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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,820
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Aw Fuck
11:30 pm, Harry\'s London Flat.
\"I\'m not buying anymore chocolate chips because you lot just eat them right out of the bag.\" Harry complained, tossing an empty bag of baking chips on the counter with a look of disgust at the two blonde Slytherins sprawled on his living room furniture, watg TVg TV listlessly.
\"I hate you Potter.\" Draco informed him.
\"I love you too, Malfoy.\" Harry said, tossing a empty eggshell in the trash. Blaise had been cooking again, there were more on the floor. Harry wondered if they would starve without him coming home every night to make them decent meals.
Blaise got up and brushed crumbs off himself. Looking pointedly at Harry and Draco, he took off the oversize button-front shirt snicked from Harry\'s drawer.
It wal hel he was wearing. Naked, he swung his hips enticingld hed headed for Harry\'s bedroom in blatant invitation.
\"Wow, Zabini\'s fuckable.\" Harry noted, forgetting cleaning up the kitchen anytime soon.
Draco rolled to his feet. \"Yeah, let\'s both have at him. I get ass.\"
\"No, I want ass. You had it last time.\" Harry said, blocking the doorway and glaring at Draco.
\"I want to bottom, dammit!\" Draco scowled.
They leapt at one another, and wrestled wildly, growling insults.
\"Will somebody just fuck me already?\" Blaise requested, coming to the doorway.
Harry and Draco looked up at him, then each grabbed an ankle. He went down with a squeak.
Minutes later, in the corner of the tiny livingroom, the three men flopped atop one another and panted.
\"You know, Potter-\" Draco began.
hut hut up Draco.\" Blaise told him, sitting up.
Draco glared at his cousin. \"Make me, Zabini.\"
Harry scrambled up onto the couch as Blaise flew through the air and tackled Draco.
More grunting and grappling ensued.
\"Not the face!\" Draco shrieked.
\"Shut the fuck up, Draco.\" Harry said, watching.
\"Oh yes the face!\" Blaise said with glee, shoving Draco\'s head into his crotch.
\"Well, that\'s not what I meant, but it\'ll do.\" Draco set to.
Harry\'s laughing was interrupted by a case of the hiccups, which inspired more laughter, compounding the problem.
Sirius yelled from the bedroom, sounding irritated, \"Some of us are trying to sleep!\"
\"And some of us are trying to get laid!\" Blaise shot back.
\"I\'m a guest!\"
\"I\'m getting head!\"
\"...Alright. You win.\"
Harry fell off the couch with a thud. And hiccuped.
-END-
\"I\'m not buying anymore chocolate chips because you lot just eat them right out of the bag.\" Harry complained, tossing an empty bag of baking chips on the counter with a look of disgust at the two blonde Slytherins sprawled on his living room furniture, watg TVg TV listlessly.
\"I hate you Potter.\" Draco informed him.
\"I love you too, Malfoy.\" Harry said, tossing a empty eggshell in the trash. Blaise had been cooking again, there were more on the floor. Harry wondered if they would starve without him coming home every night to make them decent meals.
Blaise got up and brushed crumbs off himself. Looking pointedly at Harry and Draco, he took off the oversize button-front shirt snicked from Harry\'s drawer.
It wal hel he was wearing. Naked, he swung his hips enticingld hed headed for Harry\'s bedroom in blatant invitation.
\"Wow, Zabini\'s fuckable.\" Harry noted, forgetting cleaning up the kitchen anytime soon.
Draco rolled to his feet. \"Yeah, let\'s both have at him. I get ass.\"
\"No, I want ass. You had it last time.\" Harry said, blocking the doorway and glaring at Draco.
\"I want to bottom, dammit!\" Draco scowled.
They leapt at one another, and wrestled wildly, growling insults.
\"Will somebody just fuck me already?\" Blaise requested, coming to the doorway.
Harry and Draco looked up at him, then each grabbed an ankle. He went down with a squeak.
Minutes later, in the corner of the tiny livingroom, the three men flopped atop one another and panted.
\"You know, Potter-\" Draco began.
hut hut up Draco.\" Blaise told him, sitting up.
Draco glared at his cousin. \"Make me, Zabini.\"
Harry scrambled up onto the couch as Blaise flew through the air and tackled Draco.
More grunting and grappling ensued.
\"Not the face!\" Draco shrieked.
\"Shut the fuck up, Draco.\" Harry said, watching.
\"Oh yes the face!\" Blaise said with glee, shoving Draco\'s head into his crotch.
\"Well, that\'s not what I meant, but it\'ll do.\" Draco set to.
Harry\'s laughing was interrupted by a case of the hiccups, which inspired more laughter, compounding the problem.
Sirius yelled from the bedroom, sounding irritated, \"Some of us are trying to sleep!\"
\"And some of us are trying to get laid!\" Blaise shot back.
\"I\'m a guest!\"
\"I\'m getting head!\"
\"...Alright. You win.\"
Harry fell off the couch with a thud. And hiccuped.
-END-