The Revengeful Hufflepuff

Disclaimer: Dont own anything besides the plot.
Pairings: HP/DM, HG/RW, BZ/SF, Pansy/TN, DT/DG, MB/VC, TD/GG, NL/?
Author Notes: Please review with comments, concerns, critism, ummm and whatever you think about my crappy story is welcome! Oh and Enjoy!


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Zacharias Smith the notoriously obnoxious Hufflepuff skirted around the hallways of the Malfoy mansion in Wiltshire. In his hand was a phial of potion that would make even Voldemort jealous if not impressed. He chuckled like a maniac as he ventured towards the kitchens.

\"Hello sir, how may Sprural help sir?\" asked a house elf that saw Zach.

\"Master Malfoy has requested that this,\" Zacharias took out the first vile and grinned like a maniac, \"be put in young Master Malfoy’s guest’s drink.\" The house elf nodded his head vigorously and snatched the vile.

\"Is that all sir?\" Sprural asked.

\"One more thing, this,\" he pulled out a phial with green liquid in it, \"has been requested to be put in the young Master Malfoy’s drink,\" He handed the other phial to the elf. \"That is all, thank you, \" Smith turned and was about to leave the kitchen when he turned around, \"Oh and there is no need to tell them I was here, \" he said and was gone.

Sprural hastily poured the phials in the drinks and quickly Apparated with a pop to young Master Malfoy’s bedchambers.

~*~

\"Please Harry?\" pleaded Draco as he jumped on Harry’s lap as if he were a two year old. Harry rolled his eyes.

\"Draco, for the last time, NO!\" Harry tried to glare at Draco but the teen’s pout was so cute. \"Fine!\" Harry rolled his eyes and Draco smiled.

\"Draco Malfoy is my Bitch and he is an annoying spoiled brat and I want to punch him right now but I am such a nice fiancée that I will refrain from doing that,\" Harry hissed in parseltongue. Draco shivered.

\"That was, hot!\" Draco smiled and kissed Harry passionately. Harry smiled against Draco’s lips and started to suck on Draco’s tongue while occasionally nibbling on it. Draco moaned loudly and moved for Harry’s tie.

Draco had successfully removed Harry’s tie when they were interrupted by a loud ‘POP’. Draco cursed as he saw the elf.

\"Here sirs,\" the house elf squeaked as he put down a silver platter on Draco’s table. \"If you are needing more calls me!\" Then the house elf was gone. Draco sighed and with one last chaste kiss from Harry they moved to the table.

~*~

\"Have you heard from Harry today?\" Ron asked Hermione while he ate.

\"He’s staying at Draco’s again,\" she answered.

\"What else is new?\" replied Dean while munching on his sandwich.

\"They are probably fucking,\" said Seamus with a dreamy expression on his face.

\"Seamus really!\" Neville squeaked.

\"Oh Neville you prude give it a rest!\" Seamus said after he rolled his eyes.

\"Both of you shut up!\" Hermione rolled her eyes. She looked around at each of the boy’s faces before she again rolled her eyes.

\"Sorry ‘Mione,\" all the boys chorused and Hermione rolled her eyes.

\"We should visit them!\" Seamus said with a faraway expression plastered on his face.

\"Well if any of you will shut up, I was going to say that Pansy and the rest of the Slytherins are going to crash over at the mansion, and she invited us. Of course, Draco and Harry don’t know about it,\" Everyone said ‘yeah we should go!’ Hermione smiled and grabbed a piece of parchment and a quill.

~*~

Two hours after they were done eating Harry and Draco were cuddled on the couch each reading a book. Harry was reading the Malfoy handbook and laughing every five minutes, while Draco was reading Lord Of The Rings.

Harry had just finished laughing over rule numbed 238, which read; A Malfoy must NEVER part their hair to the left on a Wednesday in September, April, June, or November.

Harry felt a twitch and he blinked. He looked at Draco and started getting hot. Draco who was engrossed in his book paid him no heed. Harry continued to stare at Draco hungrily, Draco, after five minutes, looked at Harry and dropped his book.

