The Luckiest Man on Earth

The Luckiest Man on Earth

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and no trademark infringement is intended or implied - not to say that I would not like to but please do not sue.

This story is a sequel to The Last Man on Earth. In that story, Marcus Flint and Katie Bell fell in lust and then eventually in love. I do recommend you read that story before you start to read this one. But I am trying to make it not strictly necessary. Here’s a quick run down on who is who as far as main characters go.

Marcus Flint: Slytherin Quidditch captain and all around bad boy. He loves Katie Bell and they are about to be married in part because Katie is pregnant. Had a psycho ex-girlfriend that tried to off Katie by pushing her down a flight of stairs (Billy Bletchley). Other ex–lovers include a Ravenclaw bookworm named Persephone Stebbins, his father’s ex-mistress named Mellisande Avery and other countless Ravenclaw witches.

Katie Bell: Gryffindor chaser, pregnant and engaged witch. Madly in love with Marcus Flint. Had flings with Wood, Diggory and Davies but that was pre –Flint.

Adrian Pucey: Slytherin chaser, lover of countless witches and a few wizards, Marcus’s mate. He has recently pledged his fidelity to Angelina Johnson.

Terrence Higgs: Slytherin chaser, tart, and confused git. Has long string of lovers that include Angelina Johnson, Adrian Pucey and Alicia Spinnet. Has tortured relationship with Alicia Spinnet.

Angelina Johnson: Gryffindor chaser, mate of Katie’s, ex-girlfriend of Fred Weasley. Currently being corrupted by Slytherin bad boy Adrian and had furtive secret fling with Terry Higgs.

Alicia Spinnet: temperamental Gryffindor chaser, currently torturing Terry Higgs by shagging him senseless one minute and breaking up with him the next. Has had fling with Adrian.

Aurelius Flint: Marcus’s father, suave aristocrat, and unfaithful husband. Lucius Malfoy and he are cousins, rivals and occasional friends. Married his wife for her money, so he says.

Natalya Flint: Marcus’s mother, sweet and oblivious wife, and gracious hostess. Also enormously wealthy.

Rowan Bell: Katie’s father, former professional Quidditch player and ministry lawyer. Not very comfortable with the fact that Marcus is shagging his little girl.

Isolde Bell: Katie’s mother. Is currently an emotional mess what with the huge wedding coming up and the pregnant sixteen-year-old daughter. What will the neighbors say?

Owen Bell: Katie’s 28-year-old brother, auror and married man. Has son Rowan and wife, Isabelle. Is the calm brother.

Rhys Bell: Katie’s 25-year-old brother, professional Quidditch player. Is Not Happy with the thought that his baby sister has been knocked up. Intends to discuss situation with said knocker upper ASAP.

The Slytherins: Alec MacIntyre (senior seventh year Slytherin who will be marrying a girl he’s never met in a couple of months), Angus Derrick, Tarquin (yes I have changed his name) Bole, Chris Warrington, Draco Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy, Mariah MacDuff.

The Gryffindors: Fred and George Weasley, Oliver Wood, Lee Jordan, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter (although Harry and Ron are only on the edges of this story. Being oblivious gits, they haven’t realized that the Katie marrying Flint is Katie Bell).

So there you have it so on with the show:

Chapter 1: How Do I Love Thee

Friday Evening: April 20th, 1994

Katie gave an excited smile as she made her way down to the Slytherin dungeons. She had just been to see Pomfrey and she gave her a clean bill of heath. Everything was normal as it could be seeing as there was a child currently lodged beneath her heart.

Marcus’s baby. Sometimes Katie could still not believe that she was going to have his baby. Crazy. Crazier still is that she was so thrilled and happy. She quickened her pace.

The last week had been hectic but as unstressful as Marcus could make it. He had owled his mother to tell her that he did not want anyone bothering Katie with trivialities. He must have sounded dire because she hadn’t even had to answer the avalanche of owls and engagement gifts that threatened to engulf her every morning during owl post. Marcus had every card and letter forwarded to Flint Manor where he said his mother would take care of it.

