Harry was horrified to hear this information from his Uncle but the horse ruffies kicked in again and he laid back on the bed and unzipped his pants and his two feet long, three inch wide slong hit his uncle in the face.
SLAP!
“Wow! That’s one big slong! I have a mushroom stamp on my forehead now!” yelled Uncle Vernon.
After getting over the initial shock, Uncle Vernon whipped out the KY Brand warming liquid.
“NO! Not that!” yells Harry.
“Why no? It’s the best on the market”, retorts Uncle Vernon.
“I have sensitive skin…” says Harry. “You have to use cocoa butter.”
“Shut up! This is my show now, bitch!”, and slaps him across the face with the KY bottle.
After being hit with the bottle, Harry notices that some of the KY Jelly has spilled on his face. Harry starts to freak out. “YOU BLOODY BASTARD! I told you that I have sensitive skin, you prick!”
“Stop being a bitch and come here!” yells Vernon.
Uncle Vernon, not realizing that Harry’s slong was going to slap him in the face again, was not prepared.
WHAP!
Uncle Vernon was knocked clear across the room by Harry’s muscular penis.


To be continued…..based off of reviews.