\"Shit Harry! Your so pale! Yet so flushed! Are you okay?\" Draco leaned forward and put a hand to Harry’s face, apparently that was the wrong thing to do because in the next second he was on his back with Harry ravishing his neck.

Draco gasped as Harry ripped off his clothes, Harry proceeded by stripping himself also. Once Harry was nude he jumped on Draco and ground his arousal against Draco’s equally hard arousal. Draco gasped again.

Harry got his wand and muttered a charm. Instantly Draco felt Harry working the lubricant by his entrance. He looked up with dazed eyes as Harry smeared the strawberries and cream lube all over his erection. Draco moaned and licked his lips.

\"You like that bitch?\" Harry said lowering himself so his head was against Draco’s entrance. Draco, who didn’t like to be called a bitch growled.

\"Potter, I don’t care how horny you are you NEVER call me your bitch!\" Harry smiled.

\"Well if you don’t want me to fuck you,\" Harry started to move as if he was leaving and Draco grabbed him.

\"I never said that!\" Draco said grabbing Harry’s thick cock and shoving it by his entrance. \"Now get your dick in there now!\" Draco ordered. Harry smiled.

\"Okay bitch!\" Before Draco could argue Harry plunged deep within him and Draco forgot all about not wanting to be a bitch.

~*~

\"Granger, Weasley, Finnigan, Thomas, and Longbottom are crashing at Draco’s too.\" Pansy said announced to Blaise.

\"That’s shibby,\" Blaise replied nonchalantly from the paper he was reading. Pansy raised her eyebrows and walked over to him.

“What are you reading? And did you just say Shibby?\" Pansy asked. Blaise snorted.

“It is a Muggle comic thing, my dad sent it to me, because I am gay,\" Blaise said in a guarded tone. Pansy instantly felt sympathy towards her halfblooded friend. Blaise’s mom once was dating a Muggle during a rebellious stage of her life and he knocked her up.

His mother and father got separated when he was six and he never really talked to his dad. Not that he cared, he never fancied his dad. He did have a little brother though named Blake, who was six years younger than him.

His dad decided that he couldn’t handle another child when his mom told him the news of Blake, so he left the family. Luckily for Blaise and his mom the Zabini’s were a rich family and they lived comfortably if not happily.

\"What is it about?\" Pansy curiously asked.

\"Two gay guys basically, and their friends, one of them is really childish and he says stuff like shibby all the time,\" Blaise shrugged. \"There is this one guy with spiky hair that reminds me of myself…\"

~*~

\"Who is my bitch?\"

\"I Am your, oh GODS! I am so-Oh! Your Bitch!\"

Harry grinned and relentlessly pounded into Draco. Draco came hard and Harry followed him. However not a minute after he came Harry was rock hard again and pounding into an utterly exhausted Draco.

\"Harry! That was my ohhhh! Fifth orgasm! I am fucking tire-OH!\" Needless to say Draco forgot about being tired as Harry pounded his thick cock against Draco’s prostrate.

~*~

\"Five minutes till we ruin their romantic dinner!\" Ron sang as he skipped around the house that him, Seamus, dean, Neville, Harry, and Hermione owned.

\"Five minutes until we get to see them ruin their sheets!\" Seamus said as he skipped around Ron.

The rest of the ex-Gryffindors rolled their eyes. “You would never know they were twenty four!\"

~*~

\"So I was really thinking that Theodore would be the one with the hat, he is always stupid like that!\"

\"Do you mean that Theo likes Draco? And he is going to break him and Potter up?\" Pansy gasped.

\"No, I mean he is like him personality wise, Theo wouldn’t dare breakup Draco and Potter!\" Blaise said laughing. Pansy joined in on the laughter. They broke off simultaneously and turned to each other.

\"Or would he!\"

~*~

\"Harry stop p-p-please!\" Draco whispered. Harry had fucked him eight times in a row and Draco felt as if he was fused to the Raven haired boy.

\"I cant help it Draco! Fir some reason I cant stop being hard!\" Draco raised an eyebrow.

