You Made Me Do This!
folder
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,258
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,258
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
You Made Me Do This!
YOU MADE ME DO THIS!
Written by Alexandra Paris
Rating: R
Parisings: Lucious and Narcissa Malfoy
Feedback: Optional
Characters: Mr. & Mrs. Malfoy
Betas: None
Author\'s Note: My first attempt at a Harry Potter Potter song fic parody. I thought I would make a humorous attempt at Narcissa and Lusicios breaking up.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters belong to J.K. Rowling. The lyrics to I Don\'t Want You Back written and performed by Emon and FURB written and performed by Frankee belong to their creators as well. This fan fic is not being written for profit and is for entertainment purposes only.
Lucious Malfoy sat alone with tears rolling down his face. He could not believe that his beloved wife Narcissa had cheated on him while he was imprisoned in Azkaban Prison. And of all wizards she had to do it with young Ron Weasly who was in his seventh year!
woooaaa
hoooooo
no no no
See I don\'t.. know why
I liked you so much..
I gave ya all of my trust
I told you.. I loved you now its all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel
And then he got angry as he clenched his fists
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Meanwhile Narcissa was in the other room. If Lucious didn’t fuck up and get his ass sent to prison in the first place, she would not have sought her womanly needs somewhere else. Besides it was no secret he was banging the young hard bodied seven year girls for years behind her back! So it served him right for her to take on a younger lover.
Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there is two sides to every story)
See I don\'t know why you cryin\' like a bitch
Talkin\' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song \'bout me
If you really didn\'t care
You wouldn\'t wanna share
Tellin\' everybody just how you feel
And then she took out Luscious’ trunk out and slammed it on the bed.
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Luscious walked into the bedroom and glared at his wife.
You thought
You could keep this shit from me.. yea
You burned bitch I heard the story
You played me, you even gave him head
Now your asking for me back
Your just another hack
Look else were cause your done with me
“So how long were you going to keep Weasly from me?” He asked her.
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
“Hmph. Are you mad because he can get up and you can’t anymore? Beside how long were you going to keep your young whores from me?” Narcissa hissed.
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin\' crack
I’m goin\' else where and thats a fact
“Oh and Luscious, I faked it! Every single time we made love!”
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loudFuck it, I faked it, aren\'t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack!
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren\'t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack!
“You are such a bitch!” He yelled at her.
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
Your question did I care?
You can ask anyone I even said
You were my great one now its I\'m over
But I do amit I\'m sad it hurts real bad
I can\'t sweat that cause I loved a hoe.
It got silent between them for a moment and then Luscious took a deep breath and spoke calmly.
“Did you ever love me?”
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it\'s over
But I do admit I\'m glad I didn\'t catch your crabs
I can\'t sweat that cause I got to go
“Yes I did. But things change Luscious.”
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit nowFuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww
Luscious took his belongs and left never to be seen again.
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
Narcissa looked out the door as Luscious shut it behind him.
“You made me do this.”
Written by Alexandra Paris
Rating: R
Parisings: Lucious and Narcissa Malfoy
Feedback: Optional
Characters: Mr. & Mrs. Malfoy
Betas: None
Author\'s Note: My first attempt at a Harry Potter Potter song fic parody. I thought I would make a humorous attempt at Narcissa and Lusicios breaking up.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters belong to J.K. Rowling. The lyrics to I Don\'t Want You Back written and performed by Emon and FURB written and performed by Frankee belong to their creators as well. This fan fic is not being written for profit and is for entertainment purposes only.
Lucious Malfoy sat alone with tears rolling down his face. He could not believe that his beloved wife Narcissa had cheated on him while he was imprisoned in Azkaban Prison. And of all wizards she had to do it with young Ron Weasly who was in his seventh year!
woooaaa
hoooooo
no no no
See I don\'t.. know why
I liked you so much..
I gave ya all of my trust
I told you.. I loved you now its all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel
And then he got angry as he clenched his fists
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Meanwhile Narcissa was in the other room. If Lucious didn’t fuck up and get his ass sent to prison in the first place, she would not have sought her womanly needs somewhere else. Besides it was no secret he was banging the young hard bodied seven year girls for years behind her back! So it served him right for her to take on a younger lover.
Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there is two sides to every story)
See I don\'t know why you cryin\' like a bitch
Talkin\' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song \'bout me
If you really didn\'t care
You wouldn\'t wanna share
Tellin\' everybody just how you feel
And then she took out Luscious’ trunk out and slammed it on the bed.
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back
Luscious walked into the bedroom and glared at his wife.
You thought
You could keep this shit from me.. yea
You burned bitch I heard the story
You played me, you even gave him head
Now your asking for me back
Your just another hack
Look else were cause your done with me
“So how long were you going to keep Weasly from me?” He asked her.
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
“Hmph. Are you mad because he can get up and you can’t anymore? Beside how long were you going to keep your young whores from me?” Narcissa hissed.
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin\' crack
I’m goin\' else where and thats a fact
“Oh and Luscious, I faked it! Every single time we made love!”
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loudFuck it, I faked it, aren\'t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack!
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren\'t you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack!
“You are such a bitch!” He yelled at her.
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
Your question did I care?
You can ask anyone I even said
You were my great one now its I\'m over
But I do amit I\'m sad it hurts real bad
I can\'t sweat that cause I loved a hoe.
It got silent between them for a moment and then Luscious took a deep breath and spoke calmly.
“Did you ever love me?”
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
Whoa whoa uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there
Now it\'s over
But I do admit I\'m glad I didn\'t catch your crabs
I can\'t sweat that cause I got to go
“Yes I did. But things change Luscious.”
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
Fuck what I said it don\'t mean shit nowFuck the presents might as well throw em\' out
Fuck all those kisses they didn\'t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe I don\'t want you back
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww uh huh ya
oww oww
Luscious took his belongs and left never to be seen again.
Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin\' it didn\'t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back.
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
oh oh uh uh yea
Narcissa looked out the door as Luscious shut it behind him.
“You made me do this.”