Reality Hits Hogwarts

Welcome to Reality Hits Hogwarts, this fanfiction was created with the influence of Big Brother, so the idea is not entirely mine, also the characters are froe mie mind of JK Rowling, except Imogen Spears. I will not be making any money from this either :)

None of the staff at Hogwarts knew why their Headmaster Albus Dumbledore had informed them that they would not be leaving Hogwarts for the summer, they knew he had some form of experiment to impose upon them. They had all received a letter from Albus himself telling them that they were to have a special staff meeting the day that the summer holidays started. The day for the meeting finally arrived and the staff were sitting around in a circle kind of nervously, Albus came into the staff room making a few of the staff jump, he scanned the room and he saw that one of his staff failed to attend the meeting.

"Right then lets get started-" Albus said brightly

"But Severus's isn't here" Minerva McGonagall interrupted, Albus nodded and expressed his view that Severus might decided to join them eventually.

"Any way, As you know last Christmas I visited a friend for a few days, when I was there she had a few muggle relatives around whom were watching telly - a box that generates moving pictures to show a story of some sort- on this box there was a programme -the name of the story that the box is showing- it had a group of people locked in a small building, its called a reality t.v programme, I've decided that-" As Albus was talking the door flung open and in stalked an annoyed looking Professor Snape

"Severus, nice to see you deem fit to grace us with your appearance" Minerva said in a sharp tone, Severus scowled and apologised to Albus for being late, then stood n the corner with his arms folded

"It's ok, any way as I was saying I've decided that now the war has ended a few of our staff need to lighten up a little and need to interact with other members of staff so we are going to hold our own reality event" As he spoke a few of the staff looked in Severus's direction and giggled.

"Alsam aam aware that we needed a Professor for Muggle Studies and seeing as he had more or less recovered Gilderoy Lockhart is going to teach for a year, Sirius Black is continuing to teach History of Magic as Professor Binns is yet to return and Imogen Spears has been brought in to teach Defence classes - you may leave Hogwarts provided you are back next week, Severus, Hagrid or someone will fill you in, good day all" Albus gave Severus that irritating grin as he walked out the staff room humming to himself.

A week later and they had all met up with Albus again to see what he had in store for them, when asked about it he would tap his nose and tell them to wait and see. Eventually he decided to put them out of their misery, except for Severus who looked like a wet weekend all the time, Albus made them follow him outside in the direction of the quidditch pitch, Rolanda Hooch gave a loud gasp when she saw what lay before them, just as in the Triwizard tournament the pitch had been removed and something else had been added. Instead of the quidditch pitch stood a building with a moat running around it, all the staff stood gaping at it in shock.

"Don't worry Rolanda dear, the pitch will be back in time for term, by which you will have spent five weeks in there, or well some of you will" Albus said with a smirk and a twinkle in his eye.

And there it was, the staffs first encounter of realitymania, one by one the staff walked over the small bridge and into the household.