\"Harry is that the best excuse you have? I mean you have been engaged to me for what four years and we dated for three years before we got engaged, and that is the best excuse you have?\" Draco rolled his eyes. \"Honestly, nobody would even be able to tell that you have been fucking a Slytherin for over seven years!\"

Harry started to laugh but his cock started getting hard again and Draco groaned. \"Draco…\"

\"I cant Harry! I am exhausted! Just go wank off, in fact I will watch. Maybe if you are lucky I will be turned on enough to help you after your first wank. Merlin knows you are just going to get hard again!\" Harry grabbed his cock and started stroking it.

There was a pleasure there that Harry had never felt before. In fact it felt as if once he was finished with this wank he would get rid of this never ending erection. He started stroking harder and faster and moaned.

Draco’s eyes widened as he saw Harry close his eyes and roll his head sensually. Draco started getting hot when Harry started talking.

\"Oh gods! Yes! Oh Draco! Oh baby! Oh! Oh! It feels soo-OOH! Gods it feels so fucking good!\" Draco’s heart was about to jump out of his chest as Harry screamed in pleasure and watched as Harry’s hand picked up it’s pace so it looked as if it was a skin toned blur.

Harry stroked so hard and fast and he felt his balls start to twitch when all of a sudden a spell was muttered and he screamed in pleasure. If he was not in such a daze he would have heard Draco scream out too.

Draco had uttered a mirror spell so he could feel what Harry was feeling and holy shit! Draco couldn’t help it and he found himself arching his back and screaming for Harry to do it faster and harder to himself because it felt so good.

Harry heard Draco’s pleas and it turned him on even more and when he would have normally came he instead got and even harder erection and when he stroked it again Draco screamed and screamed begging for release. Harry started fucking his hand with vigor but nothing worked.

Draco was going to pop a fuse, Harry was pleasuring himself and Draco was feeling that pleasure and he felt he was going to die. The pleasure was so much, it was so good. \"OH Gods Harry! Harder Harry! Give it to me fucking Hard! Harder! Harder! Harder! Faster! Faster! Fuck your hand Harry do it OH GODS! \" Draco felt that he was going to die from built up pleasure.

Harry was on cloud nine and no matter what he tried the pleasure would get higher, as would his cock, but he couldn’t come. He was pumping his cock at 100 mph and Draco had his back arched off the bed. That is how their classmates found them.
~*~

\"Wow,\" said Pansy as she stared at the scene. She looked around and noticed that everyone had their eyes fixed on the scene in front of them, everyone except Theodore and Seamus.

Pansy nudged Blaise who turned to see Theodore reaching his hand out to touch Draco. Blaise’s eyes widened and before he could move he noticed Finnegan reaching towards Harry. Blaise looked frantically to think of something that could get the couple’s attention.

Theodore reached out his hand and came in contact with Draco’s erection. Draco instantly moaned. \"Oh Gods Harry!\"

Seamus leaned and licked Harry’s neck and got two appreciative moans. Instantly Seamus ripped off his clothes and was about to step in between Harry and Draco when Blaise came from behind him and grinded against him.

Seamus, all thought of Harry and Draco gone from his mind, leaned against Blaise. Blaise smiled triumphantly as he led Finnegan into a guest room and proceeded to fuck him hard.

~*~

Meanwhile Theodore was also stripping. Pansy searched around and saw no distractions and furthermore she saw no hot men like Blaise that could get Theodore’s mind away from Draco and Harry.

Theodore was in the nude when Pansy stepped in front of him and started licking him all over. Theodore groaned and dragged Pansy into another guest room and proceeded on fucking her passionately.

~*~

Ron, Hermione, Dean, Neville, Millicent, Daphne, Tracey, Crabbe, and Goyle just stood there dumbfounded as Harry continued to wank himself and Draco kept on moaning and screaming.

Hermione turned and saw Tracey drag Gregory Goyle off somewhere. Hermione blanched when she saw Vincent Crabbe grab Millicent and drag her into another guestroom. Hermione turned the other way just in time to see Dean walk out of the room with Daphne flanking him.

Hermione turned to Ron who shrugged and picked her up and ran to a nearby, unoccupied, guestroom.

Neville stood to the side and threw his hands up in the air and walked to the kitchens for food.

~*~

\"I cant take it Draco, I am going to explode!\" Harry screamed frustrated. True he was getting the wank of his life but he couldn’t bring himself over the edge. He needed something.

