Hogwart's School of Horniness

Title: Hogwart’s: School of Horniness

Warnings: Lots and lots of sex :) Oh, and a perverted author. heheheheh. Aren't we all though? All songs are from the Lords of Acid, gotta love them

Disclaimers: I do not own Harry Potter, tee hee

Summary: the perversion of the Harry Potter characters. You want a request, got a scenario, tell me. I'll write it ;) But it has to be YAOI, alright, male/male

Chapter One- Lover

Chapter One Pairings: Harry/Solo, Draco/Severus

(Fill me up, don't stop
Just a little deeper, baby
Give it your best shot
although it seems
a little too fast for you
Do you think I'm too rough for you)

In all his seventeen years, Harry Potter had never thought he would be gazing from underneath a desk as his rival and Potions Professor engaged in sexual intercourse. He was staying late, finishing a project when, suddenly the door slammed open and he was forced to make a nosedive underneath the desk. He hadn't expected to get a free peep show. At first, there’d only been casual conversation regarding different topics that Harry didn’t particularly care about. Then, in one split second, the scenario changed and a robe dropped to the floor in front of him. Curiosity fueling his desire, Harry crawled a little closer to the end of the desk so he could get a better look. Green eyes widening, he was hard-pressed not to squeak with shock. He stilled his beating heart, listening to the conversation.

“It’s been a while, Draco. Have you missed this?” Missed what? What the hell is going on and why the hell is Draco staring at that bastard anyway?!

“What’s not to miss, Severus? Do you know, I’ve been craving your touch, wanting your taste for three weeks now. Why have you ignored my summons? Found someone else to occupy your time with, I assume?” Touch?! Taste?! What the hell have I gotten myself into?! Harry peered at Draco as he slipped his jumper off, revealing a lean, chiseled, ivory-colored body. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! Don’t tell me. They’re going to fuck! Heh. Blackmail.

“I had to. Lupin was becoming suspicious of you always disappearing during meals. Merlin, I want to fuck you so bad, Draco.” Harry glanced at Severus, blinking. Oh. My. God. I see his…his… motherfucker. Alright so I can’t see the actually thing but, he’s horny. Who knew he was blessed with that big of a dick anyway? Must be because his nose is big, ya know, that old saying.

“Oh, Sevvy, I have my own room. You could have came anytime. You know, I’ve had to wank every night, sometimes three and four times just to go to sleep. Without you, I’m so lonely.” Draco pouted, finger sliding down his torso to the button of his trousers. “I’m hard right now. Sg yog you gets me like this. Do you know much agony it is in class? My cock aches for you but you know that. Does it make you hard when you smell my arousal during classes?” Draco gets horny in classes?! Holy shit, is that why he always makes a beeline for the bathroom when Potions class is finished?

Severus groaned. Alright now, this shouldn’t be affecting me! I don’t like guys. Really, I don’t. Yeah, Harry, keep telling yourself that. You have to admit, this is getting you randy. “Would it help if I told you didn’t wear anything underneath my robes when I teach?” WHAT?! You mean, Severus teaches class starkers? Should I be disturbed or turned on? “It’s all there. I touch myself sometimes, when you’re all working. You should really pay more attention Draco.” So, that’s what he’s doing when he’s staring at Draco during classes. Blush Blush. This is getting a little too erotic. I need to get out of here.

Draco cooed. “Ooh, Sev, I didn’t know. Unfortelytely,” he pouted, “It would only make me harder and then, I’d have to jump your bones in class and we couldn’t have that, could we?” Oooh, there go the pants. Hey! Why the hell am I looking anyway…. He is kind of sexy…. Grrr. “Maybe we could teach some of those innocent idiot’s a lesson or two in how phenomenal gay sex is. You’d be their god if they could see half the things you do. When you put your tongue, right here,” Draco’s fingers slid towards his confined eion.ion. “When you spread my legs and lick me for all your worth. Mm, when you slid your fingers inside of me.” DOWN BOY! “When you pound your thick cock inside of me, giving me all I can take.”

(Lover I will come for you
Lover, anytime you want me to
Lover, I'll be there for you
Lover Lover Lover )

Severus hned. “You’re getting yourself excited and I haven’t started to do anything. I must be as good as you say I am.” Severus removed his robes and Harry was forced to see something he really didn’t want to see. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! He’s naked! NAKED! Heh, not that bad of a view. I can’t believe I just thought that. Nice ass. Whoa, he’s HUGE! Even bigger than Sirius. Sorry Siri. “This conversation is getting me hard, Draco. Why don’t you put that mouth to good use?”

Draco purred. “I never thought you’d ask.” Oh shit, he’s going to see me! “These three weeks have been hell on you too, I believe.” Draco dropped to his knees, peering up at Severus coyly. “How muave ave you missed, Sevvy?”

“Enough to shove my cock down your throat.”

