The Salami and the Frying Pan
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,290
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Salami and the Frying Pan
The Salami and the Frying Pan
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Author: Luthien Arcamenel aka. Syringa feat. the instant slash story generator (http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html)
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: R resp. M
Disclaimer: No infringement of copyright is intended. You know whom the Harry Potter characters belong to (J. K. Rowling etc.). No money is being made with this.
Summary: Harry and a Frying Pan and Draco and a Salami. Slash. One-Shot.
Author\'s Note: This is just something silly that made me laugh. Maybe it makes you laugh, too. Enjoy!
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The darkness was all around as Harry walked through the Forbidden Forest down towards his dormitory, random thoughts of blow jobs crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape had told him she often dreamed about Professor Snape involved in fucking with a Centaur , but each to their own, she didn\'t know about his fantasies involving Draco.
One day he would discuss his feelings with the Giant Squid, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Draco masturbating himself with a chocolate sauce.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the frying pan he was carrying with him.
Would Draco\'s arse feel like that to his toes?
What would Draco think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating salami off Draco\'s beautiful cock?
Harry rubbed the frying pan against his arse whispering Draco\'s name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his dormitory but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Draco\'s name into the night.
Meanwhile, Draco had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. The Forbidden Forest was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the salami he was carrying and leisurely scratched his arse.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance.
Was that Harry calling his name? He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation.
He dropped his salami and ran towards the sound of his Pumpkin\'s voice.
Draco stumbled through the darkness towards Harry.
Panicked thoughts ran through his head.
Was his Pumpkin being attacked by a Centaur?
Was he about to be raped by Lord Voldemort dressed as Professor Snape?
His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his toes.
\"Harry, Harry, my Pumpkin,\" screamed Draco. \"It\'s alright, I\'m coming, I\'ll save you!\"
Harry leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the frying pan and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare cock pointing in the air.
\"Draco!\" Harry gasped embarrassedly. \"What are you doing here? The Giant Squid said you were in your dormitory engaged in some blow jobs with Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape.\"
\"No, I was alone in my dormitory with nothing but my chocolate sauce for company. I couldn\'t sleep for thinking how beautiful your cock was, and how I would like to stroke my arse against it, and have you kiss my toes, and now I see your cock for myself I realise that not even Professor Snape has a cock to compare with yours.\"
\"Oh, Pumpkin, the Giant Squid said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape.\"
\"What! That old centaur, I\'d rather get involved in fucking with Lord Voldemort, a frying pan and salami than dream of blow jobs with her! Ooh, the very thought makes my toes curl!\"
\"Oh, Harry!\"
\"Oh, Draco, my Pumpkin!\"
Cue soft music, sounds of blow jobs and fucking, soft focus and fade.........
ooOoo The End ooOoo
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Author: Luthien Arcamenel aka. Syringa feat. the instant slash story generator (http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html)
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: R resp. M
Disclaimer: No infringement of copyright is intended. You know whom the Harry Potter characters belong to (J. K. Rowling etc.). No money is being made with this.
Summary: Harry and a Frying Pan and Draco and a Salami. Slash. One-Shot.
Author\'s Note: This is just something silly that made me laugh. Maybe it makes you laugh, too. Enjoy!
ooOoo
The darkness was all around as Harry walked through the Forbidden Forest down towards his dormitory, random thoughts of blow jobs crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape had told him she often dreamed about Professor Snape involved in fucking with a Centaur , but each to their own, she didn\'t know about his fantasies involving Draco.
One day he would discuss his feelings with the Giant Squid, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Draco masturbating himself with a chocolate sauce.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the frying pan he was carrying with him.
Would Draco\'s arse feel like that to his toes?
What would Draco think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating salami off Draco\'s beautiful cock?
Harry rubbed the frying pan against his arse whispering Draco\'s name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his dormitory but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Draco\'s name into the night.
Meanwhile, Draco had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. The Forbidden Forest was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the salami he was carrying and leisurely scratched his arse.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance.
Was that Harry calling his name? He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation.
He dropped his salami and ran towards the sound of his Pumpkin\'s voice.
Draco stumbled through the darkness towards Harry.
Panicked thoughts ran through his head.
Was his Pumpkin being attacked by a Centaur?
Was he about to be raped by Lord Voldemort dressed as Professor Snape?
His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his toes.
\"Harry, Harry, my Pumpkin,\" screamed Draco. \"It\'s alright, I\'m coming, I\'ll save you!\"
Harry leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the frying pan and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare cock pointing in the air.
\"Draco!\" Harry gasped embarrassedly. \"What are you doing here? The Giant Squid said you were in your dormitory engaged in some blow jobs with Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape.\"
\"No, I was alone in my dormitory with nothing but my chocolate sauce for company. I couldn\'t sleep for thinking how beautiful your cock was, and how I would like to stroke my arse against it, and have you kiss my toes, and now I see your cock for myself I realise that not even Professor Snape has a cock to compare with yours.\"
\"Oh, Pumpkin, the Giant Squid said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Anserina Elviliel Moonchild Riddle Potter Malfoy Snape.\"
\"What! That old centaur, I\'d rather get involved in fucking with Lord Voldemort, a frying pan and salami than dream of blow jobs with her! Ooh, the very thought makes my toes curl!\"
\"Oh, Harry!\"
\"Oh, Draco, my Pumpkin!\"
Cue soft music, sounds of blow jobs and fucking, soft focus and fade.........
ooOoo The End ooOoo