\"What can I oooh! Do?\" Draco barely managed to moan out. Draco sighed. Harry had fucked him eight times, and that didn’t get rid of his hard-on and Draco was way too sore to try for a ninth time. Sex God or not Draco got tired too.

\"Draco, I want you,\" Harry stopped panting to scream out as another burst of pleasure hit him. \"INSIDE ME!\" Draco’s mouth went wide.

He had never fucked Harry. Well It’s worth a try. Draco got the lube and applied it. He stretched Harry out, which took long since Harry was a virgin as far as anal sex goes. Finally Draco deemed him ready and plunged within him. Draco and Harry cried out simultaneously.

Harry was so tight Draco felt as if he would be swallowed whole. And he was.

\"OH GODS!\" Harry screamed arching his back and taking Draco as deep as humanly possible and further, because Harry could never have anything normal. Draco screamed and bit on Harry’s shoulder.

Draco was pounding into Harry who was demanding he did it to him harder and faster and oh yeah just like that bitch. Draco all too easily complied.

\"HOLY SHIT!\" Harry screamed as he finally came and Draco’s eyes rolled back as Harry clamped around his rigid member. He came harder than he ever thought he would and instantly fainted from the sheer pleasure of it. If he turned over he would have saw Harry in the same state.

~*~

Seamus and Blaise, after going at it for an hour decided to look for everyone else. The made it to the first guestroom besides theirs and took out a pair of Extendable Ears.

\"OH GODS THEO!\" Pansy screamed and Blaise and Seamus snickered and went to the next room.

\"Greggy Poo! Oh Sweet Slytherin!\" They heard Tracey yells along with grunts and moans from Goyle. They both shivered and turned to the next room.

\"Yeah Vince! Deeper! Harder! Faster!\" They smiled as they heard Millicent’s commanding voice. They proceeded to the next room.

\"I never you were so! OH! Good Dean!\" Blaise turned to Seamus who was smiling.

\"What? I agree with Daphne! Dean is good!\" Seamus said. Blaise laughed and went to the next room.

\"Get down there little boy! Give it to me you little bitch!\" Both boy’s eyes widened as they heard Hermione’s voice. \"Don’t make me use the whip!\" Both boys scurried away from the door and reached the last occupied room.

\"Oh! Splural! That was so good give me more!\" Seamus and Blaise both blanched before they burst through the door. Neville was sitting on the couch eating chocolate pudding.

\"What?\" Neville asked the two boys. Sprural came over to Neville and gave him more pudding. \"It’s about time!\" Neville said. Blaise and Seamus laughed at what they thought was Neville pleading for the elf to fuck him more.

\"We’ll just be going now,\" Seamus said and they both fled from the room. Once the door was shut they burst out laughing. At once all the guest room doors opened and everyone filed out.

\"Well now that we are.… relaxed, we should go get Harry, and Draco.\" Hermione said looking cheerful. \"Then this party will get started!\"

~*~

Draco woke up to see Harry looking relieved and fully clothed. \"I am not hard anymore!\" Harry said enthusiastically.

\"About time,\" Draco moaned. He sat up and gasped from pain. \"Jesus Christ! Harry my fucking ass is fucking killing me you, you, you, over enthusiastic, horny, PRAT!\" Draco ranted on and on as he was rubbing his but.

Harry laughed and placed a charm on Draco who instantly felt the pain slip away. \"Thanks,\" Draco said to Harry but nonetheless shot a glare at him as he went into the bathroom. Harry chuckled and opened the door and all of his friends pored in.

\"Harry!\" Draco yelled from the bathroom. Harry smiled and told his friends he would be right back. Harry walked into the bathroom with a smile that instantly vanished as he saw Draco’s face.

\"What is wrong?\"

Draco looked down and blushed, \"I’m hard again,\"

Harry laughed. \"Oh, so now who is a horny over enthusiastic prat?\" Draco groaned and went up to Harry and thrust his hips.

\"Get rid of it please Harry,\" Draco said as he grinded against Harry. Harry laughed however.

