Bored

Pairing: Remus/Sirius/James, Crabbe/Goyle, James/Lucius & Severus/Remus imaginings.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, and all other characters from the popular series are the sole ownership of J.K. Rowling and like all other authors, I\'m merely borrowing them for my own satisfaction. Enjoy.

It was a chilly, rainy day that found James Potter striding quietly through the halls of Hogwarts, oblivious to the pack of Slytherins trailing him. He carried a neatly tied brown package beneath one arm, and this along with boredom, was the call to be stalked. They knew he was up to something. Potter and his friends were always up to something. This time they\'d managed to catch them before a prank. The idea was to find out the plan and thwart it at every turn. Telling a Professor wasn\'t part of today\'s game, not as of yet anyway. They were seeking vengeance, a way to one up the glory bound Marauders.

James turned a corner and walked up to an old, abandoned classroom. The Slytherins pressed flat against the wall as he turned to look over his shoulder. Seeing no one, he reached for the knob and opened the door. There was as an angry, startled gasp, and the Slytherins piled around to see.

Remus Lupin was bent over a desk, Sirius Black standing behind him. The Slytherins felt excitement swirl in their bellies; this was already turning out better than they\'d anticipated.

Severus knew his mouth was hanging open, but couldn\'t remember how to remedy that. Remus blushed fetchingly and Sirius smiled like the sex god he knew he was. Lucius was waiting for the explosion, and the twitch that formed in the sweet curve of James\' neck when antagonized, began to pulse.

\"Prongs, you\'re early,\" Sirius said, straightening and inadvertently pressing his hips into Remus.

The frail boy\'s eyes closed, head tipping back in a low moan.

Severus swallowed, with difficulty.

\"And good thing I am!\" James snapped.

Oh, this was lovely.

\"I can\'t believe you started WITHOUT ME!!\"

Lucius choked, in an extremely undignified way, and his three companions grabbed his shoulders, pulling him back behind the wall. Severus muttered a silencing charm as Lucius sputtered, \"James is gay?!\"

He realized late that he\'d used the boy\'s given name, and stood, brushing at his robes as he tried to regain his dignity. He barely glanced at his companions\' raised eyebrows. \"Potter\'s gay…\" He tried to sound scheming, as if this could be of great use against the boy. In truth, he was trying to devise a plan to get him alone.

\"Potter\'s shagging Black and Lupin.\"

Severus\' comment tore a snag of jealousy from the blonde. Which was quickly followed by the very hot idea of shagging Potter AND Black and Lupin.

Severus seemed to know what he was thinking, for his brow furrowed deeply. Crabbe and Goyle, as usual, stared blankly. The sound of a desk being pushed against the stone floor of the classroom redirected their attention.

The three Marauders had dismissed Malfoy\'s noise, probably mistaken for Peeves.

Remus was walking up to James, hips swaying slightly, shirt open, hair tossled. He was the very epitome of innocent seduction.

\"James,\" he purred softly, arms slipping around the taller boy\'s neck, \"Don\'t be angry.\" He pouted, bottom lip pursed in a way that made all present want to bite it. His body pressed against James\' pleasantly, and his fingers teased the base of the other boy\'s skull. \"There\'s plenty for everyone.\" His head tilted to one side, mouth opening. Leaning forward, his tongue darted out, touching James\' for the briefest of moments. The Slytherins shuddered almost as violently as James. Remus the seducer. They\'d have some very nice dreams later.

James\' hands rubbed at Remus\' back, and under amours strokes, he arched, hips pressing into James. The darker boy thrust forward, and Remus gave a soft gasp before James claimed his mouth. The possessive, dominant way James kissed made Lucius\' loins quiver. And witnessing Remus\' perfect submission, Severus imagined the lithe body in his own strong embrace.

Sirius came up behind Remus and made soft clucking sounds. \"Now, now James…Share.\" His hand fisted in Remus\' hair and he pulled the boy\'s head back, ravaging his mouth almost savagely.

A groan sounded somewhere, and the Slytherins weren\'t sure whether it\'d come from them or the lusted vision before them. Crabbe and Goyle, just now seeming to understand, were going slightly pink.

