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More Harry Potter Pickup Lines

By: TicTac
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult ++
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

More Harry Potter Pickup Lines

While sorting through some things, I found this list.
It was done by my friend who recently passed away, I thought you might enjoy it.

Disclaimer: Don\'t own um, but would like the loan of one Severus Snape.
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Dumbledore-
Wanna suck my lemon drops?

McGonagall-
Inside this body is a pussy dying to come out!

Flitwick-
I\'m fun sized!

Small ones are sweeter!

Madam Hooch-
Want to play find the snitch?

Hagrid-
Look at my feet! Now imagine my dick!

Peter Pettigrew-
Did you know rats can fit into any size hole?

Ron-
Happiness is a warm Weasley!

Want to find out why we call our house \"the Burrow?\"

Harry-
Want to touch me where the Dark Lord didn\'t?

I bet I\'m a natural mounting things besides broomsticks!

Hermione-
Yes, all my hair is bushy. Want to look?

Sirius Black-
There\'s a reason I\'m known as \"Snuffles.\"

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