Fucking with Albus; A Sequel
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Adult ++
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4
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Fucking with Albus; A Sequel
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the property of JK Rowling, Rain Coast books, Scholastic Books, Warner Brothers and many others. I am not making money from this work. JKR is a Goddess!
Fucking with Albus
A Sequel to Fucking with Snape
Chapter One
Albus Bloody Dumbledore
Let this be your official notice that I have had it up to here with Albus Bloody Dumbledore and his twinkling demi-god ways!
I am a damned Potions master, but the man has the ability to reduce me to boyhood status by the mere offer of a lemon drop. No wonder my teeth are yellow, just look at the colour of a bloody lemon drop!
To top it all off, he is gloating about the fact that Hermione and I are a “couple” as if he had anything to do with the matter. She was the one who climbed on my lap that night and made me fuck her senseless.
I suppose that he will take credit for the entire affair and may the Gods help me if I marry her! I don’t think that his head will fit through any of the doors of this keep if a marriage were to take place, and believe me, the doors are plenty wide!
Minerva had been just as bad. At least that’s what Hermione says. It seems that Potter and Weasley were a pick nick to handle-they only fainted, well Weasley fainted Potter just gawped. Minerva, on the other hand has been, according to Mione, positively saccharine in her praises of our “couplehood”.
We are besieged with social invitations from the Weasley family as well as the families of my fellow teachers and some of the villagers. This must stop. It’s interfering with our, to be quite frank, feverish sexual activities.
Ah, the first blush of a relationship is a wonderful thing, and Hermione has yet to disappoint. She is such a willing student who truly excels at everything she sets her mind to.
Okay, okay. I love her, so stop sighing already. I am not going to wax poetic every time I speak Hermione’s name. You would think me out of character. What? Surely you don’t think that Mione and I don’t read this fan fiction stuff do you? It’s really quite amusing actually. Your imaginations never fail to amaze me!
I am, and this is the last time I shall address you out of character unless Titania bids me to do so, I have Titania to thank for the happy situation I now find myself in. This is why I am speaking to you through her. Hermione feels this way as well, but as she is busy has allowed me to tell you our story as it progresses.
You see, Albus Dumbledore and his (Titania must I use this word?) girlfriend, ugg, Minerva McGonagall are on our last nerves with their behavior.
Perhaps if we give them a dose of our own potion, so to speak, they will lay off of us. If not, we will still have the satisfaction of passing an amusing summer.
Still, we are at a loss as to what to perpetrate on the pair. I think that Albus is the perfect one to start with, but Mione thinks that Minerva should be the one. Damn it all, this is my story so I get to do things my way! Sooo…
Albus needs to be taught a lesson. I want him to know that I am fucking with him too. I must be very Slytherin in my approach and execution. I don’t want him to see it coming, but I want him to know it is I once it has begun.
Perhaps a puppy would be in order? I had meant to send him a dog for Christmas, but was too busy planning my revenge on Miss Granger. You remember the Lockhart incident? I still have nightmares over that one!
No, the puppy is too trite. Perhaps a small lust potion in the lemon drops? That is a possibility. One which would benefit both Mione and me. Albus and Minerva would be too busy shagging one another into oblivion for a few days, thus leaving Hermione and me in peace.
To take a line from my love; “Spock. I. Have. A. Plan!
A/N: this story takes place before their marriage and the birth of Axel, just in case you hadn’t figured that out.
Fucking with Albus
A Sequel to Fucking with Snape
Chapter One
Albus Bloody Dumbledore
Let this be your official notice that I have had it up to here with Albus Bloody Dumbledore and his twinkling demi-god ways!
I am a damned Potions master, but the man has the ability to reduce me to boyhood status by the mere offer of a lemon drop. No wonder my teeth are yellow, just look at the colour of a bloody lemon drop!
To top it all off, he is gloating about the fact that Hermione and I are a “couple” as if he had anything to do with the matter. She was the one who climbed on my lap that night and made me fuck her senseless.
I suppose that he will take credit for the entire affair and may the Gods help me if I marry her! I don’t think that his head will fit through any of the doors of this keep if a marriage were to take place, and believe me, the doors are plenty wide!
Minerva had been just as bad. At least that’s what Hermione says. It seems that Potter and Weasley were a pick nick to handle-they only fainted, well Weasley fainted Potter just gawped. Minerva, on the other hand has been, according to Mione, positively saccharine in her praises of our “couplehood”.
We are besieged with social invitations from the Weasley family as well as the families of my fellow teachers and some of the villagers. This must stop. It’s interfering with our, to be quite frank, feverish sexual activities.
Ah, the first blush of a relationship is a wonderful thing, and Hermione has yet to disappoint. She is such a willing student who truly excels at everything she sets her mind to.
Okay, okay. I love her, so stop sighing already. I am not going to wax poetic every time I speak Hermione’s name. You would think me out of character. What? Surely you don’t think that Mione and I don’t read this fan fiction stuff do you? It’s really quite amusing actually. Your imaginations never fail to amaze me!
I am, and this is the last time I shall address you out of character unless Titania bids me to do so, I have Titania to thank for the happy situation I now find myself in. This is why I am speaking to you through her. Hermione feels this way as well, but as she is busy has allowed me to tell you our story as it progresses.
You see, Albus Dumbledore and his (Titania must I use this word?) girlfriend, ugg, Minerva McGonagall are on our last nerves with their behavior.
Perhaps if we give them a dose of our own potion, so to speak, they will lay off of us. If not, we will still have the satisfaction of passing an amusing summer.
Still, we are at a loss as to what to perpetrate on the pair. I think that Albus is the perfect one to start with, but Mione thinks that Minerva should be the one. Damn it all, this is my story so I get to do things my way! Sooo…
Albus needs to be taught a lesson. I want him to know that I am fucking with him too. I must be very Slytherin in my approach and execution. I don’t want him to see it coming, but I want him to know it is I once it has begun.
Perhaps a puppy would be in order? I had meant to send him a dog for Christmas, but was too busy planning my revenge on Miss Granger. You remember the Lockhart incident? I still have nightmares over that one!
No, the puppy is too trite. Perhaps a small lust potion in the lemon drops? That is a possibility. One which would benefit both Mione and me. Albus and Minerva would be too busy shagging one another into oblivion for a few days, thus leaving Hermione and me in peace.
To take a line from my love; “Spock. I. Have. A. Plan!
A/N: this story takes place before their marriage and the birth of Axel, just in case you hadn’t figured that out.