The Mission: An MST

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A/N: Hey all! I\'m taking a break from \"Stuck With You\" because, well...I\'m stuck! ;p
I WILL finish that fic eventually--I promise!

Anyway, this is my first attempt at an MST. I have read a few really great Harry Potter MST\'s--one in particular by Sky Dunsmore (I think I have the name right) that I have lost track of. If anyone knows about the Dunsmore MST, please let me know! I\'d like to read it again. (btw, Dunsmore\'s MST had Harry, Ron, Draco, and Hermione as the audience viewing and commenting on the fic. Ring a bell? Snape might have been there too.)

I\'ve noticed that, on other fanfiction sites, there seems to be a proliferation of \"MST\'s\" that are nothing more than nitpicking flames and aren\'t written with much more talent than the original author. (I haven\'t noticed it here, at AFF, however.)

I do not intend my MST to fall into the latter catergory, Merlin help me! I\'m not trying to bash anyone. I was a true fan of Mystery Science Theater years ago and just love to laugh. A few typos or an author who\'s native language is different from the one their fic is written in, does not rate an MST. I, myself, have no beta and have found problems in my own work. I\'ve selected a fic from elsewhere that was obviously written by an under-age Muggle who would have no business coming over here and, therefore, would never see this. I have no interest in MSTing fics from AFF.

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SET UP: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco are all training to be aurors. The Ministry of Magic is concerened about the discovery of many works of Muggle fiction on the \"internet\" (a Muggle tool for communication) starring the fab four. The Ministry has assigned the four to watch some of these fics in the hope of finding out just who is responsible for the apparent breach of security into the Wizarding world.

The four young aurors-in-training enter a small, dark room in the bowels of the Ministry. They take their seats on the sofa facing a screen. The screen flickers to life.....

Trulymad\'s MST of:

#### the love of hate ####, or
#### The Love to Hate ####
by: #### Melekai Tae ####


Description: #### draco finds himself with and old enemy. he never expected to fall in love with her. ####

Draco (wryly): \"Gee, I wonder who *that* could be?\" *rolls eyes at Hermione* \"I never expected capitalization at the beginning of a sentence either.\"
Hermione: \"Not another one of these...like *we\'d* ever end up together!\"
Ron (a bit possessively): \"Yeah...you\'d better not...\"
Draco: *raises an eyebrow* \"Relax, Weasley. I\'m not after your girl. She\'s...er...not my type.\"
Harry: *looks quickly at Draco*

#### Chapter one

The second year at Hogwarts was done and gone, ####

Draco: \"Wheeee!\"
Harry: \"Translation: author only saw the first two *movies*.\"

#### and the Third was just beginning.
Anna stood at platforn 9 ¾, waiting for the Hogwarts Express. She had her bags packed
and on a trolly. Her owl was bellowing like nothing she had heard before.
\"Its ok, Melekai. We are going back to school. You love it there!\" She reassured
her pet.
\"Talking to animals, again, I see. Nothing has changed with you.\" Draco Malfoy teased
in his normal way. Then Anna turned around to look at him. He was quite surprised and
stunned by what he saw. Little Anna Evenstar had changed. \"All in all, you better not
get in my way.\" ####

Draco: \"Wow! Was I wrong? It\'s my old enemy....Anna?! Who\'s Anna?\" *looks confused* \"Is she a Hufflepuff? She wasn\'t mentioned in our Creator\'s books.\"
Hermione: *groans* \"She must be an original character.\"
Draco: \"Oh...ewww.\"
Ron: *relaxes*
Harry (with a chuckle): \"At least you\'re teasing her in your *normal way*!\"


#### \"Yes,\" Anna bowed down, \"Your ungreatful majesty.\" She smirked to herself, feeling a
bit of pleasure from what she had just done. No body ever talked back to any Malfoy. ####

Harry, Ron, and Hermione exchange looks.
Hermione: \"Ooh! The big, bad Malfoys! Nobody *ever* talks back to you.\"
Draco: *stares at screen*


#### \"Damnit, you\'re going to make me miss the train!\" ####

Ron: \"Dag-nabit! You, rascally wabbit!\"

