The Author in the Chat.

Anti-litigation charm; JK Rowling owns the Harry Potter Universe, to her we bow. Warner Brothers and Various Publishers also have their own rights. We are just playing in their backyard and we promise to clean up when we have finished.

Dr Suess is also copyright and owned by people other than me. As I said I am just playing in their backyard and I do promise to clean up afterwards.

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The Author in the Chat.
By JustJeanette
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The Film did not show.
It was weeks away.
So we sat at the PC
All that cold, cold wet day.

I sat with Hermione.
We sat there, indeed.
And I said, \"How I wish
We had something to read.\"

To Late to watch Sorcerers,
Or Chambers at all.
So we sat in the study.
Reading nothing at all.

So all we could do was to
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
And we did not like it.
Not one little bit.

And then
Something went FLOO
How that FLOO made us blue.

We looked!
Then we saw her step in like that.
We looked!
And we Saw Her!
The Author in the chat.
And she said to us,
\"Why do you sit there like that?\"

I know the film does not show,
Nor new spoilers to read.
But we can have
Lots of good fun, yes indeed.

\"I know some good stories we could write,\"
Said the Author.
\"I know some new twists,\"
Said the Author in the chat.
\"A lot of good twists,
I will write them with you.
Your creator
will not mind at all if I do.\"

Then Hermione and I
Did not know what to say.
JKR was out of the house
For the day.

But our publisher said, \"No! No!
Make that Author go away.
Tell that Author in the chat.
You do not want to play.
She should not be here.
She should no abo about.
She should not be here
When JKR is out.\"
\"Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!\" said the Author in the chat.
\"My twists are not bad,\"
Said the Author like that.
\"Why, we can have
Lots of good reading you see,
With a Twist that I call,
PWP with Hermione.\"

\"Put me down!\" said the publisher.
\"This is not right at all!
Put me down! said the publisher.
\"I\'ll not see Hermione fall!\"

\"Have no fear!\" said the Author.
\"I will not let her fall.
I will romance and woo her
For it\'s in love she will fall.
With a quill in one hand!
And paper on my lap!
But that is not all I can do!\"
Said the Author. . .

\"Look at me!
Look at me now!\" said the Author.
\"With a plot-line and post
On the top of a desk!
I can string up two plots!
I can heat up the angst.
And a little sweet kiss!
And some love to the mix!
And look!
I can post it around to the fan fiction hall!
But that is not all!
Oh, no.
That is not all. . .

\"Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me now!
It is fun to write fic
But you have to know how.
I can hold up the plot.
And the angst and the love!
I can hold up these twists!
And a kiss by the lake!
I can hold up Hermione
And the dark snarky man
And look! With a puff
I can turn it to fluff.
I can fluff up the fluff
As I write the fall!
But that is not all.
Oh, no.
That is not all. . .\"

That is what the author said. . .
Then she fell on her head!
She came down with a bump
As she wrote the fall,
And Hermione and I
We saw all the words fall!

And down came the publisher too,
He fell in a heap.
He said, \"Do I like this?
Oh, no! Time to weep.
This is not a good story,\"
Said our publisher as he lit.
\"No, I do not like it,
Not one little bit!\"

\"Now look what you did!\"
said the publisher to the author.
\"Now look at this script!
Look at this! Look at that!
You wrote up a kiss,
Made it way way too deep,
You ran up the rating,
Now together they sleep.
You should not be here.
When JKR is out.
You get out of this house!\"
Said the publisher in a heap.

\"But I like it here.
Oh, I like it a lot!\"
Said the Author in the chat.
\"I\'ve got a new plot,
I will not go away.
I do not wish to go!
And so,\" said the Author in the Chat,
\"So,
so,
so. . .
I will show you
Another good writing style that I know!\"

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TBC

Jeanette. Please Review I\'d like to know what you think of this too.