The Easter Bunny
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
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Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
3,206
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11
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The Easter Bunny
THE EASTER BUNNY
Disclaimer: Not mine, got that? I own one of all 5 books, and one of each of the 3 movies, that\'s it!
A/N: HAPPY EASTER!! I\'m on a chocolate high, so this story came out of my insanity. One-shot. Reviews are great. I don\'t like the ending so much, what do you guys think? Is there a way I can make it better??? DO THE MOO, love ya\'ll!
*****
Severus Snape woke up and imediatly knew something was wrong. He couldn\'t quite tell what it was that was so off, but he could tell it was there.
\"Lumos\"
Light filled his chambers, and still he could see nothing out of the ordinary. A quick check of the wards found them exactly as they were supposed to be, with no sign of forced entry. *So why in Merlin\'s name am I awake already?* Today was not only a weekend, it was a holiday, and Severus never bothered to do much on the holidays. All the imbicil children running through the halls was something he would much rather avoid. So why was he awake?!
The potion\'s master donned his robe, but left it open over his sleep-pants, and kept his wand at the ready. He began checking every nook and cranny on his chambers, looking for anything that shouldn\'t be. And anything he did find. Twentyfour large chocolate eggs late, not including the first one which he had hexed into oblivion in surprise, and the room was clear. He flopped uncerimoniously onto his bed and glared at the pile of choclate on his desk. *Who would leave these things lying around, and why? Is this some imbicils idea of a joke?*
Severus was not in a good mood. He\'d had to find each egg manually, magic not working to locate them, and some of them had been in stupid hiding places. The one hidden inside his fireplace had been hard to find, and the one outside his window had frustrated him to no end, mainly due to the fact that it wasn\'t a real window but an enchanted wall. Other eggs had been under his mattress, on his showerhead, inside the piano, and even in the pocket of a pair of pants hanging in his closet. He had to hope there was only the 25 he was supposed to find, because he was not searching for any more of the damned things.
Snape got up and proceeded to check the eggs for every type of jinx, hex, and spell he could think of, and found nothing. He grabbed the topmost one and headed upstairs to the great hall, intent on asking the headmaster about the mysterious things. As expected, Dumbledore was seated in his chair, having his after-breakfast chat with the other teachers. Storming up, he shoved the blasted treat in front of the old coot.
\"What is this?!\"
The table was silent, followed by a few snikers which he decided to ignore. The students were all completely quiet, but he couldn\'t care less about them.
\"Well, Severus, my boy, it would seem that it is an egg. A chocolate one to be precise.\"
Merlin blast the man! Part of Severus really wanted to use the old coots eyes in a potion, just to see if the sparkle would still be there. Muffled laughter from bahind prompted him to spin around and glare at the disturbance. Harry-bloody-Potter. The DADA professor was biting his fist to keep from laughing out loud.
\"Something funny, Potter?\"
\"Forget something this morning, proffesor? Say maybe...a shirt?\"
The hall burst into laughter and catcalls as Snape just froze. This was definatly not a good way to start the morning. The potions mater grabbed his egg and stormed off, the noise chasing him down the corridors. He would not be seen again until that evening...
~~~~~
After trying for countless minutes to ignore the knocking at his door, Severus finaly gave in and allowed the person entry.
\"What do you want, Potter?\"
\"I just came to see if you were alright. You missed lunch and dinner.\"
\"Why is it that whenver I don\'t show up for a meal, you proceed to come down and bug me in my chambers? Since when did my eating habits become your concern?\"
\"Since you got that consussion and almost died?\"
Oh yes, now he remembered why. He\'d slipped getting out of the shower Friday night, and had lay unconsious in the bathroom until Monday morning, when he didn\'t show up for class. He had earned a week in the hospital for that, as well as having Dumbledore check in on him every evening for almost a year. Then Saint Potter had come back as a teacher, and he took over the job, only checking in on Severus when the older man didn\'t show up for classes or a meal. Annoying Potter.