Katie arrived in the Slytherin common room in good time. After Marcus had dealt with the initial protests, no Slytherin objected to Katie slipping into the dungeons every now and again.

Katie knocked on the door to Marcus’s room carefully. She didn’t want to come upon Terrence Higgs or Adrian Pucey nude. Marcus tended to frown on those sorts of accidents.

Marcus flung opened the door and smiled as he saw Katie standing there looking so healthy. He felt his heart give a thump as he looked her her glowing face. She was just so beautiful.

“Are you ready to go to the Library, love,” asked Marcus with a grin. He frowned when her face fell. “What’s wrong?”

“Can’t we stay in,” asked Katie with a slight frown. “We haven’t been alone in ages.”

“I have NEWTS to study for Katie. I plan on actually going this time,” said Marcus. “Besides, I think it best if we refrain from too much over-exertion for now.”

“What do you mean by overexertion,” asked Katie with a slight frown.

“I think that it would be wise, Katie not to push certain aspects of our relationship,” said Marcus carefully.

“Does that mean no sex,” asked a flabbergasted Katie as she stood there with her hands on her hips.

“For now,” said Marcus firmly. He jumped as Katie reached out and grabbed his groin.

“But won’t your Slytherin snake miss me,” asked Katie innocently as her fingers began to lightly pet him.

“Merlin Katie,” said Marcus weakly. “I’m trying to be the good one in this relationship for once.”

“I bet your snake will miss me,,” said Katie wickedly. “And my tongue amongst other body parts.”

“Yes,” hissed Marcus as he wrenched away from Katie’s seeking fingers. He reached out and grabbed Katie’s face and pulled her closer. He claimed her mouth in a steamy passionate kiss before letting her go. “That kiss is to let you know that I fancy you like mad and I would like nothing better than to ravish you all afternoon. But I really have to study. You can help.”

“I wish your mates could hear you now,” said Katie in consternation.

“They are gone to Alec’s room doing Merlin knows what,” said Marcus with a grin. “I don’t know but it involves Hufflepuffs and a bottle of very expensive whiskey.”

“I wore something for you,” said Katie naughtily.

“Stockings?” said Marcus with a hopeful expression. He then visibly shook himself. “Really kitten, we have to go.”

“Silk stockings with garters,” said Katie with a seductive smile as she showed Marcus by pulling up her robe indecently high.

“Merlin,” swallowed Marcus. He looked at her long legs and the thin black lace stockings and gave a shiver as his penis thickened.

“I’d say your Slytherin snake is quite happy to see me,” said Katie with a smirk as she eyed his stiffening erection.

“What else do you have on,” said Marcus thickly as he reached out and stroked her waist with a possessive hand.

“Not a thing,” said Katie as she licked her lips. She sensed that she had him weak and cornered. “Except the perfume you gave me.”

“You naughty sexy witch,” said Marcus with a heartfelt groan. His other hand ran down her robe. All he could feel was unfettered flesh under the material. His entire body tightened with awareness.

“When did you get this aggressive kitten,” asked Marcus huskily.

Katie stepped into his arms and reached up to lick his lower lip. Marcus captured her mouth and they kissed frantically for long heated minutes.

“If you are good,” said Katie huskily as she stepped away from Marcus and dropped her robe. “You can use the stockings later.”

“For what?” asked Marcus distractedly as her black stockings and otherwise completely nude body captivated him. He watched hungrily as she reclined on her back on his bed.

“To tie me up with, of course,” said Katie with a purr. “Are you coming to bed?”

Marcus tore off his clothes and joined her on the bed a heartbeat later. He ran a possessive hand up her thigh.

“Katie,” said Marcus as he reached down to lick at her nipple. “I’m really sorry but foreplay will have to come later. My snake is very hungry.”

His clever fingers delved into her wet cleft. “So wet and ready kitten,” growled Marcus as she parted her legs for him as he swiftly settled his hips in the cradle of her thighs.

Katie gave a sigh of relief as he slid inside her with a twist of his hips. She wrapped her legs around his waist as Marcus began to thrust inside her with long slow strokes.