\"I am way to tired. I just had nine orgasms Draco honey, I am beet.\" Harry patted Draco on the cheek and then left the room.

\"Harry IF YOU DON’T GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING BATHROOM YOU WILL LEARN THE DEFINITION OF BEING BEAT!\" yelled Draco. Harry still didn’t come in the bathroom. Draco cursed and proceeded on wanking off.

Erg this is so Muggle, really wanking off when my fiancée is what ten steps away?

~*~

\"What is with your hair today Daph?\" asked Harry as he pointed to the girls blue-green hair.

She smiled and combed her fingers through it. \"It matches Theo’s eyes,\" Theo smiled and nodded.

Harry knew that Daphne and Theodore were best friends and practically brother and sisters. They were almost like the Weasley twins. Harry laughed and Millicent smiled. Harry turned to her.

\"Why green this week Millie?\" Harry asked. Millie dyed her hair a different color every week. She wouldn’t just dye her hair though, she would die her eyelashes, eyebrows, and wear contacts so that everything matched. Currently she had electric green eyes, eyelashes, highlights in her hair, and eyebrows.

\"I dunno, I let Vince pick,\" she said and shrugged.

\"Why green Vince?\" Harry asked. Vincent just grunted. Harry rolled his eyes.

\"So where is Draco?\" Pansy asked. Tracey snorted.

\"Who cares where the lousy ponce is?\" She stuck her nose haughtily in the air and leaned back against Greg.

\"Oh just because his hair is more blonde doesn’t mean you have to hate him you bloody priss!\" scolded Daphne, who was known to get into arguments with Tracey.

\"How rude! My hair is so much prettier that HIS!\" Tracey screamed in outrage. \"Right Greggy?\" she asked and pouted at Greg.

\"Of course,\" he grunted.

\"See everyone knows Draco dyes his hair! His hair color is no more real than Daphne’s!\"

At that moment everything was silent except for a door slamming and the sound of someone running. \"YOU BITCH!\" Draco pounced for Tracey and luckily Harry grabbed him with some help from Blaise.

\"MY HAIR IS REAL AND SO MUCH BLONDER THAN YOURS! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME YOU URINE HAIR COLORED FREAK!\" Tracey’s eyes bulged.

\"Take that back you bitch!\"

\"I AM NOT A BITCH!\"

\"Yes you are your Potter’s little bitch, then again from the looks of that display you showed us before it looked as if even Potter cant even sexually satisfy you. Admit it being gay cant give you the satisfaction you need you little artificially blond ass!\" Harry let go of Draco as did Blaise.

They were both offended by the girl’s words and wanted Draco to extract his revenge on the girl. And did he ever.

He muttered a charm and the girl ran to the bathroom. Draco smiled and turned to Harry. \"Don’t worry Harry, being gay with you was the best decision of my life!\" Harry smiled as he embraced Draco in a huge hug.

~*~

\"BROWN! YOU SON OF A BITCH!\" was all that was heard as Tracey was in the bathroom. Everyone burst out laughing, even Greg. After an hour in the bathroom Tracey came out flushed.

\"Turn my hair back!\" she warned. They all looked up and looked at Tracey with amusement. Instead of he well kept blonde hair she now had a full head of brown hair. Everyone burst out laughing again and Tracey harrumphed. Revenge is good… though Draco.

~*~

A month after their friends all came over, Draco was at the mansion while Harry was out with his Gryffindor friends.

\"Hmm, what to do,\" Draco asked himself as he sat at his desk. \"Maybe I could finally set a date for the wedding, four years is a long enough wait,\" Draco mumbled as he thought of how Harry proposed four years ago.

Draco had been ecstatic and had wanted to get married right away. Harry though said that with Voldemort gone there was no rush. So Draco waited, and waited, and waited, and waited until four years later.

Draco was beginning to think he would never be married.

And if Harry wasn’t going to say he wanted to set the date soon, well than maybe it wouldn’t be worth waiting…

~*~

Harry laughed at Ron who was plastered. Hermione was also flat out drunk and slurring her words.

\"Ron, drink, me get!\" she laughed. \"I’ll whip, don’t , get…it,\" Harry’s eyes widened and he decided it was time to leave.