#### Malfoy hurilly grabbed his bags.
Anna stepped onto the train first, which gave malfoy a bit of anger. \'Why does she have
to look so gorgeous in that muggle top?\' Malfoy thought to himself. \'No! Stop! This is
` Anna you\'re talking about, she cant be pritty. She\'slugly!\' he smiled to himself. ####

Hermione: *gags*
Draco: \"Damn Muggle top! Muggle tops are known to have powers to turn lugly witches into pritty ones! And why am I hurilly grabbing my *bags*? I have trunks and house elves to handle them.\" *shakes head*
Hermione: \"I don\'t care to hear about your house elves, Malfoy.\"


#### \"Ah, room 6.\" Anna entered into the small train - room ####

Harry (with a dreamy, far-away expression): \"Ahh, yes. Room six! Good ol\' train - room six!\"

#### and made herself comfy. Soon
after, a confused Malfoy joined her.
\"I think you have the wrong room, Mudblood. This is room 6. I have room six.\" He
violently set things down on the chair.
\"No, I have room six. Doesn\'t matter anyway, all the rest are full. Looks like it\'ll
be you and me.\" She had fun teasing Malfoy, since that was the only thing he did at
school. ####

Hermione: \"That\'s the only thing you do at school? Tease yourself?\"
Draco: \"Only in the wee hours, my dear.\" *wriggles eyebrows*
Ron: \"Shut it, Malfoy!\"


#### \"Three bloody hours with you!?\" Malfoy slammed back into the chair. \'Oh great. Just
my luck, stuck with the one person you don\'t want to get stuck with.\' He thought to
himself.
Just then, the Trolly Master came by the room. ####


Harry: \"Hey! The Trolly Master! Good Guy.
Ron: \"I don\'t remember a Trolly Master.\"


#### \"Is it only you two in here?\" His deep voice rang threw the small room.
\"Yes it is, unfortunatly.\" Malfoy sulked in his chair.
\"Well, I am sorry to ask, but may I store these packages in here? All the other rooms
are full. Thanks much!\" The Trolly Master brought six or seven large and small packages
into the room and plopped them next to Anna. She shot up from her seat, seeing that there
was no room for her there. She tried stepping back to sort the packages, but lost her
footing and fell. With normal reflexes, ####


Harry: \"With *normal* reflexes? Is that like *normal* teasing?\"


#### Malfoy reached out and caught the tripping girl.
He stood up, still holding on to the young Slytheren girl. ####


Draco: \"Slytheren? So, Anna\'s a *Slytheren*...that explains it.\"


#### She, also stood up, keeping
her hands on Malfoy\'s chest. For a long time the both stood there, looking at each other.
She couldn\'t belive Malfoy even had a heart, let alone compation to catch someone as
they fell. Malfoy couldn\'t belive how beautiful Anna had grown over the summer.
When their senses came bao tho them, they both let go of each other.
\"What are you trying to do, seduce me? Your trickery will not work on me.\" ####


Draco (overly dramatic): \"Miss Anna Evenstar, are you trying to seduce me?\"
Harry: \"Trickery?\" *snickers*
Hermione: \"Anna\'s pulling out all the stops, Malfoy. A sexy Muggle top *and* trickery.\"
Ron: \"That\'s how you won me, \'Mione.\"
Hermione: *hits Ron*


#### Malfoy sat
back down, and Anna sat next to him. \"Exuse me, but I am sitting her Mudblood.\"
\"If you had noticed, my seat is taken by a bunch of boxes.\" She settled herself in the
chair. Soon, both of the two had fallen asleep. In the trickery of dreams, ####


Draco: \"Trickery! It\'s that damn trickery again!\"
Harry: \"Ahh, but this is the \'trickery of dreams\'....much trickery-er.\"
Hermione: *looks up \"trickery of dreams\" in D.A.D.A textbook*

#### Malfoy laid
his hand across Anna\'s waist, and Anna had her head rested on Malfoy\'s shoulder with
her arm across his chest.
Several hours had passed, and Malfoy woke up. He noticed the position that the two
were sitting in. He gasped to himself, then shifted a little in his seat. This also
made Anna stir in her\'s. She arched her back slightly so her chest was pressed into
Malfoy\'s. He gave himself a smile, and then layed his head on top of Anna\'s. He then
lifted his head again, because of discomfort, meeting his chin with a small kiss
from Anna. He looked down at her, and realised she was still asleep. \'Damnit, Draco
Malfoy. Get yourself together. This is Anna, mudblood to them all. ####