“Those garters are driving me mad,” panted Marcus as he thrust deep inside her. Katie wriggled underneath his driving body and was rewarded with another heartfelt groan from Marcus.

“No more nonsense about no sex,” whispered Katie in Marcus’s ear.

“Katie,” panted Marcus as his hips moved faster. “You can seriously slap me if I ever say something that daft again.”

Katie gave his heaving tight arse a teasing swipe and Marcus swelled inside of her. Katie gave him another swipe and then purred in his ear, “I just remembered how much you liked your spanking last time. Merlin, I can feel you getting larger.”

“Katie,” groaned Marcus. “You are so pervy.”

“You like me this way,” said Katie as she urged him to thrust harder and faster inside her. She could feel the now familiar surges of pleasure rock her body. Her body shook with waves of pleasure as Marcus steadily drove her higher and higher. As the last tingle left her body, she wriggled under his still thrusting body. His erection was enormous and rock hard.

“Marcus,” moaned Katie. His big callused hands were squeezing and fondling her breasts. She could how how aroused he was from his pounding heart to his rough passionate hands on her body.

“Kitten,” growled Marcus. “I am going to come on your pretty tits.”

With that pronouncement Marcus pulled out of her and quickly straddled her torso. Katie helped him by caressing the sensitive wet sticky head of his penis as Marcus pumped his shaft eagerly. A few moments later, Marcus was spurting against her breasts and groaning. His head was thrown back in pleasure as he came long and hard. He collapsed on top of Katie a second later.

Katie caressed his back as he panted on top of her. His weight felt delicious.

“Katie,” said Marcus huskily. “Did you mean it when you said I could tie you up?”

“Here I thought you wanted to be the good one,” said Katie with a giggle.

“Maybe we shouldn’t,” said Marcus with a slight frown. He touched her stomach with a worried look at Katie. “My daughter might not-“

“Marcus,” interrupted Katie. “The book said we could still fool around for months still.”

“I know,” said Marcus. He looked unconvinced.

“Should I ask Pomfrey then,” asked Katie with a raised eyebrow.

“Hell no,” said Marcus aghast.

“My mother or your mother?” persisted Katie.

“If you’re going to go that far kitten,” said Marcus with a snort. “Why don’t you ask your father?”

Katie gave a horrified look at Marcus. Then they both laughed and leaned back in the four poster bed. Their limbs intertwined and they began to exchange soft kisses.

“Speaking of family,” said Katie. “My brothers are coming to Hogsmeade tomorrow. They want to meet you. For some reason, Rhys said my presence would not be needed.” Katie gave Marcus a quizzical look.

“You are coming to protect me,” said Marcus firmly. He had a very good idea of why the Bell brotherntednted to see him alone.

“Protect you from who?” asked Katie. A look of comprehension flooded her face. “They wouldn’t dare!”

“I don’t blame them love,” said Marcus as he lightly tweaked her pink nipple. “After all, I did put you up the duff.”

“What?” asked Katie.

“I got yoegnaegnant,” clarified Marcus. “Which means that you and I have had sex once or twice.”

“Today,” snorted Katie. “Besides I can remember being six and telling girls in the floo that Rhys or Owen were not home right now as they coached me from the other room. Those two hypocrites.”

“Please don’t leave me alone with them,” said Marcus. “My teeth and nose have already had a lot of work done on them. My father will go barmy if I needed more.”

“Sorry,” said Katie as she kissed his nose. “I can’t believe it broke so easily last year. I swear I didn’t deliberately throw that quaffle at your nose.”

“Sweet little liar,” said Marcus as he bit her neck. A callused hand ran up her silk covered thigh. He unsnapped a garter and with a wicked grin asked, “So can I tie you up anywhere?”

“And you call me pervy,” said Katie as she wrapped her arms around her lover.

Alec MacIntyre’s Dorm Room:

“Merlin Alec,” said Tarquin Bole as he took a swig of the expensive old whiskey that he swiped from his father during Yule. “Why do you get your own room?”

“I’m Snape’s favorite,” said Alec smugly.

