Yay For Fat British Schoolboy Lurve
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,932
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Yay For Fat British Schoolboy Lurve
Yay For Fat British Schoolboy Lurve
by Anu (anubeta@lycos.com)
Crabbe/Goyle, rated PG - thank GOD!
;D
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Crabbe sat up with a grunt. Cupcake. Muffin. Where were his covers?
It was cold in here.
Something snored next to him. Draco?
He put out and hand and encountered no grease-slick hair, and his paw was not slapped. Goyle, then.
He fumbled for his wand, and found it near his feet.
\"Lumos.\"
Feeble light revealed why he was so cold. \"I\'m naked!\" He sputtered.
Goyle rolled over and blinked at the light.
Well, he wasn\'t the only naked one.
On second glance, Crabbe scowled. Lucky Goyle. He\'d always wanted one like that.
\"Golly.\" Goyle said.
Crabbe thought it an understatement.
\"Why are we naked, and in a closet?\" He asked Goyle.
Goyle shrugged. \"Maybe we had sex.\"
\"What do you mean?\" Crabbe asked curiously. What was this \'sex\'? A kind of cake? Mmm, cake.
\"Once my sister was found naked in a closet with her boyfriend. Mum said they had sex.\"
\"Maybe we did, too.\"
There was silence a minute, as niether wanted to admit they didn\'t remember it.
\"It was great.\" Crabbe lied.
\"Oh yeah, I thought I saw fireworks it was so great.\"
\".\" .\"
Conversation sputtered and died. Goyle eyed Crabbe, who was nearer the door.
\"Maybe we can do it again sometime.\" Crabbe said, trying not to hurt Goyle\'s feelings.
\"Yeah. Give us a kiss.\" He leaned forward.
\"What?\" Crabbe gasped.
\"I said, let us out.\"
\"No you didn\'t.\"
\"What\'d I say then, eh?\"
Crabbe blushed, but did not answer. He tried the door. It was locked.
Goyle got out his wand, and Crabbe ducked.
It was a good thing, too. Goyle\'s miscast Aloramora blasted a three-foot hole in the door.
They crawled out before Filch could catch them, Crabbe first because he was less likely to get stuck.
Surprisingly, they reached the Slytherin dungeons without being seen.
Once inside the common room, they nearly ran smack into Draco.
\"That was quick.\" Draco turned from facing the fire.
\"Ah!\" He put out his hand, blocking his view of Crabbe and Goyle below the neck. \"Some cure?\" ?\" He grinned.
\"Cure?\" Crabbe asked.
\"For your stomachache.\"
\"I had one?\"
\"Yeah, and ran out of here to go see Pomfrey not five minutes ago.\"
\"I don\'t remember.\" He replied shiftily.
\"Does sex happen that fast?\" Goyle asked him in a stage whisper.
Draco laughed at hearing that. \"You boys had sex?\"
He kept laughing.
\"Yes, Goyle, it probably happened that fast.\" Draco paused to explain, then went on into gales of laughter, kicking his heels against the sofa.
Crabbe eyed Goyle.
Goyle eyed Crabbe.
\"We\'re going to go get dressed.\" Goyle said.
Malfoy kept laughing his skinny, pale, blonde arse off.
Crabbe and Goyle went into the boy\'s dormitories.
And had sex.
For real this time.
-END-
by Anu (anubeta@lycos.com)
Crabbe/Goyle, rated PG - thank GOD!
;D
--------------
Crabbe sat up with a grunt. Cupcake. Muffin. Where were his covers?
It was cold in here.
Something snored next to him. Draco?
He put out and hand and encountered no grease-slick hair, and his paw was not slapped. Goyle, then.
He fumbled for his wand, and found it near his feet.
\"Lumos.\"
Feeble light revealed why he was so cold. \"I\'m naked!\" He sputtered.
Goyle rolled over and blinked at the light.
Well, he wasn\'t the only naked one.
On second glance, Crabbe scowled. Lucky Goyle. He\'d always wanted one like that.
\"Golly.\" Goyle said.
Crabbe thought it an understatement.
\"Why are we naked, and in a closet?\" He asked Goyle.
Goyle shrugged. \"Maybe we had sex.\"
\"What do you mean?\" Crabbe asked curiously. What was this \'sex\'? A kind of cake? Mmm, cake.
\"Once my sister was found naked in a closet with her boyfriend. Mum said they had sex.\"
\"Maybe we did, too.\"
There was silence a minute, as niether wanted to admit they didn\'t remember it.
\"It was great.\" Crabbe lied.
\"Oh yeah, I thought I saw fireworks it was so great.\"
\".\" .\"
Conversation sputtered and died. Goyle eyed Crabbe, who was nearer the door.
\"Maybe we can do it again sometime.\" Crabbe said, trying not to hurt Goyle\'s feelings.
\"Yeah. Give us a kiss.\" He leaned forward.
\"What?\" Crabbe gasped.
\"I said, let us out.\"
\"No you didn\'t.\"
\"What\'d I say then, eh?\"
Crabbe blushed, but did not answer. He tried the door. It was locked.
Goyle got out his wand, and Crabbe ducked.
It was a good thing, too. Goyle\'s miscast Aloramora blasted a three-foot hole in the door.
They crawled out before Filch could catch them, Crabbe first because he was less likely to get stuck.
Surprisingly, they reached the Slytherin dungeons without being seen.
Once inside the common room, they nearly ran smack into Draco.
\"That was quick.\" Draco turned from facing the fire.
\"Ah!\" He put out his hand, blocking his view of Crabbe and Goyle below the neck. \"Some cure?\" ?\" He grinned.
\"Cure?\" Crabbe asked.
\"For your stomachache.\"
\"I had one?\"
\"Yeah, and ran out of here to go see Pomfrey not five minutes ago.\"
\"I don\'t remember.\" He replied shiftily.
\"Does sex happen that fast?\" Goyle asked him in a stage whisper.
Draco laughed at hearing that. \"You boys had sex?\"
He kept laughing.
\"Yes, Goyle, it probably happened that fast.\" Draco paused to explain, then went on into gales of laughter, kicking his heels against the sofa.
Crabbe eyed Goyle.
Goyle eyed Crabbe.
\"We\'re going to go get dressed.\" Goyle said.
Malfoy kept laughing his skinny, pale, blonde arse off.
Crabbe and Goyle went into the boy\'s dormitories.
And had sex.
For real this time.
-END-