\"I win.\"
\"You win what?\"
\"I made you speechless, so I win.\"
\"Suit yourself.\"
In light of the grin on the young proffesors face, Severus sunk further into his armchair, wrapping his cloak tighter around his body. After the incident in the Great Hall, the potions master had decided against dressing, content to just sulk in his rooms for the remained of the day. Monday was going to be hell after all this. He\'d spent the day marking and working on his lesson plan, then played the piano for an hour, and followed that by reading, at which point there\'d been a knock on his door.
\"Going to stand in my doorway all evening, Potter?\"
\"Is that an invitaion to come in?\"
\"No it\'s a hint for you to leave.\"
\"I like the former better.\"
\"Suit yourself.\"
So Harry did. An hour later, Severus was for some reason playing the piano to an avid listener. Five of the chocolate eggs were gone, a fire roared in near them, and the younger man had removed his robes to reveal blue jeans and a black T-shirt.
\"I didn\'t realise you knew so many muggle songs.\"
\"Obviously.\"
\"Want another egg?\"
\"No, two of those blasted things are enough for one day.\"
\"They are good aren\'t they?\"
\"Indeed.\"
Another hour found them snacking on one of Harry\'s favorites, Nachos, cheese, and salsa. They were debating whether or not the students would start falling for their potions preffesor after the breakfast incident. Severus seemed to think it would be a horrid thing if it happened, while Harry was haing a great time annoying the older man about it.
\"Potter, just shut up.\"
They ate silently for almost a minute before Harry once again felt the need to talk.
\"Do you know what the Easter Bunny is, Sev?\"
\"When did I give you permission to call me Sev?\"
\"You told me to suit myself.\"
\"Brat.\"
\"So do you?\"
\"Do I what?\"
\"Do you know what the Easter Bunny is?\"
\"No.\"
Severus looked up from the nacho\'s to see Harry grinning at him, a bit of salsa on his nose.
\"Alright, know-it-all, what is it?\"
\"It\'s a giant rabbit that gives out chocolate eggs to the children on Easter.\"
\"So you\'re saying a giant rabbit broke into my rooms and left chocolate eggs for me?\"
\"It sure seems that way.\"
The potions master rolled his eyes. What a load of dragon\'s crock that was. Giant rabbits with chocolate eggs. Did muggle children actually believe that? Obviously they did if it was still happening. *Imbicils* Noticing that his companion had been quitely finishing off the nachos as he thought, Severus leaned back in his chair.
\"Question, Potter.\"
\"Yes?\"
\"How did you get past my wards?\"
\"...um...\"
\"Dumbledore helped you, didn\'t he?\"
\"Well...yes...but it was all my idea!\"
\"Taking the credit, Potter? Or the blame?\"
\"Whatever you decide to give me I suppose.\"
\"Cheeky brat.\"
\"Yep.\"
Harry stuck his tongue out at the older man, to be recieved only with a glare. The nacho\'s done, the two men moved back out into the living room. Severus returned to his armchair as his young companion lay across the sofa. After only a few moments, the potions master came to a decision.
\"I blame you.\"
\"What?????\"
\"You agreed you\'d take the credit, or the blame. I\'m giving you the blame.\"
\"..........\"
\"You broke into my rooms, you need to be punished.\"
\"Punished?\"
If the younger man hadn\'t been grinning like an idiot, maybe Severus would have stopped right there and forgot about all this, but as it was, he continued on.
\"Get into my bedroom and strip.\"
\"Sev?\"
\"I\'m going to fuck my Easter Bunny.\"
Over the next few hours, very few coherent sounds could be heard coming from the bedroom. Throughout the moans, groans, and periodic screams came two sentances, each from a different source.
\"Tastes like chocolate.\"
and
\"I can\'t wait for Halloween.\"
*****
A/N: Like it? Hate it? Please tell me! I beg of you! Espcially that last bit, did it seem off to you? Review please! DO THE MOO, love ya!
