Peaches at Spinner’s End.

Disclaimer: JKR owns the characters; Presidents of The United States of America (the band of course) own the song.

A/N: Inspired by the movie “Secret Window” and the song “Peaches”.

And don’t worry I’ll finish my Percy/Draco, Percy/Snape fic soon, this idea just hit me and I had been wanting to do something that wasn’t WIP.

Possible HBP spoilers.


***********Movin\' to the country i\'m gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin\' to the country i\'m gonna eat a lot of peaches
I\'m movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin\' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches************

It was bad enough that Wormtail was staying at his house at Spinners End but it was quite another to have him slurping up peaches all day long. Not that Snape minded having Wormtail as his personal assistant, thanks to the Dark Lord, but it was still annoying to have a childhood rival sleeping in his house, his sanctuary. Yes, he would always hate Wormtail; not only had he been a goody goody Marauder during their school years but he was a lying filthy suck up in his adult age and that’s not mentioning….those peaches; Peaches that Wormtail would spend all morning skinning, cutting and bathing in its juice. It angered Snape, there were so many things to use such care with, yet Wormtail chose peaches. So every morning Snape would pass the working Wormtail and would scoff something about ‘wasting time’ because after all peaches can’t even be used in potions.

Wormtail on the other hand hated being both Snape’s assistant and sleeping in the musty old house but… at least he got his peaches. Yummy juicy peaches sliced, swimming in their own juices, and sprinkled with sugar ready to be picked up with a fork or, as Wormtail preferred, by the handful. So there sitting in a chair pulled up to a table that he conjured up in the sitting room sat Wormtail. A big bowl of sliced peaches sitting in front of him; He had cut them up that morning carefully slicing each piece with the utmost care more care then he had ever put in anything in his life. Because peaches were tender, peaches were soft golden balls of pleasure, peaches…were precious.

“Ughr,” Snape growled passing by Wormtail for the second time that afternoon.

“It is not my fault if you cannot appreciate the subtle beauty of a freshly picked and prepared summer peach.” Wormtail said haughtily.

Snape stopped abruptly and turned slowly on his heels, “Excuse me?”

“I- I- I said um, that the peach….it well…you see..” Wormtail had thought he had spoken out of Snape’s earshot. He was wrong.

“Shut up you stupid blabbering idiot!” Snape shouted stalking up to Wormtail and stopping not even a foot away from him. “You and your stupid peaches, is that all you can think about when there is a war going on? One that our Lord is sure to lose if he continues to depend on vermin like you!”

“I-I” Wormtail was shaking now. Suddenly Wormtail felt a hard blow to the side of his head. He had nearly been knocked off his chair and Snape stood with his fist raised, snarling, and his eyes darting between Wormtail and the peaches. Suddenly Snape grabbed a fistful of peaches, causing Wormtail to frown, and shoved messily into his mouth, causing Wormtail to gasp. How dare anyone treat a peach that way!

The peachy juice dribbled down Snape’s chin and spilt onto his normally oh-so-proper clothes leaving Wormtail with a look between anguish and lust on his face. Then with just as much force as he grabbed the peaches he grabbed Wormtail by the collar and brought him to his feet, and before Wormtail could say anything Snape pressed his lips against Wormtail’s smearing the peach over his face.

Wormtail gasped in shock, protest and sudden arousal; Snape took advantage of his surprise and plunged his tongue into his mouth spreading the peach glop in his mouth with his tongue. Wormtail’s surprise arousal grew as Snape roughly pulled him closer to his body. He didn’t know how long they kept at it but Wormtail knew he did not want it to end. Even if it was with Snape the mixed taste of kisses and peach was not something easy to give up. But then almost as soon as it started Snape began to pull away.

“You are mine! And you will do what I tell you!” Snape said before wiping his mouth with his sleeve and picking Wormtail up by the collar again and throwing him on to the ground causing Wormtail to land spread eagle on the dingy carpet. Snape smirked, waved his hand so that both men’s clothes disappeared and grabbed another handful of peaches

*********Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If i had my little way i\'d eat peaches everyday
Sun soakin bulges in the shade**********

Smirking still Snape made his way around the alarmed Wormtail peach juice dripping between his fingers and on to the floor. Then hovering near Wormtail’s face Snape brought his hand that contained the peaches to his penis and began stroking his shaft and smearing the peaches over his cock and balls.

