Severus Snape and the Goddess of Love

Severus Snape and the Goddess of Love

Disclaimer: All Hp characters belong to JK Rowling and all Oh my goddess characters belong to Kousuke Fujishima and others who are not me, I am making no money off of this and I receive nothing in return.

Chapter one: Take out any one?

Snape paced the stone floor of the potions classroom. The students had their eyes wandering around the room nervously looking for ingredients. Some looked despairing at their notes when they realized they were illegible. One boy with messy black hair glared at the profe eve every time he passed him.

He was still a git. The war may be over, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked around. His eyes showed sadness as he saw how small the class was…even for one of Snape’s newts’ classes. He remembered the full class of his first year and the angsty, superior looks from the Slytherins. Now only one remained, Harry looked at the back of his platinum head; of coarse he acted superior enough to make up for the whole Slytherin house. His eyes wandered to the only student writing during this grueling potions final. Hermione looking Serene and confident as she finished her last test for Snape ever. Wasn’t she lucky he had to endure one more year? Harry saw Neville looking nervously between Hermione and Snape his hand reached for some feathers on his table. Weren’t Joberknoll feathers a lighter blue?

Gods one more year with these Dunderheads…at least he was losing the know-it-all. And you’re happy about this? Well at least she wouldn’t be tossing liondragon feathers in her memory potion. He glared at Neville and he bumped his cauldron, he smirked slightly. What was wrong with the boy? If he himself had not seen him defeat Mcnair at the final battle he would never believe it. Couldn’t they even brew a memory potion with some level of accuracy? Blue smoke started filling the classroom. It was impossible to tell where it was coming from.

“Longbottom isn’t smoking against the rules?” smirked Draco.

Longbottom…wonderful

Those who could see Snape saw him rub the bridge of his nose and shake his head. “Mr. Longbottom move away from your cauldron.” Snapped Snape. NeviNeville who panicked at the first sound from his feared professor dropped his whole handful of Tanuki hair into his smoking potion.

Snape’s eyes widened in panic, “Down every one now!” He shouted. Ms. Granger was heading towards him oblivious to the eminent disaster. Silly girl, he dropped pulling her under him.

“Hey!” shouted Hermione as she watched her test papers fly all over the class.

A loud explosion rocked the classroom as the caldron exploded. The caldrons on the nearby tables wavered a little but did not fall. Joberknoll feathers on various desks flew about the room.

She felt something heavy weighing her down and when she looked up all she saw was a sliver of the potions class covered in black smoke. Must have been an accident. Someone heavy was holding her down. Whoever it was, was male and not Draco. Draco had pushed her out of the way of a fatal unforgivable at the last battle. No Draco had a different scent this man smelled like herbal ingredients with a subtle note of Opium. Besides her body being thrown onto a cold dungeon floor this was kind of pleasant. Mione what are you thinking?

“You silly girl. Didn’t you see the smoke?”

No not him…and she thought he felt nice. Help. “Could you get off me Professor?” Gods that sounded wrong.

“Gladly Ms. Granger.”

Her professor pulled himself up with a sneer that only grew into a scowl and then a look of confusion.

What could confuse Snape? That was weird, what was that doing here?

What in the name of Merlin? It was a strange object in the most disgusting colors imaginable. It had a gold wheel with holes and numbers in it. A spiral cord connected part of the strange contraption to another part that rested on two hooks. Most of the students were staring at it confused some looked shocked to see such a thing. It could have been worse…Tanuki hair was highly unstable in large clumps. Ah yes Mr. Longbottom…his negligence. “Mr. Longbottom twenty five points from Gryffindor for careless handling of potions ingredients.” Neville shuddered in front of the strange contraption. A tingy irritating noise rang throughout the potions classroom. What in the name of Merlinthenthen realized he was calling on Merlin a lot this day. He scowled
“Can ne tne tell me what that…thing is?” Of course the know-it-all spoke.

“It’s a telephone professor.”

And this means what to me Ms. Granger? He raised an eyebrow. The irritating noise rang again.

“It’s a muggle communication device.”

He continued to stare into her eyes. They actually were more them brown they had gold
Flecks in them. He turned his eyes away the irritating noise persisted.

“It will continue to do that until you answer it professor.”

“Exactly how would I do that Ms. Granger?” He shook his head rubbed the bridge of his nose again. He swiftly extracted his wand from his robes and cast a silencing charm over r the irritating device. “Everyone clear your potions…considering this is the last class of the year…this experiment will not be repeated.” He saw looks of relief overtake his students faces stealthily.”…This term. I will expect a four foot scroll on the properties of Tanuki…” He stared at Mr. Longbottom and watched him cringe. “Hair, turned into me before the leaving feast. You are all dismissed.” He swept to his desk quickly ignoring the students while they cleaned up and quickly left. One more year and it would be over, one more year looking into Lily’s eyes and he’d never have to do so again.

The war had ended two months ago it had been a flash victory. Potter had been extremely lucky his friend the know-it –all had sent him that sodding invisibility cloak. When contacted by the dark lord he had been able to mingle among the death eaters unseen…in the dark lords weakened state he doubted he could even sense him. Harry as expected of any Gryffindor had taken the bait and come apparently alone to rescue the only remaining loyal member of the Marauders. As Potter was surrounded by the dark lord and his death eaters night began to fall on a full moon and chaos had fallen. The shocked look on the dark lords face when Remus had turned to a werewolf and then took a chunk out of Lucius was rather amusing. Members of Potters troublesome club, the order of the Phoenix, and one ease dropping Slytherin had appeared at the scene in the ensuing chaos the war was ended. Once Lily’s eyes left perhaps he could forgive himself, maybe the horror of his life would become memories…perhaps he would live again.