Disclaimer: Not mine, got that? I own one of all 5 books, and one of each of the 3 movies, that\'s it!
A/N: HAPPY EASTER!! I\'m on a chocolate high, so this story came out of my insanity. One-shot. Reviews are great. I don\'t like the ending so much, what do you guys think? Is there a way I can make it better??? DO THE MOO, love ya\'ll!
*****
Severus Snape woke up and imediatly knew something was wrong. He couldn\'t quite tell what it was that was so off, but he could tell it was there.
\"Lumos\"
Light filled his chambers, and still he could see nothing out of the ordinary. A quick check of the wards found them exactly as they were supposed to be, with no sign of forced entry. *So why in Merlin\'s name am I awake already?* Today was not only a weekend, it was a holiday, and Severus never bothered to do much on the holidays. All the imbicil children running through the halls was something he would much rather avoid. So why was he awake?!
The potion\'s master donned his robe, but left it open over his sleep-pants, and kept his wand at the ready. He began checking every nook and cranny on his chambers, looking for anything that shouldn\'t be. And anything he did find. Twentyfour large chocolate eggs late, not including the first one which he had hexed into oblivion in surprise, and the room was clear. He flopped uncerimoniously onto his bed and glared at the pile of choclate on his desk. *Who would leave these things lying around, and why? Is this some imbicils idea of a joke?*
Severus was not in a good mood. He\'d had to find each egg manually, magic not working to locate them, and some of them had been in stupid hiding places. The one hidden inside his fireplace had been hard to find, and the one outside his window had frustrated him to no end, mainly due to the fact that it wasn\'t a real window but an enchanted wall. Other eggs had been under his mattress, on his showerhead, inside the piano, and even in the pocket of a pair of pants hanging in his closet. He had to hope there was only the 25 he was supposed to find, because he was not searching for any more of the damned things.
Snape got up and proceeded to check the eggs for every type of jinx, hex, and spell he could think of, and found nothing. He grabbed the topmost one and headed upstairs to the great hall, intent on asking the headmaster about the mysterious things. As expected, Dumbledore was seated in his chair, having his after-breakfast chat with the other teachers. Storming up, he shoved the blasted treat in front of the old coot.
\"What is this?!\"
The table was silent, followed by a few snikers which he decided to ignore. The students were all completely quiet, but he couldn\'t care less about them.
\"Well, Severus, my boy, it would seem that it is an egg. A chocolate one to be precise.\"
Merlin blast the man! Part of Severus really wanted to use the old coots eyes in a potion, just to see if the sparkle would still be there. Muffled laughter from bahind prompted him to spin around and glare at the disturbance. Harry-bloody-Potter. The DADA professor was biting his fist to keep from laughing out loud.
\"Something funny, Potter?\"
\"Forget something this morning, proffesor? Say maybe...a shirt?\"
The hall burst into laughter and catcalls as Snape just froze. This was definatly not a good way to start the morning. The potions mater grabbed his egg and stormed off, the noise chasing him down the corridors. He would not be seen again until that evening...
~~~~~
After trying for countless minutes to ignore the knocking at his door, Severus finaly gave in and allowed the person entry.
\"What do you want, Potter?\"
\"I just came to see if you were alright. You missed lunch and dinner.\"
\"Why is it that whenver I don\'t show up for a meal, you proceed to come down and bug me in my chambers? Since when did my eating habits become your concern?\"
\"Since you got that consussion and almost died?\"
Oh yes, now he remembered why. He\'d slipped getting out of the shower Friday night, and had lay unconsious in the bathroom until Monday morning, when he didn\'t show up for class. He had earned a week in the hospital for that, as well as having Dumbledore check in on him every evening for almost a year. Then Saint Potter had come back as a teacher, and he took over the job, only checking in on Severus when the older man didn\'t show up for classes or a meal. Annoying Potter.
