Things Draco is Not Allowed to Do...
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
4,361
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Things Draco is Not Allowed to Do...
Things Draco is Not Allowed to Do...
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Disclaimer: I do not own the characters portrayed in this story. I just used them in my Pervy fantasies. ^.^ Don’t sue me!
Not that we have any money...
Shhh... I didn’t know that... *covers ears* I can’t hear you...
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1. Refer to Snape as “My dark Lord and Master”.
2. Refer to Harry as “My hott little sex slave”.
3. Post pictures from the boys locker room showers around the girls dorm.
4. “Booby” trap the potions room.
5. Hire first years to go up and ask Harry for his autograph.
6. Cast a charm that causes all the girls to throw themselves at Snape.
7. Threaten to run away and become an Exotic dancer when Daddy says no about something.
8. Glamor a scar on his forehead and run around screaming “He has returned, He has returned!” on the top of his lungs.
9. Chain first years in the dungeon and claim it’s a game he plays with all the first years.
10. Leave said first years in the dungeon for several hours.
11. Ask random people if they would be willing to hold the camera.
12. Actually bring someone with a camera when meeting Harry.
13. Wear a button advertising the size of Harry’s “member”.
14. Make said button flash.
15. Distribute said button to other students especially Gryffindors.
16.Sneak into the prefects bathroom and write lewd things about Harry on the walls.
17. Make T-shirts that say “I am shagging Harry Potter, Ask me how.”.
18. Harry Potter’s phone number is not 1-800-ZapMe, nor will it ever be.
19. Enchant dirty pictures so they have Harry’s face.
20. Distributing said pictures.
21. Posting said pictures in the Slytherin common room.
22. Crucio the first years, dress them in drag, then leave them with the spell on auto-lift.
23. Honey is not a lubercant.
24.Nor is Ranch.
25. Most potions are not suitable for use as a lube.
26.Make a T-shirt that says “Bottom is Best, Put a Gryffindor to the Test.”.
27. Use a snake like Olympious does.
28. Suggest that Harry does aforementioned act.
29.Enchant the desert so that it looks infested with snakes or other crawling creatures, so that he can have more.
30. The words “Hey guys watch this!”, should never come out of his mouth, especially in reference to Harry.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the characters portrayed in this story. I just used them in my Pervy fantasies. ^.^ Don’t sue me!
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1. Refer to Snape as “My dark Lord and Master”.
2. Refer to Harry as “My hott little sex slave”.
3. Post pictures from the boys locker room showers around the girls dorm.
4. “Booby” trap the potions room.
5. Hire first years to go up and ask Harry for his autograph.
6. Cast a charm that causes all the girls to throw themselves at Snape.
7. Threaten to run away and become an Exotic dancer when Daddy says no about something.
8. Glamor a scar on his forehead and run around screaming “He has returned, He has returned!” on the top of his lungs.
9. Chain first years in the dungeon and claim it’s a game he plays with all the first years.
10. Leave said first years in the dungeon for several hours.
11. Ask random people if they would be willing to hold the camera.
12. Actually bring someone with a camera when meeting Harry.
13. Wear a button advertising the size of Harry’s “member”.
14. Make said button flash.
15. Distribute said button to other students especially Gryffindors.
16.Sneak into the prefects bathroom and write lewd things about Harry on the walls.
17. Make T-shirts that say “I am shagging Harry Potter, Ask me how.”.
18. Harry Potter’s phone number is not 1-800-ZapMe, nor will it ever be.
19. Enchant dirty pictures so they have Harry’s face.
20. Distributing said pictures.
21. Posting said pictures in the Slytherin common room.
22. Crucio the first years, dress them in drag, then leave them with the spell on auto-lift.
23. Honey is not a lubercant.
24.Nor is Ranch.
25. Most potions are not suitable for use as a lube.
26.Make a T-shirt that says “Bottom is Best, Put a Gryffindor to the Test.”.
27. Use a snake like Olympious does.
28. Suggest that Harry does aforementioned act.
29.Enchant the desert so that it looks infested with snakes or other crawling creatures, so that he can have more.
30. The words “Hey guys watch this!”, should never come out of his mouth, especially in reference to Harry.