\"Well I am going to leave,\" Harry announced. The couple didn’t even pay attention to Harry because at that moment Hermione had declared to Ron that she was going to get her strap-on because she wanted to be on top.

Harry Apparated to Draco’s mansion with a disgusted expression on his face.

~*~

Draco had decided that if Harry didn’t set a date in a week he would leave him and marry a sexy Italian man.

Draco was fantasizing about an Italian man with olive skin, hazel eyes, and black hair, tying him to a pillar and fucking him, when Harry Apparated into his room. Draco looked up and was surprised to see that Harry looked just like his Italian fantasy, with some differences.

Draco sat up, \"Tie me up and fuck me!\" he said to Harry who looked shocked. Harry smiled though.

\"If I have to…\"

~*~

Pansy walked into Blaise’s room and rushed towards him concern etched on her face. \"What’s wrong?\" Pansy asked Blaise who was crying hysterically and clutching his comic.

\"Why,\" he sobbed. \"Why couldn’t Mik like Tybalt?\" He sobbed some more, Pansy rolled her eyes.

\"You are crying over a comic?\"

Blaise sniffed and nodded his head.

\"Gods, what would Draco say if he saw you like this over a comic?\"

Blaise looked at her and sniffed. \"He would read the comic and then come cry with me!\" Pansy rolled her eyes and left his room muttering about stupid boys.

~*~

A week later found Draco pacing in his study. \"It’s been a week, maybe I should just go,\" Draco thought over what he had said the week before. \"I never gave him a chance though,\" said Draco with a hint of anger. ]

He suddenly heard footsteps and Blaise ran into the room looking flustered. \"What is it Blaise?\" Draco curiously asked.

\"Potter got into an accident,\" Blaise panted out and Draco’s eyes widened.

\"Accident,\" he squeaked going paler than normal, \"is it really bad?\" he asked afraid of the answer.

\"Yeah, he is Saint Mungos right now,\" No sooner had Blaise said this and Draco was already gone. \"Apparation, isn’t it shibby?\" Draco asked to nobody in particular. He then disaparrated with a ‘POP’.

~*~

Theodore Nott skipped through the halls of the Malfoy mansion whistling a happy tune. He occasionally would skip into a wall or be scolded by a portrait but besides that his day was great so far.

Lately everyday for Theodore was great. No longer was he that quiet know it all boy who nobody cared about. He no longer sat at the back of a room so he could observe everyone and analyze them.

During his first 18 years of life that is what he did, observed everyone around him. He knew so much about his classmates that they probably didn’t even know. Like Pansy, whenever she has something that would be big news but she cant tell, or she is really nervous, she plays with her hair and always is constantly pushing it behind her ear.

Crabbe, when jealous of something or when he is confused with Goyle, has a freckle on the back of his neck that twitches every two seconds.

Goyle’s lips twitch whenever he senses Tracey staring at him.

Millicent will put eight highlights in her hair when she is happy, 20 when she is sad, and 2 when she is angry.

Blaise when feeling very emotional will rub the scar on his arm from when he was backing away from one of his parent’s arguments, and fell down the stairs.

Draco will look at Harry when he thinks nobody is watching. His eyes often stray and whenever Harry runs a hand through his mop of that unruly black messy hair Draco licks his lips.

Daphne, well she is his best friend. Whenever there is something wrong she changes her hair into a boring color. Then once she feels better she will change the color into something more perky. She also tended to cling onto him if she was really upset.

And then there was Tracey, beautiful, fucking annoying, wish you would go to hell and never return, Tracey. When she was upset she would take out her hair brush and brush her hair, fifty times without stopping if she was angry, 20 times going very slowly if she was upset, and when she was angry she would take the brush out give her hair a quick comb through and then smile at Greg.

Really he knew all this stuff by the end of first year. He even realized Draco liked Harry ever since he was a first year, even Draco didn’t realize he was obsessed.

Theodore, because of his great skill on analyzing people was made into a top Auror. However, he was on a mission when a death eater curse him so he had a mind of a six year old. He did however still have the ability to feel lust and get turned on.