The act, the horrible crude act… was the sexiest thing Wormtail had ever seen. His small watery eyes hungrily took in the sight of Snape rubbing the peach innards over his cock. He licked his lips in need, need for peaches, need for….something else. “Get on your knees,” Snape said suddenly, and without thinking Wormtail obeyed getting on all fours but still looking up at Snape’s cock with savage desire. For several minutes Snape continued to stroke his cock bringing it to an amazing length and all the while Wormtail felt his own penis rise in anticipation.

“Suck it off,” Snape grunted when he had completed the coating of his penis. And Wormtail obeyed. He wrapped his lips over Snape’s cock-head, feeling the slickness on his lips, it was soft and wet. He whimpered as the salty sweet taste of pre-cum and peach juice reached his tongue.

Oh how, he loved peaches. He loved peaches and he loved dick and suddenly he wanted more and he slid Snape’s cock into his mouth, taking it in slowly and increasing the pressure of his lips on the dick. He stopped when he couldn’t take anymore of the length in and reversed the process, letting his tongue brush against the cock’s underside and the cock slide out of his mouth slowly enjoying the peachy taste until all but its head was out. Snape grunted. Grinning to himself Wormtail began sucking and licking Snape’s cock hoping for some more degrading sounds to come from the ever so proper Severus Snape.

As Wormtail worked, Snape leaned over his small body, a single peach slice in hand, and slid the peach slice over Wormtail’s arse hole as he did so he could feel the intently pleasant sensation of Wormtail bobbing up and down on his cock. Snape covered Wormtail’s puckered hole generously until the pale white ass of the short man was glistening even in the dim light.

The wet sticky feeling of peach pulp on his ass felt so good and Wormtail let out a cry of need.


************I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poked my finger down inside makin\' a little room for a ant to hide
Nature\'s candy in my hand or can or a pie***********


“Now now Wormtail, you know our master values patience.” Snape chuckled.

“Fuck Snape, just fuck me.” Wormtail said letting Snape’s cock fall out of his mouth.

“MMM,” Snape purred and moved over so he could nudge his pulsing cock head against Wormtail’s entrance.

“Oh please,” Wormtail begged rocking his hips back so the cock head would be pushed against him.

“Well, only because you asked so nicely,” And Snape rammed his cock inside Wormtail enjoying the feel of the peachy lubricant and the tightness given by Wormtail’s anus muscles as they made room for him. The sensation was amazing and Snape had to stop himself from cumming immediately.

After a few deep breaths, not nearly enough time for Wormtail to get used to his invading cock, Snape harshly pounded Wormtail not caring in the slightest about the noises of protest coming from his colleague all he knew was the tight sensation was heaven. Snape impaled himself over and over in the tight heat and finally he found Wormtail’s prostate earning him a cry of pleasure from his wanton ex school mate.

Soon both men were panting moaning in pleasure; the harder Snape thrust the stronger the sensations of pleasure filled Wormtail’s mind. And Wormtail soon found himself bucking his small body backwards meeting Snape’s thrusts.

Snape chuckled and wrapped his hand around Wormtail’s thick meat and began to stroke it vigorously as he continued the plunging in and out of Wormtail’s tight hole. “Faster, oh please faster,” Wormtail cried and Snape did so eagerly.


Five minutes and a few thrusts later Snape moaned, “Peter…”And shot his seed into Wormtail’s anus, the sudden warmth that filled Wormtail caused his own load to blow and he spilled his sticky warm cum all over the carpet. When he was finally spent Wormtail collapsed to the floor, followed by Snape who fell on top of the smaller man panting…

The next day as Snape passed Wormtail eating his new bowl of peaches he smiled. He would never think of peaches in the same way again.

*******Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Look out***********