“Ooh, feisty Sevvy.” Draco’s pink tongue flickered out and swiped the head of Severus’s shaft. “Mmm, I love the way you taste. So….yummy.” Draco licked his lips. “It makes me even hornier.” He wrapped one of his hands around the base of Severus’s cock, the other trailing towards his own. “Have you jerked off in your bed at night, imagining me do this?”

“Every damn night.” Alright, this is wrong to get horny over. They’re two of the people I hate the most in life and yet, I can’t deny how hot this is. Would I be a freak if I touched myself? Harry decided that he wouldn’t be. Carefully unzipping his pants, he freed his aching cock from the cruel confines of his trousers.

Harry was mesmerized by the scene unfolding before him. It was better than any porn or any yaoi doujin he’d seen in his life. Draco’s mouth closed around Severus’s cock, eyes closing and cheeks flushing an angelic shade of pink. Harry wrapped his hands around his sex, struck dumb. Severus wound his hands in Draco’s blond hair. “Yeah, you know what I like, don’t you? Oh, yeah. All of you Malfoy’s were made for cock-sucking.”

Draco shrugged a slender shoulder, taking more of Severus into his mouth. His hand speeded up around his cock. “I can’t wait to take you on this table, to spread your legs and fuck your ass. I’m going to screw you so hard, the walls will be bouncing. Everyone’s going to hear you scream my name. They’re going to know what a dirty little slut you are. Hn, yeah, choke on it Draco.”

Harry gulped, desperately wanting to join them. Instead, he used a bit of magic he’d learned from Seamus. He produced a dildo. Whispering another spell, he was naked. Sucking on the dildo as Draco was doing the same to Severus, he opened his legs. Eyes locked on the site of Severus mouth-fucking Draco, Harry shoved the dilnsidnside his ass.

(Give me some
let's get it on
Just a little harder baby
Gotta come on strong
If you want
I'll set you free
Gotta give you big time sexuality)

Severus’s hands fisted into Draco’s hair. “That’s it baby, make me cum.” The moan Severus produced was electric, fueling Harry’s frantic jerking and thrusting. The dildo, magically made, grew in size as Harry became accustomed to the size. It took all of Harry’s willpower to not scream. “Yeah, I’m cumming, whore. Drink it all.”

To Harry’s shock, Draco did as bidden, gulping the honeyed cream like it was some sort of candy. Draco licked his lips, rising to his feet, cock directly in Harry’s line of sight. “Was it as good for you as it was for me? I’m still hard. Heh, you are too.” Draco touched Severus’s reawakening shaft. “Want to bone me now?” Draco asked with surprising innocence.

“Get on all fours,” Severus demanded. Draco did as bidden, white butt in the air, bracing himself on his arms. Severus went to his knees, spreading Draco’s cheeks. His tongue lapped the pink bud eagerly, shoving the entire appendage inside. Draco screamed, rocking back against Severus, wanting more inside of him. Harry felt the dildo imbedded in his ass grow even larger, filling him up. Muttering another spell, the dildo moved by it’s own free will as he wrapped both hands around his aching penis.

“Fuck me already!” Draco hissed.

“Impatient, are we?” Severus smirked, getting on his feet. Spreading Draco’s legs further, he guided his swollen cock towards Draco’s entrance. Harry was mesmerized by how that huge dick was going to go inside of that tiny hole. A second later, Severus’s massive cock popped inside of the small ring of muscle. Instead of being pain, Draco appeared to relish the feelings permeating his body. “You’re not as tight as I expected. Been fingering yourself?”

“How’d you guess?” Draco inquired sarcastically. “Nothing feels like your cock. You need to make me a replica of it so I can use it.”

“I will,” Severus promised and with that, the entire length of his shaft slid inside of Draco. Harry made the dildo go deeper and faster, his jerking spastic. “Oh fuck, this is what I’ve wanted. So hot and tight. Ah, ah, mm, touch yourself, Draco.”

Draco obliged, one hand going to his penis, masturbating hastily. “Come on Severus, I know you haven’t gotten too old to get off in record time. Just hurry up and make me cum!”

Severus laughed, pounding into the brat with enough speed and ferocity, that Harry thought Draco would break from the impact. “Uhn,” he fucked the boy with all his might, going deep, deeper, deepest. Harry was transfixed by the cock thrusting in and out. He wanted to try. He wanted to be fucked and to fuck in return. “Oh FUCK!” Draco screamed, semen leaking onto his hand and on the floor as he came, signaling a chain reaction.

Severus slammed into Draco one more time before the clamping around his engorged cock became too much, the friction too great, and he orgasmed inside of the boy’s ass. Harry bit his lip so hard that blood formed. The dildo popped out of his ass as he came all over himself. I can’t believe I just did that. And to watching Draco and Snape at that! I’m a pervert! Harry smirked. He wasn’t bothered by it. He liked it.

(Be my mean sex machine
Come and take my body
And cover me with cream
If you’re good
I’ll make it up for you
If you’re bad
I’ll come all over you
Come all over you)