Severus spent the remaining time before dinner sitting behind his desk. ks oks of parchment sat on his desk with spiky red letters written on them. He was reading the shockingly correct answers on Mr. Longbottom\'s paper when the irritating noise from the device began again. What in the name of Merlin…silencing charm must have worn off? The Granger girl said it was some sort of communication device. How could anyone communicate with that sort of noise? What a disgusting color. He stalked the device carefully until he was in front of it. Should he just blast it to bits? How to stop it…it appeared to be in several pieces, not even thinking about it Severus picked up what looked like a decorative pipe…the ringing stopped.

She looked over the files most were of smiling younger mortals. She flipped through them smiling at the happy faces wondering in what wonderful ways a wish would affect their lives. What hopes and dreams would they have, would they wish for love or care for another. She was going to miss working for the Goddess help line but marrying Keiichi would be worth it. She flipped to the next contract; this did not have a picture of a smiling young mortal. It looked as if this man hardy ever had happiness in his life, how sad. The contract said he was thirty-eight years old and a wizard. He was formerly a Death Eater. Belldandy had never heard of a death eater so she looked at the accompanying notes.

“OH dear” the goddess said a hand was brought to her mouth. There had to be more? Why would he be approved? True he had had a hard childhood but why. As Belldandy read the rest of the contract tears slid down her cheeks. This man had never known love…how sad. The man had deep black eyes a scowl on his angular face, and two long groove lines beside a rather distinctive nose. He had shoulder length heavy black hair and a scowl on a face that could be rather intriguing if he smiled. She would make certain he had a wish…but he was a wizard. That could be a problem wizards didn’t have a phone to connect to thddesddess hotline.

Belldandy dialed the phone. The ringing continued on the phone Belldandy held. True the Goddess help line never usually called their clients but this was a special case. Belldandy had special permission to work on her final contracts from the temple. A line to the heavenly mainframe had been connected allowing her to work on her contracts on earth. One could never tell how long it would take for the ultimate force to connect her to Mr. Severus Snape. In cas cases the ultimate force had to conjure a phone in the appropriate area. Oh dear. Belldandy tried to contact the wizard for about two hours before she looked down on the file. He worked for a heavily warded school the ultimate force might have a bit of trouble with this one. Well she might give it a minute or two.

“Belle?”

She looked up. K was looking at her with a questioning look. What are you doing you’ve been on that phone for a couple hours? She heard him think.

“I’m trying to finish one of my last contracts K”

It always amazed Keiichi when she answered whatever he was thinking. “Well Bell I” he blushed a red…”Made dinner for you.” Bell was great and now that he was finished with school and had a full time rather lucrative job he wanted to treat her like the goddess she was. Maybe he should have ordered take out? But Bell always cooked for them and she deserved a break and a man who could a least cook a little.

“Oh K that’s wonderful!” Belldandy exclaimed as she rose up and threw her self into K’s arms.

K blushed redder and hugged her back ”It’s not much Bell…nothing like you’d cook its just Menudo and dessert.”

“OH Keiichi I’m sure it’ll be perfect.” Her Keiichi was the best. He must have gone through allot of trouble to make this meal for her he did have a good heart the best. She loved Keiichi with all her heart she always had ever since she first met him.

“Aww isn’t that cute?” came a drawling feminine voice from the door.

Belldandy pulled away from Keiichi.

“Hey, Don’t stop on my account. I’ve been trying to get you two love birds together forever.” She walked into the room. “ What are you cooking Bell? Smells great.”

“I’m not cooking anything Urd. Keiichi cooked” Urd’s Face froze into a straight line with unbelieving eyes. “Keiichi…. cooked”

“Hey! It’s not like I can’t.” Shouted Keiichi back.

“Give me a break” Urd drawled shrugging her shoulders and holding up a hand. “You burn water.”

“Urd.” Said Bell back sounding angry. “I’m sure it will be delicious because K cooked with his heart.”

“His heart…right” She said sarcastically. She took the phone from Bell. “You run along and eat K’s meal.” She sat down on one of the beanbags “I’ll wait for your no show to eventually answer.”

“Urd. You can’t…you don’t have the qualifications.”

“I know I know little sister…and you don’t have to remind me…I’ll just wait for your cranky wizard to answer.”

“Urd you don’t know he’s”

“Please…with a mug shot like that…I guarantee it.”

“Well alright but if you contact him you’ll get me right away.”

“Of course of course” Said Urd waiving Belldandy away. “Go get salmonella”

“Urd!”

“She doesn’t mean it,” said Keiichi taking Bell by the arm and guiding her out.

Ring…ring…. ring Iso bso bored thought Urd. Oh bother if I’m going to wait on this twit the least I can do is have some music. She turned on the radio to a rock station perfect.
Wait she thought she heard a click she picked up the phone and listened.

“What in the name of Merlin.” Came a silky dark voice from the phone.

Well she supposed she had to be polite. “Good afternoon.” She drawled back.

“What do you mean afternoon? It’s night.” The voice snarked back.

Oh snarky too thought Urd as she picked up the man’s file. She read rather quickly as her brow furrowed. Were the heavens insane to give her sister this contract? Demons would be afraid to approach this guy. Hum a red stamp…this one would be difficult like she didn’t know that already however red stamp cases usually meant a promotion. Hum this contract would be too rough for Bell. But not her. She cuddled the phone to her ear and purred. “This is the Goddess hotline…you lucky boy.”

“Madame I don’t think you know who your talking to!”

“On the contrary Severus Snape…I do.” She said in a breathy voice. “This is the Goddess…. Belldandy. I’ll be stopping in for a consultation…. personally. See you Professor.”


To be continued………..I know those hated words

AN: A Tanuki is a Raccoon Dog it has a tricksters spirit at heart