Theodore from then on was no longer paying attention to everyone and trying to figure out their weaknesses, he instead started to see the world in a whole new light. He started seeing everything as sparkling, and pretty, and he took nothing for granted.

He loved all his friends so much more now, and his brain was slowly increasing so he was getting smarter. Since his mind was smaller than it was before he preferred to gaze at shiny materials instead of at what people were doing.

There was something that he found that he loved to look at. It was so white and shiny and pretty. He felt like going up and just running his hand through it.

He didn’t fancy Draco.

He just fancied his hair.

~*~

\"Harry!\" Draco yelled as he ran through the hospital. A nurse had pointed which way to run and Draco flew. He reached room 678 and threw the door open.

\"Mr. Malfoy!\" shouted a nurse. Draco didn’t care though. He ran to Harry’s side and almost fainted.

Harry was beaten up horribly. He had a huge gash across his face, causing his face and neck to be covered in blood. On his right arm there were a series of deep gauges bleeding profusely. His stomach was bleeding and Draco couldn’t see the cut due to the blood soaked shirt. His legs were all cut similarly to Harry’s arm.

All of this was bad, horrible, nauseating even. The real big thing was on Harry’s left arm there was a mark, not just a mark though, it was a family symbol. The Riddle symbol.

Then Draco really fainted.

~*~

\"What are you doing here?\" a voice asked. Theodore stopped skipping and turned to the person with a smile on his face.

\"Howdy! My name is Theo, what’s yours?\" The man sneered.

\"Zach, Smith. Where is Young Master Malfoy?\"

\"Do you mean Draco silly?\" Theo laughed.

\"Yes,\"

\"Oh well, he went to the hospital, Harry is hurt!\" Theodore smiled at Zach before turning and skipping back to where he was.

\"Wait! When is he due?\"

\"Umm, knowing Draco he will stay till Harry is perfect,\"

Zach rolled his eyes. \"I meant his kids, when are they due?\"

\"Draco doesn’t have any kids silly!\" Theodore skipped away again and this time Smith let him.

\"Not yet at least, fool,\" And he Apparated away.

~*~

\"Mr. Malfoy?\" asked a healer as Draco slowly opened his eyes. He blinked.

\"Where is Harry?\" Draco shrieked as he sat up. He felt an immense pain shoot up his stomach so he sat down.

\"Mr. Malfoy, it would be best if you relaxed. Mr. Potter is fine and he should come and visit you later,\" said the healer as he looked over a clipboard.

\"Why would Harry come see me? He is the one who is injured!\" shouted Draco confused. The healer smiled at him.

\"Mr. Malfoy, your not in your best health currently,\"

\"WHAT! I am FINE! Thank you very much!\" Draco pouted and glared at the healer who just laughed.

\"Let me check on Mr. Potter and then I will get him in here,\" The healer smiled and walked to the door, \"oh, and get some rest,\"

Great so now I am here and I don’t even know why! And Harry is all cut up and bloody and lonely and…and…

Poor Harry…Poor Me!

~*~

Harry sat up and looked at his arms and legs. Looks good, just minor cuts. Harry smiled and turned. \"Draco, I feel so much better now…Draco?\" Harry looked around the room shocked that he didn’t see the familiar blonde.

\"How are you feeling Mr. Potter?\" a healer cheerfully asked. Harry growled and shook his head.

\"Fine, it was just a stupid accident, not a big deal,\" Harry really didn’t think this accident was that big. After all he just got into a Quidditch accident.

\"Mr. Potter! Someone bewitched a bush so that it would slice your skin open if you came into contact with it and then bewitched your broom so that you would indeed fly into it!\"

Okay so maybe it wasn’t Just a Quidditch accident.

\"Where is Draco?\" he asked wanting to change the subject. He was a weekly patient at Saint Mungos due to ex-Death Eaters looking for revenge.

\"Oh, he is in a hospital room not to far from her-\"

\"HOSPITAL ROOM? Is he okay?\" Harry shrieked standing up and walking to the door occasionally wincing from pain.

\"Yes Mr. Potter, he is in room, 682,\" he said and immediately Harry was out the door. Harry always got injured but Draco never did and saying Harry’s insides were boiling from worry would be n understatement.

