Damn Potions!

Disclaimer: HP & CO belong to JK Rowling. Don\'t worry, I\'m not gonna torture them... for long. *wicked grin*
Author Notes: honestly people, this is my first MAJORLY graphic slash story. so... does it suck? should i never try this again? huh? huh?


\"Don\'t look now, but you\'ve got a secret admirer.\" Harry Potter said, snickering softly. He looked past his best friend, Ron Weasley, with bespeckled green eyes. The red-headed, youngest boy of the Weasley family turned to see what his raven-haired friend was talking about. His blue eyes landed on the pale blonde in the back of the Potions classroom.

\"What are you talking about? It\'s just Malfoy, the annoying little git.\" Ron replied, annoyed as his potion turned lime green instead of the assigned red.

\"He\'s been looking over here all class.\" Harry informed him. He wiggled his eyebrows at the freckled face. Ron rolled his eyes and scratched his head as his potion turned rainbow colors.

\"I don\'t know what your talking about-\"

\"You guys!\" Hermione Granger hissed from behind them. They turned and looked at their other best friend, who glared at them, bushy hair looking electric. She placed her hands on her hips as her partner, Seamus Finnigan, mocked her from behind. \"You should be working on your Transparency Potion!\" She glanced to the side of her. \"Not funny, Seamus.\"

\"On the contrary, I think it is.\" us\'us\' Irish accent replied. He was about to say more when the faint sound of billowing robes caught in the air. They all froze as the extremely pale, greasy haired (and yet very attractive to most fangirls) Potions Master stepped over to them.

\"Are you enjoying interupting my class, Mr. Finnigan? Fifteen points from Gryffindor!\" Professor Snape said in his usual silky voice. (hehe, silky...) He glared at each of them, then into Ron and Harry\'s cauldron. His black eyes widened. \"Mr. Weasley! Would you mind explaining to me why your cauldron is changing colors like a strobe light?\"

\"I.. err... Strobe light?\" Ron asked, not knowing what the professor was talking about. Must be some muggle thing. (ah, us muggles, see what we do?)

\"Mr. Weasley, if you put into this potion what I think you put in there, you are going to be in very big trouble!\" Snape said thickly. Though everyone knew he was practically screaming. It was a Snape scream, the deadliest of it\'s kind. \"Clean this up, now! While I go check the cubbard for the item you used.\"

Ron grumbled to himself, blaming it intirely on Harry, even though he knew it was just as much his fault as his friends. Slowly, he lifted the cauldron and turned to the aisle, making his way to the sink. But a bit too soon, becuase he ran into a body, fell back, and sent the potion flying overhead. Ron landed on his butt with a thump. He heard a distinct \"Bloody Weasel!\" and the sound of splattering.

It really was a pretty potion he had created. Colors of pink and blues and purples danced over his arms and legs. Ron looked up to find Draco Malfoy as covered as he was. The Slytherin prefect was pissed. Angry beyond recognition. The grey eyed boy spit, a gunk of yellow flying to the floor, and narrowed his eyes. Ron gulped and slowly stood.

\"What the bloody hell was that, Weasel?\" Draco drawled, sneering as usual. \"I would think you\'d try to keep potions off your clothes, seeing as you can only afford one set.\"

\"You were the one who walked into me, Ferret-boy!\" Ron retorted. Draco flinched htlyhtly at the name, recalling the time he was turned into a ferret, before regaining his composure. They both glared at each other a moment, then slowly stepped closer.

\"Oh this is just great.\" The sound of Snape\'s muttering caught their attention. Both boys turned and looked at the professor. \"I suggest you get to the showers quickly and wash this off. If you leave it on your skin too long... well... That\'s not important. Weasley, you really did it this time. You put Unicorn Hooves in it! And I have no doubt Mr. Potter had something to do with this! Fifty points from Gryffindor! Now, both of you, go!\"

Ron didn\'t waste any time stumbling out of the classroom. The sweet intoxicating smell of the Unicorn Hooves he had used instead of Unicadria Horn was smothering him. He felt a tension growing throughout his body. He leaned against the wall of the dungeons and took a deep breath. The sound of footsteps caught his ear, but he didn\'t open his eyes.

\"Weasel, what are you doing here?\" Draco voice spoke up. \"Your suppose to be going to the Gryffindor Tower, not the Slytherin common room. Though,\" He added smugly, \"I know you must dream of seeing our lovely accomidations.\"

\"Shut up, Malfoy.\" Ron muttered. He couldn\'t say more. Normally he would have tried to pound Draco into the ground by now, but something was happening. He was getting very hot and his clothes were feeling very constricting.

Not that Draco was doing much better. He opened his mouth to insult the Weasley further, but he couldn\'t. He knew, dammit, he knew he would end up saying something he would regret. So, instead, Draco stood there, a few feet from the entrance to the Slytherin Dungeons, staring at the red head. Much to Draco\'s displeasure, Ron looked cute. His eyes closed in concentration, his broad shoulders and tall frame, his short red hair. Draco let his eyes drift over the boy, not realizing he was stepping closer to him.