Howls of protest came from the Slytherin boys lounged around the room.

“He’s right,” said Terrence Higgs as he poured himself another dram of whiskey. “Snape think sunshine comes from Alec’s arse. He blames Adrian and me for corrupting his perfect Alec in the last few months.”

“He’s also the seventh year prefect,” said Tarquin with a grin. “Tell me Alec, was it absolutely mortifying to lose Head Boy to that Gryffindork Percy Weasley.”

Alec’s eye twitched.

“Don’t be so tactless Tarquin,” said Adrian with a shake of his head.

“I don’t need tact,” said Tarquin with a self-deprecating grin. “I have galleons.”

“And modesty,” said Derrick with a grin at his best mate.

“And hopefully another bottle of this outstanding whiskey,” said Warrington.

“Chris Warrington, I still cannot believe you are here,” said Adrian with a smirk. “Your witch let you go out with your mates for once in your life?”

“I don’t see Marcus,” said Chris with an exaggerated look around the room.

“Probably he’s rolling around his silk sheets with Katie Bell as we speak,” said Derrick.

Everybody in the room nodded their agreement.

“Tarquin,” said Alec with a light in his fine grey eyes. “I was absolutely furious at the time but something made me feel ever so much better later - last month, in fact.”

“What?” a Ter Terry curiously. He and Alec were the other candidates for Head Boy for this year.

“I shagged Penelope Clearwater,” said Alec with a smirk. “I nodded and sympathized with her as she went on and on about how Percy was neglecting her. I had her pants off before she knew it. And let me just say, she enjoyed every minute.”

The Slytherins snickered in amusement.

“Let’s just say that Marcus was right about how pervy bookworms are, all right,” said Alec with a sly smile.

“I nicked a couple of more bottles of this fine whiskey,” said Tarquin as he gave an apologetic look at Alec. Alec shrugged and raised his glass.

“Won’t your father notice it is gone,” asked Terry.

“Nope,” said Tarquin. “If he does, I’ll blame my lovely mother or one of her ‘flying instructors’.”

“I’ll be back,’ said Alec as he got to his feet. “I have to go get the entertainment.”

“Entertainment?” asked Warrington with surprise.

“Don’t worry,” said Tarquin. “I’m sure your witch will never find out about Alec’s ummmm…. guests.”

“Naked guests?” asked Terry with a grin.

“I’m sure that is how they will end up,” said Tarquin.

Chris gave Adrian a worried look.

“Don’t worry mate,” said Adrian. “I’ll have your back. My witch will go mad if I lay a finger on another witch too.”

Gryffindor Common Room:

Alicia heaved an impatient sigh. She had looked everywhere for Terry tonight. A rumour about a debauched Slytherin party had reached her ears but she dismissed it as idle gossip.

“I’ll ask Katie,” thought Ally. “She’s in the dungeons tonight. She would know where Terry ended up. Maybe I’ll see him tomorrow.”

“Ally,” asked George as he sidled up to her on the couch.

“Hiya,” said Ally as she smiled at George. He had been annoyed with her recently but he had warmed up in the last few days.

“Are you going to Hogsmeade,” asked George diffidently.

“Yes,” said Ally cheerily. “Katie and Marcus are going as well. Angelina and I are meeting up with them later for a drink.”

“You just called Flint by his first name,” pointed out George with a shudder.

“Katie has been my friend for ages,” said Ally with a frown. “She’s marrying the Slytherin so get used to it. Marcus is his name. He’s quite funny once you get to know him.”

“Okay,” said George with a confused look at Alicia. He shook his head then asked bright as brass, “Want to go to Hogsmeade with me?”

“Merlin,” thought a surprised Alicia. “George is asking me on a date!”

“Yes,” said Alicia before she could stop herself.

Ever since George had caught her in flagrante with Terry, Alicia had been searching for a way to apologize. Ally paled as she realized that she had just agreed to go on a date when her only purpose in going to Hogsmeade was to find and talk to Terrence Higgs. She was such a prat.


Next Chapter: A very interesting visit to Hogsmeade.