Detention

Destiny’s note- I thought that a pairing like this would be funny.One shot PWP,Hagrid and Hermione. Hermione has been a very bad girl and has to serve detention with Hagrid.But she has an alterior motive in getting rid of her unwanted virginity.As ususal, nothing here really belongs to me,but to JK Rowling.This is for fun, not profit. If the idea of a Hagrid/Hermione pairing makes you sick, then don’t read it. Keep in mind that this is a joke, ok. Nothing new added, just a little more anal play.Thanks for all the hits, though:)Please leave any suggestions as to any pairings that you may wish to see, okay.You name it, I\'ll do it!


Hermione Jane Granger was in BIG trouble.For the first time in her 6 years at Hogwarts,she had problems, and they were not from Ron or Harry.She had done it all on her own. It had all started with SPEW,and had ended when Professor Dumbledore had found out that Hermione had been tricking house elves into freedom. She had been given a very stern lecture,and a month’s worth of detentions with Hagrid. The thought of having to spend the next 30 days taking care of Thestrals or Blast-Ended Skrewts was terrifying,perhaps only slightly more than not being able to spend her nights tucked away in the library.

She donned a pair of jeans, pulled her curly hair into a srunchie and put a hoodie on.Who knew what she was going to have to face? She passed Ron and Harry as she went out of the portrait hole.They both gave her grim looks and said hello. Harry looked horrible,like he hadn’t slept at all. Hermione felt bad for him,losing Sirius and learning that he would have to kill Voldemort or be killed.

The grounds were misty at night, and very cool.Shivering, she zipped up her hoodie,and walked a little faster to Hagrid’s hut. Knocking on the door, she heard Hagrid call out for her to enter,and the sound of Fang barking. She was nearly knocked down when the huge dog leaped on her.

“Fang, you stop that” Hagrid yelled from somewhere in the house. “Mione, you make yerself right at home,I’ll be with ya shortly”. She heard some splashing and figured that he must have been bathing. She turned beet red at the thought of a naked Hagrid in a huge tub. Not that she was a prude or anything,after all she had been crushing on Professor Snape for a while, like most of the girls at Hogwarts. But she was beginning to suspect that she was the only virgin in the whole 6th year class. At least the only female one. And she felt the need to get rid of her virgin status. Hell, even Ginny Weasley was having sex.

Feeling very daring, Hermione carefully walked towards the bathroom and peeked in at the crack in the door. Hagird was humming a tune as he washed his hair. She looked down to see his “equipment” and nearly cried out at what she saw. He was gigantic! But she figured that she would be able to handle it. She tiptoed back to the table where a glass of pumpkin juice was sitting, half full. Hermione reached into her pocket and pulled out a small vial. She figured that a drop would do, but dumped the whole bottle in. She did not want to take any chances that she would be rejected tonight. It was a very strong lust potion that she had made, using some stolen items from Professor Snape.She felt that it was a shame that she could’nt use it on Snape himself. According to the gossip around school, Severus Snape was a sex manic in bed. But the chances of bedding said professor were nil, so Hermione figured that at least Hagrid would be better than the gropings and clumsy attempts of any student. She would have done “it”with Ron or Harry, as Ginny often pointed out, but to Hermione, it would have been like sleeping with her brothers.


She unzipped her jacket,revealing the little tank top under it, and low cut jeans. Her breasts were bigger now, almost a full C-cup,and fit nicely under her shirt.The dark nipples were quite visible under the thin fabric of the white material.

“ ‘Mione, how are ya?” asked Hagrid as he came into the room,and sat down at the table.

“Oh, I’m fine Hagrid.” She said, waiting with bated breath as she watched Hagrid down the rest of his juice.

He set the glass down and shuddered. “Tonight, we will be..” he beagn, but stopped. He wiped his eyes as he stared at Hermione. Yes, she thought, it’s working!

“Blimey.I don’t feel so right.” He muttered,feeling a slow heat rising in his groin. “Maybe ya’d better go”

“Are you sure Hagrid?” she asked,placing a hand on his slowly hardening erection.

“What are you doing, Hermione?” he questioned,although it felt good to have her touch him in that way.

“Helping you out”she said,slipping her hand under his pants, feeling him.

“No, I can’t” he moaned in protest as she began to slid her hand up and down his 12 inch cock. At least he was’nt really big. She thought that she could take all of him inside of her.

“I won’t tell if you won’t”she purred. By now he had to be buring with desire,and would be willing to fuck anything. She cast a Silencing Charm around them and moved toward him, pulling her shirt off.

“Do you like these?” she asked rubbing her palms over her chest,feeling her nipples stiffen. She sat on the table in front of him,her breasts bouncing as she lowered her head to lick one nipple and then the other.

He grabbed her and placed a crushing kiss on her lips.He needed her right now. “Yer’e so soft” he said, cupping her left breast in his huge hands. He tugged her jeans off,and smiled at the fact that she wore no underwear.His fingers found her clit and rubbed it as it swelled.
“Gods that feels so good”she moaned,feeling herself getting wet.One finger slid inside of her and she gasped at the feeling.She was fast approaching orgasm as Hagrid fiddled with her clit as he fingered her. It hit her hard and fast,as her hips bucked forward.

“Fuck me now” she said,spreading her legs wider, allowing his weight to lean on her a little. He plunged into her tight warm waiting pussy,feeling the walls stretch to accomadate him. She drew in a deep breath,but did not cry out in pain,even though she felt impaled on the shaft. It hurt a little, but nothing too bad.He moved faster and faster,and pulled out suddenly. He was lost in lust, and all thoughts of who he was having sex with were tossed out the widow.Flipping Hermione over on her stomach, he pushed her down on the table and entered her from behind,while one finger teased her ass.

“Oh yes” she screamed, as another orgasm ripped through her body. This was so amazing. She could feel her juices trickling down her thighs, along with some blood.And as he put one finger into her ass, she almost fainted with pleasure.

Hagrid pounded harder and faster,working in time as Hermione pumped her hips against him.He then shoved his cock slowly in her ass,enjoying the tight feeling of her.Hermione was a little shocked,but it did feel good as the 12 inches slowly slid into her ass.He ground tightly aginst her as he felt himself reaching the brink. He came, pulling out of her,shooting globs of cum all over her round ass.

Hermione cast a cleaning spell on herself and put her clothes back on. She turned to Hagrid who was looking dumbfounded. She placed a small kiss on his cheek and told him that she would be back tomorrow night for her next detention.


AN- Ok. Hopefully that was’nt too bad.Please don’t flame me. I thought it was cute, to pair up these two. No flames, please!I tried,