T\'was the Night Before Christmas - Hogwarts Style
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Adult +
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2,613
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16
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T'was the Night Before Christmas - Hogwarts Style
Disclaimer: Sneaks up on JKR and points a wand at her, \"Imperio! Mwahahahaha! Draco and Harry belong to me! What? What do you mean I\'m holding a pencil? ::sigh:: Oh well, it was worth a shot.\" This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
T\'was the night before Christmas, when all through the castle
Not a creature was stirring; Snape found no one to hassle
Mrs. Norris was waiting, her eyes in a stare
In hopes that some children came by she could scare.
Headmaster was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of lemon drops danced in his head
Malfoy with his wand lit and I with my map,
sat at the head table - his head in my lap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Draco lifted his head, his eyes wide as a platter.
Away to the front doors we ran with a skip,
He opened the door while I did up my zip.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Did nothing to improve the vision below
For what, to my disbelieving eyes should appear,
But Hagrid as Santa with House-elf reindeer!
\"Oh my God, is that Hagrid, dressed up as St. Nick?\"
Malfoy turned and then said, \"let\'s get out of here, quick!\"
We turned from the doorway, leaving him to his game,
While he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
\"Now, Dobby! Now Dibby! Now Pipsy and Winky!
On Cappy! On Cupsy! On Dolly and Dinky!
To the top of the stairs and then into the hall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!\"
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When met with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the stair-top, the House-elves they ran,
With a sleigh full of nothing but a very fat man.
And then with a crashing I heard from the floor
My lover complaining, \"my bum\'s very sore!\"
I offered my hand - pulled him back to his feet,
While he fussed with his hair ‘til it looked very neat
He was dressed all in satin, from bathrobe to slipper
I pulled him toward me, my hand on my zipper.
I groped for a doorknob and flung us inside
As he leaped to my arms, holding on for the ride
His eyes - how they narrowed, my knees how they trembled
His distain for the room which was barely assembled.
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a smirk,
\"If you think I\'m shagging here, then you must be a berk!\"
The length of his wand he held tight in his hand
With a flick of his wrist, the room became grand;
The look on his face turned my insides to jelly,
I was soon on my knees, face pressed to his belly.
His skin\'s pale and soft, my pure-blooded Slyth,
And I can help but wonder what he sees in this Gryff,
A hand in my hair and a push on my head,
Reminded me what to start doing instead.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
I licked him and sucked ‘til he came with a jerk,
Gently I turned him and parted his cheeks
And lubing my fingers, pushed them in ‘til he squeaked.
I sprang to my feet, stuffed my prick up his bum,
The door flew wide open as I started to cum,
Snape gaped and then screamed as he flew out of sight,
But as Christmases go, this one was alright!
T\'was the night before Christmas, when all through the castle
Not a creature was stirring; Snape found no one to hassle
Mrs. Norris was waiting, her eyes in a stare
In hopes that some children came by she could scare.
Headmaster was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of lemon drops danced in his head
Malfoy with his wand lit and I with my map,
sat at the head table - his head in my lap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Draco lifted his head, his eyes wide as a platter.
Away to the front doors we ran with a skip,
He opened the door while I did up my zip.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Did nothing to improve the vision below
For what, to my disbelieving eyes should appear,
But Hagrid as Santa with House-elf reindeer!
\"Oh my God, is that Hagrid, dressed up as St. Nick?\"
Malfoy turned and then said, \"let\'s get out of here, quick!\"
We turned from the doorway, leaving him to his game,
While he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
\"Now, Dobby! Now Dibby! Now Pipsy and Winky!
On Cappy! On Cupsy! On Dolly and Dinky!
To the top of the stairs and then into the hall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!\"
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When met with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the stair-top, the House-elves they ran,
With a sleigh full of nothing but a very fat man.
And then with a crashing I heard from the floor
My lover complaining, \"my bum\'s very sore!\"
I offered my hand - pulled him back to his feet,
While he fussed with his hair ‘til it looked very neat
He was dressed all in satin, from bathrobe to slipper
I pulled him toward me, my hand on my zipper.
I groped for a doorknob and flung us inside
As he leaped to my arms, holding on for the ride
His eyes - how they narrowed, my knees how they trembled
His distain for the room which was barely assembled.
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a smirk,
\"If you think I\'m shagging here, then you must be a berk!\"
The length of his wand he held tight in his hand
With a flick of his wrist, the room became grand;
The look on his face turned my insides to jelly,
I was soon on my knees, face pressed to his belly.
His skin\'s pale and soft, my pure-blooded Slyth,
And I can help but wonder what he sees in this Gryff,
A hand in my hair and a push on my head,
Reminded me what to start doing instead.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
I licked him and sucked ‘til he came with a jerk,
Gently I turned him and parted his cheeks
And lubing my fingers, pushed them in ‘til he squeaked.
I sprang to my feet, stuffed my prick up his bum,
The door flew wide open as I started to cum,
Snape gaped and then screamed as he flew out of sight,
But as Christmases go, this one was alright!