Hogwarts Goes Digital

Hogwarts Goes Digital
by Riley Black

Just a short story about Harry and Ron going into diffrent Chat Rooms on the net.

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Chat Room: ((Lesbian Sex 3))

Scare_Head_17: Who's horny in here?!?!!?!

Little_Miss_KnowITall: HARRY!?

Scare_Head_17: Err . . . who is this?

Little_Miss_KnowITall: It's Hermione!

Scare_Head_17: HOLY SHIT! You're a lezzie?

Little_Miss_KnowITall: No! I'm, well if you must know I'm bisexual.

Scare_Head_17: So you're not a virgin anymore?

Little_Miss_KnowITall: Well . . . yes . . . but I don't want to be!

Scare_Head_17: I -- I have to go!

Scare_Head_17 has left the room.

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Chat Room: ((Sex Talk))

Scare_Head_17 has entered the room.

S_S_Sexy_Snape: And then I told him "if you don't give me a hand job I'll expell you!"

Scare_Head_17: PROFESSOR SNAPE!!! YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT STORY!!

S_S_Sexy_Snape: POTTER!!!!

Red_Head_Rebel: Harry! Snape just told me about you giving him a hand job!

Scare_Head_17: HE MADE ME DO IT!

S_S_Sexy_Snape: Yeah well I only made you give me a hand job, you're the one who wanted me to butt fuck you!

Scare_Head_17 has left the room.

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Chat Room: ((Cum Eaters))

Scare_Head_17 has entered the room.

Malfoy_02: C'mon bitch! Let's go meet in the great hall and fuck!

Albus_92: Later Draco!

Scare_Head_17: Oh shit now this is getting fucked up.

Malfoy_02: Hey Harry, Snape was here before and he told us the hand job story!

Scare_Head_17: SHIT!