Ron: \"Get a hold of yourself, man!\"
Hermione: \"Yeah! And stop talking to yourself in the third-person!\"
Draco (head in hands): \"It\'s that Muggle top and trickery, damnit!\"


#### You hate her.
But why does she have to look so sexy?\' He could almost see down her low-cut shirt,
but then looked away. \'Stop being a fool. She\'s only a girl.\'####


Harry: *smirks at Draco*
Draco: *blushes*

#### Soon after Malfoy\'s talk with himslef, Anna woke up. He immediately took his hand off
of her waist.
\"Get off of me, mudblood.\" He shoved her away. She shifted around and then stood up.
She stood, looking out at the passing world, and streched. She raised her arms above
her head, revealing her pale, soft skin. Malfoy stood up and wrapped his arms around
her bare skinned stomache.
\"Did you know that you kissed me in your sleep?\" He teased and blew in her ear.
\"Get off me, and no I didn\'t.\" she wiggled her way out of his grasp. She thought to
herself, \'But, looking like that, Malfoy, I wouldn\'t mind it.\'
\"What, are you scared of a little kiss?\" he seductivly licked her neck. He heard a
small, faint grown at the back of Anna\'s neck. ####


Hermione: *jaw drops* \"Her neck grew....faintly? And you heard it?\"
Draco: \"What can I say? I have excellent hearing.\"


#### \"Did ya like that? I bet you did…\" ####


Harry: \"Yeah, Malfoy...talk dirty to me.\"
Ron: *raises eyebrow at Harry*
Harry: *blushes*
Draco: *smirks at Harry*

#### \"Malfoy, get off of me. And I am not scared of a simple kiss.\" She turned to face him,
finding him already right behind her. ####

Ron: \"Dude! You\'ve got Matrix moves and shit.\"

#### \"Is that so?\" he put his hands on her shoulders and moved them down to her waist.
He thought that her body felt so good underneeth his hands. He could feel her breath
quickening. With a smirk on his face, he touched his lips to hers.
She didn\'t know what to think. Malfoy was kissing her. Anna and malfoy had been
enemies since their first year. When their lips parted, Malfoy serpantly slipped his
tounge into her mouth. She then joined it with hers. Anna started to kiss Malfoy
passionatly back, not mentaly knowing what she was doing. When her mind decided to
start working again, she pushed Malfoy away.
\"What are you doing?!\" She stepped back, hitting the window of the train.
\"If I remember correctly, you started kissing my back with a force, too!\" ####


Ron (with tears in his eyes): She kissed your back with a force?\"
Hermione: \"Just what position were you in?\"
Harry: *blushes*
Draco: \"I have a nice back, I guess.\"


#### Malfoy
licked his lips and looked deep into Anna\'s crystal blue eyes, which by now were
turning dark.
\"You forced yourself upon me, Draco. ####


Draco (shocked): I did not! I was you, Anna, with your Muggle top and your trickery!\"


#### I would never do such a thing.\" She hadnt
realised that she called Malfoy by his first name. \'Draco…\' she thought to herself.
\"What? You just called me Draco. No one calls me Draco unless they are family. And
the last time I checked, you were not family. You, you are a MUDBLOOD.\" Malfoy licked
his lips again, \'Damn she tastes good. Why does it have to be her, though.\'
Anna plopped herself down on the chair, a tear running down her cheek. Malfoy sat
directly behind her, so his chest was in her back. ####


Hermione: \"Wow; that must have been uncomfortable!\"
Ron: I never realized that Hogwarts Express had so many *chairs*.\"