\"Draco!\" Harry burst through the door and saw a healer smiling at him. Draco turned to Harry and smiled.

\"Harry! I was so worried! I fainted and this lousy git wont let me go!\" Draco pouted and Harry leaned down and kissed him. The healer coughed when Draco reached down to touch Harry’s zipper.

\"You might not want to do that,\" the healer started.

\"And why the bloody hell not?\" Harry cried out frustrated.

\"You are going on my list,\" Draco warned looking at the healer with narrowed eyes.

\"Well, boys, I wanted to tell you the good news! Draco your pregnant!\" Harry and Draco turned to each other simultaneously and laughed.

\"Is it April first already?\"

\"Harry gullible is written on the ceiling!\" Draco joked.

\"Honestly, we are not that gullible,\" The healer just shook his head.

\"No really boys. Someone put a fertility potion in Draco’s drink, causing him to be able to have kids,\" Draco realizing that the healer wasn’t joking, nervously laughed. Harry turned deathly pale.

\"So in about seven to eight months your babies will be born,\" the healer cheerfully said.

\"B-Babies?\" Harry stuttered.

\"As in more than one?\" Draco asked afraid of the answer.

\"Babies, as in eight,\" Draco’s eyes widened and he heard a loud ‘THUMP’ He turned and saw Harry had fainted on the ground. Draco sighed.

\"EIGHT! Is that bloody possible?\" Draco asked pressing for more information.

\"Well we took Harry’s blood previously and in it was an old potion that makes him have a never ending erection,\" the healer blushed and Draco sighed.

\"Well that explains That fiasco, but it did end,\" Draco stated talking about Harry’s hardness.

The healer nodded. \"Well before I explain that I might as well tell you my name is Bry, after all we are going to be getting to know each other a lot better, \" Bry chuckled and Draco nodded.

\"Well the original reason for the potion was to cause revenge. The potion called Erendis was given to somebody and the fertility potion was given to that persons partner. Due to Erendis the ‘top’ person would be able to…make love with their…partner without having to worry about being hard.

\"In order to end the ‘problem’ the pair had to switch positions, if you were a guy with a girl then this would be a bit more difficult. Anyway luckily you two figured it out, or just decided to switch…roles.

\"Usually people don’t figure this out so they…make love so many times that they make so many kids that the…carrier dies. Anyway, you will have eight kids now, and excuse me, Ennervate, \" Bry said reviving Harry who sat up and groaned.

\"Was it a dream?\" he groggily asked.

\"No. Is there a way for like…abortion?\" Draco asked not wanting to carry eight kids.

\"Well yes, but you realize you would be killing them right?\" Draco nodded, and Harry paled.

\"No! You wont kill my kids!\" Harry cried. Draco turned to him.

\"I am not carrying eight kids!\"

\"Draco, listen, I know this is going to be totally off subject but,\" Harry pulled a velvet box out of his pocket and bent down on one knee. Draco gasped. \"Draco baby, you mean the world to me and you would make me that happiest man on the world if you would marry me, so even though I proposed like four years ago, I want to get married, next week,\" Harry pulled out a ring.

It was simple, just a sliver band with Draco carved into it. Surrounding his name there were two green snaked with emeralds for scales. Draco smiled and pulled Harry into a hug.

While Draco was hugging him he saw Harry’s ring. It was the same as his except it was gold, said Harry, and had lions with rubies instead of snakes surrounding it.

\"Oh gods I love you Harry, I am still not having kids though,\" he said.

\"Yes you are!\" Harry said sternly.

\"But I’ll get fat,\"

\"And when they are born I’ll help you get skinny again,\"

\"Harry, I can’t carry eight kids!\"

\"Draco is right Mr. Potter,\" Bry started, \" his body cant support the kids, so we can either have a magical abortion, or we can transfer them to you-\"

\"Transfer them to me, now,\" Harry said without missing a beat. Draco smiled. As long as he wasn’t the one pregnant he would love to have kids.

\"Okay, come this way, both of you,\" Bry said and the two followed him.

\"Love ya Dray,\" Harry said kissing him.

\"Love ya too Har,\" he said returning the kiss.

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