Shag Me If I'm Wrong...

Semus laughed. \"Really Harry? I didn\'t know that. I just assumed that with your legendary status, you would have had tons of girls. Ginny was really your first?\"

Harry nodded and looked at the floor. Ron frowned. \"That\'s about enough of that. I don\'t want to hear about my little sisters love life.\" He looked around the room. \"What about you Neville? Who was your first?\"

Neville blushed and looked into the fireplace. He mumbled something. Ron shook his head. \"No good mate. You gotta be proud of it.\" Neville looked up. \"It was a girl in my neighborhood. She was older.\"

The boys were wasting time sitting in the Common Room. The Hols had started that day and those students that were going home wouldn\'t be doing so until the morning. They had decided to waste their night.

Hermione walked into the room. She smiled at her friends. \"Hey guys. What\'s up?\" Harry shrugged. \"Just talking. Wanna join?\" She nodded and perched on the arm of his chair. \"What are you talking about?\"

Semus shrugged. \"This and that. Whose turn is it? Neville just went, I\'ve already told, so has Harry.\" He smiled. \"How about you Hermione?\" She frowned. \"What about me?\" He smiled and winked at Ron. \"Who was your first?\"

Hermione bit her lip. \"Guys, come on. Isn\'t there something else we could talk about? This sort of discussion is below us.\"

Ron laughed. \"Come on Hermione. Don\'t be a prude. You can tell everybody about us. I won\'t be embarrassed.\" He looked around the room. \"I was her first. I taught her everything I know.\"

Hermione snorted. \"Is that why it only took two minutes? For your information, Ron, you were not my first. I just told you that to make you feel better.\" She smiled at his expression. \"If you really want to know, my first was Neville.\"

The guys looked at him. His face was red. Hermione moved from Harry\'s chair to sit with Neville. She kissed his cheek. \"Neville, maybe you could tell the boys a few things. I especi enj enjoyed that thing you did right before I exploded.\"

Ron was livid. \"Neville Longbottom was better than me? I don\'t believe it!\" He looked around the room. \"I want proof.\"

Hermione sighed. \"See Neville, this is why we didn\'t say anything to him. I knew he would overreact.\" Neville just nodded. Hermione looked at Ron. \"All right, fine. You want proof? I think we can do that.\"

Harry shook his head. \"Oh no. What do you have in mind Hermione?\"

She smiled. \"Just a little challenge to settle once and for all who is the \"Gryffindor Stud\". Ok, here\'s the deal. Neville and Ron have to go after their sperate crushes.\" She conjured up a paper and quill. She scratched a few sentences onto the paper. \"Ok, whoever gets their crush, and I\'m sure we all know what I mean by \'getting them\', wins the challenge and title of Gryffindor Stud. Are you still in?\"

Ron nodded. \"But how will we know who wins?\" Hermione finished her writing and pulled out her wand. She waved it over the paper and smiled. \"There. When you sign this, your name will be black. If you sleep with your crush, your name will turn gold. Is that simple enough for you?\"

Ron took the quill from her and read the paper. He smiled. \"This shouldn\'t be that hard.\" He signed his name at the bottom. \"Well, come on Neville. You aren\'t chicken are you?\"

Neville looked at Hermione. She smiled. \"Go on Neville. I know you have a chance.\" He picked up the quill and signed the paper. She smiled as she picked up the contract. Ron took it from her.

He looked at it and then at her. \"You know Hermione, since this was your idea, I think it\'s unfair that you aren\'t involved. What do you say? Think you\'re man enough?\"

Hermione grabbed the parchment from him. \"No, I\'m not man enough.\" She grinned. \"I\'m woman enough though.\" She signed the paper and folded it. \"Now, the fun begins.\"