Love Makes The World Go \'Round

Disclaimer: I own nothing. J.K Rowling owns anything you can recognize.

A/N: For anyone who read the story, Five Years later, I just wanted you to know that it is on Hiatus- probably permanently. It lost its plot. However, this story I’ve got completely outlined and loves it! Enjoy and Review.

“I hate,” Dark Lord Voldemort lectured to his Death Eaters, “Albus ‘I’m the best wizard in the world’ Dumbledore, “

Dumbledore does have a know-it-all complex, Severus thought amusedly.

“I hate ‘the brat who lived’ Harry Potter,”

Most of the Death eaters nodded in agreement, including Severus.

‘”I hate ‘we don’t need lumos we have The Clapper’ Muggles.”

Some Death Eaters murmured, “Stupid Muggles.”

“But above all! I hate Lima Beans and parents who force their children to eat their vegetables!!”

Lucius Malfoy flinched slightly. It was a well known fact that the Malfoys had a hair fetish and that they strongly believed in the saying, a healthy head of greens makes a healthy head of hair.

Severus however found it quite amusing that the Dark Lord did not eat his vegetables- perhaps that explained his inability to strike down an infant.

Like lemmings the Death Eaters followed their lord as he stomped out of their meeting place. He had not told them were they were going and Severus silently hoped that it was not the beginning of the final battle.

Unfortunately, for Severus, it was.

Meanwhile, Harry Potter was taking a shower, it was the perfect temperature and it was his forth of the day. He loved the way the warm water felt as it dripped off his face and on to his chest.

“There’s not a better thing in the world than a nice warm shower- eh mate?” Ron Weasley said stepping into the shower.

“Nope.” Harry grinned.

“Except sex…” Ron went on, “But the great thing about sex is that afterwards you get to take a shower. And if you’re lucky you get to take it with the girl. Man, I swear there’s not a thing sexier then hard nipples and wet breasts.”

Harry only smiled at his friend. He had not yet told Ron, despite many pushes from Hermione, that he was gay and he doubted that in the shower was a good place to make such an announcement. Harry had had only a few sexual encounters. One with Ginny Weasley- which was a mistake and something he hoped Ron would never find out about. One with Colin Creevey whom he received and gave oral sex to, and one experimental- for Seamus that is- blow job from Seamus.

After a quick- in Harry’s opinion at least- twenty minute shower Ron went to the Great Hall where he had agreed to meet Hermione for a “study” date.

Surprisingly he did not find her in the Great Hall but instead at the Grand Entrance along with several other students. “What’s going on?” Ron asked his girlfriend.

“I don’t know but whatever it is, it’s huge! Where’s Harry? Dumbledore wants everyone here.”

“He’s in the shower”

“Still! We better go get…”

“Attention my students,” Dumbledore said to the enormous crowd that had gathered, “I have just received some grave news from a reliable source…”

“Snape!” Hermione gasped quietly to her boyfriend.

“Huh?” Ron asked.

“He’s been gone all day, and now we’re receiving some ‘grave’ news!”

“…It seems that Voldemort has chosen today to attack Hogwarts…”

“We need to get Harry!” Hermione told Ron.

“Yeah, Yeah okay.” Ron agreed.

“He’s here, Master Dumbledore, he’s here!” Dobby ran into Hogwarts just as Ron and Hermione ran to Gryffindor tower.

Upon Dobby\'s announcement loud gasps went through the crowd.

“He’s here!” Dobby screamed one more time before fainting.

“Calm down everyone!” Dumbledore told his students as he approached the entrance door.

“He’s here! He’s Here” Ron said running into the Gryffindor Boy’s shower room.

“Huh,” Harry asked, he was washing his hair.

“Voldemort!” Hermione screamed pushing her boyfriend to the side.

“Damn, I hate that guy!” Harry grumbled.

As Hermione nodded in agreement a tremendously loud boom shook Hogwarts. And suddenly everything went black.

Severus was in line with the rest of the Death Eaters. He knew that this was his last time to gather information from The Dark Lord and very well may be his last day on earth. If anything he was glad he would not have to take orders anymore- then grimly he wondered if he would be reincarnated as a work horse. Suddenly he heard a huge booming noise and everything went dark.