Ron wasn\'t sure, but he suddenly smelt a hint of vanilla and mint in the air. A warmth came closer to him and he suddenly realized Draco was standing a few inches before him. Slowly, he opened his eyes. Draco was looking at him, eyes half shut and gazing at his lips. What the hell? Ron was about to push him away, when he got the urge to do something else.

\"Damn potions.\" Ron muttered as he suddenly reached out and grabbed Draco by the collar and pulled hims close. Draco didn\'t object as Ron\'s lips pressed hard against his. They froze in that position a moment. Neither knowing what to think. Ron felt slightly disgusted. This was Malfoy after all! But, another feeling was pushing his disgust to the side. Lust.

Draco, obviously was feeling the same, becuase he immediately pressed his body against Ron\'s and dragged his tongue across his lower lip. Ron slipped his hands around Draco\'s neck and in the back of his head he noticed how much shorter the boy was to him. Impatiently, Draco pushed his tongue into Ron\'s mouth, exploring it\'s caverns. Ron slid his fingers into Draco\'s hair, messing up the perfectly gelled back look.

The kissing was fine, both enjoyed it, but the urge growing in their minds wanted more. Finally Draco pulled back from Ron\'s lips. He narrowed his eyes and grabbed Ron\'s hand before dragging his a few feet, turning to a wall. He muttered a word that Ron couldn\'t catch, and the wall pulled to the side, revealing the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Ron watched as Draco hurridly dragged him through a cold looking room and down into a hall. He was expecting to come into the dorm rooms, but to his suprise a room filled with shower stalls opened before him.

\"Where-?\"

\"Snape did tell us to take a shower, didn\'t he?\" Draco broke into a wicked grin before letting go of Ron\'s hand. Ron watched with fascination as Draco turned around and began stripping off his clothes. Within seconds Ron was introduced to the wonder that was Draco\'s arse.

Draco gasped as he felt Ron\'s large hands lightly slide down his back before cupping his backside. The sound of clothes shifting as the hand was removed, then, much to Draco\leasleasure, Ron slipped his arms around his waste and pressed his bare chest to his back. Ron\'s tongue flicked out and touched Draco\'s shoulder, causing the shorter boy to shiver.

Ron grunted as Draco pulled away from him and stepped over to a nearby shower stall. He turned on the water, then gave Ron an erotic, even gaze. It was all Ron could do to keep from leaping for the Slytherin. Draco watched, slightly amused, as the red-head attempted a sauntering stride into the stall. But his terrible attempt of sexiness was pushed aside as his lips came into contact with Draco\'s. Silkinstinst silk, the kiss was soft and gentle. Ron raised his hands and lightly trailed his finger up Draco\'s arms, becomming slick from the water.

Both of their tongue darted out, touching, and recieving a small gasp from both parties. In a sudden rush of need, Ron slammed Draco into the shower\'s tiled wall, kissing him hard. Draco rocked his hips forward in response and a deep moan escaped Ron as their erections made contact. Ron moved his kisses to Draco\'s chin, and downward along his neck. Draco leaned his head back, eyes closed, as Ron\'s tongue lightly was dragged down to his chest. He bit his lip as the wet tongue made contact with a nipple.

Ron sucked gently on the hardening nipple, before moving to the other one. His arms stayed wrapped around Draco\'s waist as his continued to lick his way down Drado\'s stomach. He didn\'t know why he was doing this. In the back of his mind, a voice was screaming for him to stop. But an even louder voice told the other one to shut up, and the gasp he recieved from the blonde as his tongue dove into his belly button made him agree with the latter.

Draco finally opened his eyes and looked down at the mass of red hair. He watch, fascinated and shivering with pleasure, as a pink tongue gently touched the tip of his cock. He slipped his fingers into the fire colored strands in encouragement for him to continue. And that, Ron did.

He cupped Draco\'s buttocks firmly, enclosing the tip in his mouth. He sucked softly, before pulling Draco\'s hips further and taking him deeper into his mouth. Draco let out a long groan from the back of his throat as Ron\'s tongue did wonders. It massaged the underside of the shaft, while he continued to suck. When Draco\'s hips started rocking forward, Ron picked up the sucking, taking as much as he could is mis mouth. Draco\'s hips bucked and he froze as his orgasm erupted from within. Ron kept sucking, as though trying to retrieve every bit he could offer.

Draco smirked hazily as Ron\'s face came back into veiw. Ron removed his hands from his backside and pressed them on the tile on either side of Draco. Draco blinked and met Ron\'s blue eyes. Ron broke into a grin that would of made any Slytherin proud. In a low, husky voice, Ron spoke. \"It\'s about time I show you your place, Malfoy.\"

Draco opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out as Ron\'s hands grabbed his thighs and lifted him off the ground. Draco\'s eyes widened at look of raw determination on Ron\'s face. He automatically wrapped his legs around Ron\'s waist, to keep from falling. Ron let his hands slip around the wet blonde and grip his buttocks firmly. He kissed Draco lightly, then spoke again in that husky voice. \"Have you done this before?\"

Draco bit his lip.