#### He took in a long breath, smelling
the sweet scent of her hair. \"Why must you always call me names?\" Anna turned to look
at Malfoy.
\"\'Cause it\'s what you are.\" He said with and evil tone, looked her up and down, and
resided his hands on her tiny waist.
\"I do not like it. It hurts me. I know you are going to get so much satisfaction from
hearing that, but it needs to be said. I hate you, Draco Malfoy.\" Several more tears
ran down Anna\'s face. Malfoy pulled her in close and hugged her. Anna pulled away to
speak, but was muffled but another kiss. Her lips were crushed but Malfoy\'s, but this
time she did not pull away so soon. She, actually, was the first to slide her tounge
into Malfoy\'s mouth. They wrestled with their tounges for a while ####


Ron: Woot! Tongue wrestling! *grabs a bag of popcorn*


#### before Malfoy pulled
away. ####


Ron: \"Awww, Malfoy! You git!\"

#### \"Anna\" He was trying to say something to make her feel guiltly for just kissing the guy
whom she hates most, but no words came when a sudden impact was upon him. ####


Harry: \"Holy shit! The train crashed!?\"
Hermione: \"Hmm...maybe the Trolly Master came back?\"
Draco: *shrugs*


#### He felt his
shirt tighten, and his lips felt warm. ####


Ron: \"Malfoy! You\'re morphing into the Hulk!\"
Draco: \"I have no idea what you\'re talking about, Weasley.\"
Hermione: \"It\'s probably just gas.\"
Draco: *sneers*


#### He gentally moved his hands from from her waist,
up to her where her arms were outstreched, clenching his shirt. As their tounges
played, ####


Ron: \"\'Tis nice when tongues get along like that!\"
Hermione: *sighs* \"Yeah...even a pureblood tongue and a mudblood tongue can play.\"


#### Anna\'s hands were clawing at Malfoy\'s back. They were quite a distance apart
on seatseat, so Anna decided to move in closer. She sat on one leg, while the other
was stratled arcoss Malfoy\'s legs.####


Ron: \"I\'m confused; is this girl a gymnist?
Hermione: \"We need a chart or something.\" *starts to sketch on a napkin*



#### Malfoy thought to himself, \'Damn this chick knows how to kiss. I would pull away again,
just to see the reaction on her face.\' ####


Draco: \"Bloody hell! It\'s like the author is right inside my brain, man! I\'m so freaked! That\'s *exactly* how I think to myself.\"


#### He felt her leg on his, and moved an arm down
to her thight. ####


Harry: \"You go right for the \'thight\'! On a first date?\"
Draco: \"This dosen\'t exactly constitute a \'date,\' Potter--but, yeah, I\'ll go right for the thight! Why waste any time.\"


#### \'Holy shit…Anna Evenstar had her leg on mine…and oh my, does her ass feel
nice!\' he thought as he moved his hand along her backside to lay his hand on her thigh.
As soon as he had done this, the train halted to a stop. This forced Malfoy to fall back
onto the chair. He noticed Anna was on top of him. ####


Ron: \"Helloooo, there!\"
Hermione: \"You just noticed that Anna\'s on top of you?\"
Draco: \"Hey, I was concentrating on her \'thight\', okay!\"


#### She had stopped kissing him and also
realized she was sitting on him. ####


Harry: \"You two are not really aware of yourselves, are you?\"
Draco: \"I guess she was concentrating on my \'thight\' also. It\'s pretty big, after all.\"
Harry: *blushes*


#### She quickly jumped off.
\"Little Anna isnt so little, is she?\" Malfoy said, licking his lips. ####


Hermione: \"Ewww! What was that, Malfoy?\"
Draco: \"I don\'t know!
Ron: *squints eyes at screen* \"That\'s the end! There\'s no more!\"

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco rejoice, hugging each other and jumping up and down. Harry and Draco hug each other a bit longer than the rest.

Hermione: \"Most of the information in this...story...is wrong, but there is still enough truth in it to lead me to believe that there is a spy, or spies, at work in the Wizarding world. I just have no idea who it could be.\"
Ron: \"Does that mean...\"
Hermione: \"Yes...\"
Draco: \"Noooo!\"
Harry: \"What? What is it?\"
Hermione: *shudders* \"We\'re going to have to keep watching these...stories....until we can figure out how the information is leaking out!\"
Harry: \"NOOOO!\"

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A/N: Well, maybe. It\'s up to you, readers. Should I continue this?
Also, I can\'t tell if my (####) format for this MST is reader-friendly....I\'ve been staring at it for too long!