The next morning Harry Potter woke up with a screaming head ache and the voice of Professor Snape shouting in his ear.

“Mr. Potter!”

“What?!”

“I suggest you put this on Mister Potter.” Snape said handing his outer robes to Harry.

“Wha—“ Harry started to ask when he realized that he was naked.

“What you were doing naked in the middle of the day I can only stop myself from imagining.” Severus said seeing Harry’s sudden awareness.

“I was taking a shower.” Harry blushed.

“I don’t care what you were doing, I only care that you are naked now and I’d prefer not to be subjected to such obscenity.”

Harry rolled his eyes and snatched the robe out of his professor’s hand.

“Where are we?” Harry asked as he looked around his unfamiliar surroundings.

“I don’t know Mister Potter.”

“Well, how did we get here?!”

“I don’t know!” Severus growled.

“Well obviously something happened…”

Severus rolled his eyes in annoyance, he needed to think and Potter was not helping.

“…the last thing I remember was Ron and Hermione coming into the shower room…OH my god, Voldemort!” Turning away from his professor Harry began shouting, “Help! Somebody! Anybody! We’re lost! We need to get to Hogwarts School of…”

“Would you stop screaming!” Severus roared.

“We have to get back before Voldemort gets to Hogwarts! We need someone to find us!”

“I don’t believe there is anyone out there to find us.”

“What do you mean?”

“I wasn’t going to tell you but as you insist on being a pain in the arse…before I was knocked unconscious I saw The Dark Lord and the rest of the Death Eaters Vanish. I barely had time to look up and see Hogwarts vanish before i was knocked out. That was yesterday.”

“Yester…what happened to Hermione and Ron!”

“I suppose Mr. Weasely and Miss. Granger vanished as well.”

“Oh my god! Oh my god!”

“Mister Potter, do get a hold of yourself.”

“Just because you don’t have any friends to worry about…”

“That is enough! I will not tolerate your insolence. I need to think and though normally I’d just throw a silencing charm around you, as I’m sure you have not noticed our magic is gone.”

“What!” Harry gasped looking for his wand which he didn’t have of course.

“Accio twig!” Harry said holding his hand out to a twig on the ground. Accio was the only bit of wandless magic he knew. When the twig did not move Harry knew Snape was right..

Later that day Severus went exploring. He came to the conclusion that he had to be in the middle of a forest. Where? He had no idea. Why? He didn’t know.

It was around midday that he found a stream, when he saw that there was indeed fish in the stream he knew that his hypothesis that all living things had disappeared was false.

“Come with me Potter,” Snape said to Harry when he got back to the spot they had woken up at.

“Where are we going?” Harry asked about 10 minutes into their journey.

“I found a water source. There are fish and I will be making a spear to catch them. I don’t want you running off to satisfy your need to be a savior so you will be coming with me”

The rest of the day Harry spent learning survival techniques. He was quite surprised how much Snape knew. Snape showed Harry how to catch fish with a spear, tell if berries were edible or not and even how to properly light a fire, although Harry had already known that. That night the two men ate a dinner of fish and dessert of wild berries. They retired that night in the same spot that they had awakened from earlier that day.

When he woke up the next morning, Severus saw that Harry Potter was missing.

Partly worried but mostly angry Severus marched off to find the boy who live; he found Harry sitting by the stream. “Mister Potter, you can not just run off…”

“I think we’re the last men on earth. Isn’t it supposed to be the last man and woman on earth?”

“Mister Potter…”

“Let’s face it; there is no one else out there. Nature sure was cruel to make us the last two human beings. Not only do we not have the ability to reproduce, but we don’t even like each other.”

“Yes I’m sure you’d much rather have some stupid little female to be here with. But if I just happened to be the last man on earth, and there was no others but a woman—the earth would have no chance for replenishment.”

“Why?” Harry asked and silently wondered if his professor was impotent.

“Because I’m a selfish bastard that’s why Mr. Potter.”

“Huh?” Harry asked, yes he knew his professor was a selfish bastard but he didn’t understand what that had to do with sex.

”I prefer not to fuck with women and I would not do so just for the sake of humanity!”

“Oh.” Harry blushed, and agreed silently.

Tbc…