\"Holy Merlin, yoven\ven\'t have you?\" Ron snickered and Draco glared.

\"And you have, Weasley?\" Draco asked.

\"Well, yeah.\" Ron replied. Draco gave him a look of disbelief and Ron sighed impatiently. \"Harry and I fooled around once... What?! Oh please, stop gagging! Now, dammit, where\'s something we can use for lubricant?\"

Draco stopped faking his gag and looked around the shower stall. Neither one of them found it odd that they were both standing in the shower, Draco\'s legs wrapped gently around Ron\'s waist and his back pressed against the wall. Ron finally spotted a small compartment and pulled it open. He inquired the two bottles inside, before pulling out one with light pink coloring.

\"Conditioner?\" Draco asked, eyeing the bottle. Ron just grinned and poured a bit into his hand. After placing the bottle back in the compartment and returning his hands to Draco\'s buttocks, Draco let out a small eep. Ron quickly kissed him as the conditioner covered finger inserted into Draco\'s hole. Ron wiggled it a moment, then slowly added another finger. Draco tensed slightly as the fingers made a scissoring motion inside. That was untill Ron\'s fingers hit something and Draco let out a high moan.

Ron took this oppurtunity to slip his tongue into Draco\'s mouth, while adding yet a third finger. Draco moaned and rocked his hips, his cock hardening quickly, as both tongue and fingers massasged him. Then they were gone. Draco grunted in protest. Soon, though, he had nothing to protest about as something else starting pushing it\'s way inside of Draco. Draco bit his lip, forcing his body to relax, as Ron\'s cock slid further inside.

Ron trailed his tongue down Draco\'s neck, nibbling here and there. Finding his pulse, he began to gently suck. Then, he grabbed Draco\'s hips firmly and thrusted upwards. Draco let out a small cry as he was impaled fully. He took a few deep breaths, Ron still sucking on his neck. For a moment, Draco got the feeling that was all Ron was planning on doing. He was about to start telling the red head off when he felt the boy\'s hips shifting. Draco just moaned softly instead.

urt,urt, in all honesty. But, Draco being who he was, this only added to the pleasure. Soon, both he and Ron were gasping for air, as Ron pounded harder and harder. Draco\'s nails dug into Ron\'s shoulders as Ron started hitting his prostate with presision time and time again. Ron wrapped on arm around Draco and the other slid down his front until he grabbed Draco\'s aching member with his hand.

The attack on both Draco\'s prostrate and cock was all his could handle. He tightened his legs around Ron and let out a howling sound as he came violently. Ron rammed into his a couple more times, as the blonde slumped spent against the wall, before freezing and filling Draco with his semen. Unable to hold both Draco and his weight, Ron fell to his knees, Draco falling onto of him.

They lay on a heap for a moment, each catching their breath. The shower water splattered against Draco\'s back, still hot due to the heating charm placed on it. Ron slowly opened his eyes and looked at the blonde sitting on top of him, still impaled by his spent member.

\"That was...\" Draco whispered, trailing off. Ron just nodded. Slowly Draco lifted himself off the Gryffindor and fell to the tiled floor next to him, still unable to stand on his own two feet. Ron lifted his arm to sheild the spary of water now hitting his face.

\"Never thought I\'d be doing that with you.\" Ron muttered. He sat up, glanced at Draco, then stood. After grabbing a green towell and drying off, he started getting dressed. Draco still laid on the tiled floor. Ron walked over, buttoning up his robes. \"Hey, are you alright?\"

\"Huh? Oh...\" Draco sat up, grimaced slightly, then stood. He turned off the water and grabbed another green towll that had appeared on it\'s rack. He started drying himself off and sighed. \"It\'s just, that potion you spilt on us was obviously what made us do this.\"

\"Well, yeah, of course.\" Ron said, crossing his arms. He watched Draco carefully, shocked that he hadn\'t yet returned to his usual sneer. His face looked thoughtful.

\"With what Snape told us, and considering how much touched our skin...\" Draco cleared his throat. \"Well, the moment it was washed off, we should of returned to normal... Meaning...\"

\"We did this on our own.\" Ron finished. Both boys stared at each other. Ron looked at Draco a moment, then stepped closer to him. Draco fought back the need to move away, not sure what Ron was planning. He quickly wrapped the towel around his waist and eyed Ron nervously. Ron took a deep breath and then, much to Draco\'s suprise, kissed him quickly on the mouth. Ron stared at him a moment after he pulled back, before whispering. \"I\'ll see you later, Malfoy.\"

With that he turned and left the showers, breaking into a run to get out of the Slytherin Dungeons before he was caught. Draco stared after him, not sure what to think. When Ron finally emerged from the Slytherin area, he met Harry and Hermione walking out of the Potions classroom.

\"Hey, you okay?\" Hermione asked. Ron nodded hurridly and fell into step with them. Harry eyed him side ways before leanign over to whisper in his ear.

\"What\'s with you? You look like you just had a hard shag.\" Ron attempted to sputter an answer, but just ended up coughing and blushing brightly as they continued on to their Charms class.