A Little Knowledge

TITLE: A Little Knowledge
AUTHOR: Ravenkiss
STATUS/PART: 1/2
EMAIL: Ravenkiss2000@yahoo.com
RATING: NC17
PAIRING: SS/RH
SPOILERS: None.
WARNINGS: M/M Slash, graphic sex, mention of Mpreg later
DISCLAIMER: The characters are not mine, no money is being made.
SUMMARY: Dumbledore wishes to speak to Hagrid about a developing
situation.
AUTHOR\'S NOTES: This is based on the concept floating around that sexy
Sev is not entirely human.
BETA: Services performed by the lovely and talented majik.


Part 1 - A Little Knowledge


Feeling uncharacteristically nervous, Hagrid sat in the large, dark
blue, comfortable looking, very overstuffed armchair. He sat upright with his
hands in his lap. His eyes were slightly downcast, and his usually
ruddy face seemed flushed behind his shaggy beard.

\"Hagrid.\" Sitting back behind his cluttered desk, looking at the
game-keeper from behind his half moon shaped glasses, Albus Dumbledore seemed to be
weighing his words. \"It is not my place to interfere with anyone\'s
personal relationships...\"

\"But it is na really a personal relationship, sir.\" The big man put in
hopefully.

\"Hagrid, I walked in on you and Professor Snape in a, well, a
compromising position. You cannot get much more personal then that.\" The Headmaster
could not help but recall walking into the half giant\'s hut and seeing the
huge man with his pants down around his ankles, his hips moving like a
piston shoving his massive cock into the very eager Severus Snape. The usually
prim, proper, often down right dour man was naked on his hands and
knees on Hagrid\'s low wooden table.

He was doing a perfect imitation of a bitch in heat. Moaning and
whimpering as he not only took Hagrid\'s almost brutal thrusts, but arched back
into them, his honey silk voice hoarse and begging to be taken deeper.

Dumbledore\'s first rather uncharitable thought at the sight was of a
Whippet being mounted by a St. Bernard!

To his embarrassment, the older wizard had just stood and watched the
oblivious pair until Severus quite literally shrieked and white seed
splashed the table. Then Hagrid stiffened and with a last throaty cry
of, \'Oh, ya lovely bitch!\' as he obviously climaxed as well.

Blinking back the somewhat disturbing, though admittedly erotic memory,
Dumbledore turned his attentions back to Hagrid.

\"Well, ya see, Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, well I was just doin what
ya wanted,\" said Hagrid.

\"What *I* wanted?\" Albus cocked his head. Even his phoenix, Fawkes,
looked askance at this. \"How in Merlin\'s name did you get the impression that
I wanted you to have sexual relations with Professor Snape?\"

\"It weren\'t like that, sir.\" Hagrid took a deep breath. \"Does ya recall
a few weeks ago when Professor Snape was being so, well, snappish? Ya
said that ya wished that there were some way to calm him down a bit.\"

\"And you settled on sex?\"

\"Oh, no sir. That was just sort of a, what ya call it, a by-product?\"
Hagrid smiled. \"I wanted to help ya, sir. So I thought, well, what would calm
Professor Snape? And I thought, he obviously has blood of the forest
folk. My guess would be Nyad, cause of his skin and hair. Anyway, those
lovely creatures is always pretty high strung.\"

\"Yes, I do recall that Severus does have some Nyad blood in his family
tree,\" confirmed Dumbledore. It was his paternal grandmother to be
exact.

\"So anyways, I did some research on um in the library. They is
fastinatin creatures, ya know.\"

\"Yes, they are.\"

\"Accordin ta tha books I found, they have a high radical? high arch?
they has a clear peckin order. So, I gots ta thinkin that maybe Professor
Snape might be actin the way he does cause he is testin his limits. Don\'t
know his place.\" Hagrid explained. \"I figured that he needed an Alpher male ta
kinda keep him in line. That really shouda been you, sir, but I thought, it
takes a bit a bein hard, and is sorta physical. Ya gots ta be careful. Ta be
firm, but not hurt him. Don\'t wanna break his spirit. Its kinda like tamin\' a
thestral. So I decided that it had best be me.\"

\"I see.\" Dumbledore felt a growing sense of dread. \"So, what exactly
did you do?\"

\"Well, like I said, the Forest Folk, they needs a clear pecking order.
So I had ta show Professor Snape that I was tha Alpher. First off, I had to
make \'im submit to me.\"

\"Submit to you?\"

\"Yes sir. Hmm, well it don\' sound so nice that way, do it? Ya know, it
might be easier if I show ya.\"

\"Just a moment.\" The venerable old wizard stood and walked over to a
large ornate cabinet. He opened the door and drew out a large crystal bowl
full of a strange silvery, glowing substance. He set the bowl down on his desk,
then held up his wand. \"May I?\" he inquired.

\"Course, sir.\" Hagrid closed his eyes and concentrated. Dumbledore
touched his wand to Hagrid\'s temple, just touching his wild black hair. He drew
out the silver sliver of a memory and added it to the pensive.

Hagrid blinked. \"That was kinda weird.\"

\"It is an odd feeling.\" Admitted Dumbledore. \"Now, we shall see what we
shall see.\"

tbc