James\' head bowed, as his mouth worked on the ivory column of Lupin\'s throat. The smaller boy bucked between the two strong, hard bodies.

Sirius pulled away and looked to James.

\"Moony\'s getting impatient…\" he rasped, \"Did you bring it?\"

\"Mmm…\" James replied, brandishing the small, brown package.

Remus\' tongue darted beckoningly from his mouth as Sirius reached for the package, and both Severus and Lucius had to be restrained from rushing to his aide.

Sirius began to unwrap the package against Remus\' hip as the trio stumbled into the room, James kicking the door closed behind them.

This would have been the time to leave, had the Slytherins been thinking rationally. But the fact remained, they were wildly aroused, and instead rushed toward the door, tripping over each other.

At this close a range, they could hear all the greedy moans, the hungry groans, the grate of the desk as it slid across the floor with the power of thrusts. And those desks were heavy.

They were being very noisy. Really, they could\'ve been more careful. A few spells at least. But then again, there\'d be no inclusion of their stalkers, and thus equate to a very bad thing.

The Slytherins were trembling with the effort to restrain themselves. Lucius eventually dropped to the floor, back against the door, and slipped his hand under his robes. This was already a ridiculously embarrassing situation. As it couldn\'t get any worse, he might as well take advantage of what had already passed promising the most intense orgasm of his life.

It was an effort to keep from pumping into his fist with abandon. He wanted to be a part of the miracle taking place in the room.

Damn, for a quiet kid, Lupin was very loud. Vocalism had always been part of a healthy sex life as far as Severus was concerned. Lupin must really enjoy it. Leaning against the cool, slated wall, he let his hand wander to his pulsing, straining need.

This was insane! He was jerking off in the hall, outside a classroom, full of copulating Gryffindors! This was wrong. He was a prefect! Then again, so were Lupin, Black and Potter. And Lucius besides. And HE sure as hell didn\'t seem to have any inhibitions about relieving his own problem.

As the mudbloods liked to say, C\'est la vie.

Closing his eyes, he concentrated on the heightened pitch of Lupin- Remus…No, call him Remus. Yes…that\'s it…

Lucius bit his lip, mind chanting \'James.\' So close…So very close…

Neither noticed Crabbe and Goyle kiss.

The strain of those inside was beginning to show, as their cries carried through the door even louder. Sounds causing echoes in the cavernous hallway.

The Slytherins outside strained to keep up. There was a telling snap and a short flash of blinding light. But all supposed it was merely impending orgasms. Two snaps later they wondered why they\'d yet to come.

And then, to their immense surprise, the door opened. Lucius fell back, landing flat against the floor. He looked up and saw three bright, smiling faces.

\"You see,\" Black said, gesturing at the fallen Slytherin, \"Even right, frozen bastards can\'t ignore a good getting off.\"

Potter nodded.

\"Are we good Pete?\"

The young blonde waved the camera.

\"Wonderful!\"

The trio stepped over Malfoy, and merged with the last of their party.

\"Now, if you\'ll excuse us, I believe we have some film due to be processed.\"

The group burst into gales of laughter and headed off down the hall.

Lucius stared up at the ceiling, blinking back shock. Severus, likewise, was frozen against the wall. The only ones whom hadn\'t seemed to notice the Marauders departure were Crabbe and Goyle. Slurping sounds originated from their darkened corner.

Severus cursed, senses returning.

\"Did YOU realize Pettigrew was missing?\"

Lucius shook his head.

\"Hmm. Neither did I.\"

\"Well, it was…er…rather difficult to notice his omission with the…eh…display.\"

Severus nodded.

They both sighed.

\"So…I have some Polyjuice back in the dorm…\"

Lucius shrugged.

\"Sounds good to me.\"

They straightened themselves out, before heading back to their common room, companions forgotten.

\"I have to admit,\" Severus said with a sigh, \"That was either a well laid plan, or a well LAID plan.\"

Lucius snorted.

\"You think Pettigrew knows?\"