\"I win.\"
\"You win what?\"
\"I made you speechless, so I win.\"
\"Suit yourself.\"
In light of the grin on the young proffesors face, Severus sunk further into his armchair, wrapping his cloak tighter around his body. After the incident in the Great Hall, the potions master had decided against dressing, content to just sulk in his rooms for the remained of the day. Monday was going to be hell after all this. He\'d spent the day marking and working on his lesson plan, then played the piano for an hour, and followed that by reading, at which point there\'d been a knock on his door.
\"Going to stand in my doorway all evening, Potter?\"
\"Is that an invitaion to come in?\"
\"No it\'s a hint for you to leave.\"
\"I like the former better.\"
\"Suit yourself.\"
So Harry did. An hour later, Severus was for some reason playing the piano to an avid listener. Five of the chocolate eggs were gone, a fire roared in near them, and the younger man had removed his robes to reveal blue jeans and a black T-shirt.
\"I didn\'t realise you knew so many muggle songs.\"
\"Obviously.\"
\"Want another egg?\"
\"No, two of those blasted things are enough for one day.\"
\"They are good aren\'t they?\"
\"Indeed.\"
Another hour found them snacking on one of Harry\'s favorites, Nachos, cheese, and salsa. They were debating whether or not the students would start falling for their potions preffesor after the breakfast incident. Severus seemed to think it would be a horrid thing if it happened, while Harry was haing a great time annoying the older man about it.
\"Potter, just shut up.\"
They ate silently for almost a minute before Harry once again felt the need to talk.
\"Do you know what the Easter Bunny is, Sev?\"
\"When did I give you permission to call me Sev?\"
\"You told me to suit myself.\"
\"Brat.\"
\"So do you?\"
\"Do I what?\"
\"Do you know what the Easter Bunny is?\"
\"No.\"
Severus looked up from the nacho\'s to see Harry grinning at him, a bit of salsa on his nose.
\"Alright, know-it-all, what is it?\"
\"It\'s a giant rabbit that gives out chocolate eggs to the children on Easter.\"
\"So you\'re saying a giant rabbit broke into my rooms and left chocolate eggs for me?\"
\"It sure seems that way.\"
The potions master rolled his eyes. What a load of dragon\'s crock that was. Giant rabbits with chocolate eggs. Did muggle children actually believe that? Obviously they did if it was still happening. *Imbicils* Noticing that his companion had been quitely finishing off the nachos as he thought, Severus leaned back in his chair.
\"Question, Potter.\"
\"Yes?\"
\"How did you get past my wards?\"
\"...um...\"
\"Dumbledore helped you, didn\'t he?\"
\"Well...yes...but it was all my idea!\"
\"Taking the credit, Potter? Or the blame?\"
\"Whatever you decide to give me I suppose.\"
\"Cheeky brat.\"
\"Yep.\"
Harry stuck his tongue out at the older man, to be recieved only with a glare. The nacho\'s done, the two men moved back out into the living room. Severus returned to his armchair as his young companion lay across the sofa. After only a few moments, the potions master came to a decision.
\"I blame you.\"
\"What?????\"
\"You agreed you\'d take the credit, or the blame. I\'m giving you the blame.\"
\"..........\"
\"You broke into my rooms, you need to be punished.\"
\"Punished?\"
If the younger man hadn\'t been grinning like an idiot, maybe Severus would have stopped right there and forgot about all this, but as it was, he continued on.
\"Get into my bedroom and strip.\"
\"Sev?\"
\"I\'m going to fuck my Easter Bunny.\"
Over the next few hours, very few coherent sounds could be heard coming from the bedroom. Throughout the moans, groans, and periodic screams came two sentances, each from a different source.
\"Tastes like chocolate.\"
and
\"I can\'t wait for Halloween.\"
*****
A/N: Like it? Hate it? Please tell me! I beg of you! Espcially that last bit, did it seem off to you? Review please! DO THE MOO, love ya!