The Fan Fiction Series
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,674
Reviews:
37
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Fan Fiction Potter
title: Fan Fiction Potter
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: This goes out to all the Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy shipper writers everywhere! You know who you are! Keep on writing and HUGGLE DA POTTAR!!!
Fan Fiction Potter
by Chibimono Akuno
*scribble scribble scratch*
Rustle of parchment.
\"Hmm...\"
More rustling.
A chuckle.
*scribble scratch scribble scratch scratch*
A small laugh disguised as a cough.
Again with the parchment rustling.
\"What are you doing?\"
A gasp. \"What?! Oh... er... Nothing...?\"
\"What are you hiding?\"
Rustle of papers and the quick closing of book.
\"I\'m not... er, hiding anything...\"
\"Harry Potter! Don\'t you think I know a lie when I see one? For Merlin\'s sake, I\'m the master of lies!\"
\"Are you sure that\'s something you should be admitting to me? Or are you just lying?\"
Hmph! \"Give me the parchment.\"
Nervous glance. \"Um... No?\"
A wand whipped out from places undisclosed. \"Accio book!\"
A defeated sigh.
Rustle of parchment.
\"GOOD GODS!\"
\"Can I have it back know?\"
\"That settles it! I always thought you were a pervert, but this br prr proves it!\"
\"Shhh! I don\'t need everyone knowing!\"
A snicker. \"My my my.... Are you sure you were not a virgin before that night? I swear we have never done this! Such detail!\"
\"Okay, now give it back-\"
\"\'And when he slipped his hot tongue inside me, I gasped with pleasure. It mimicked the earlier movements of his stretching fingers by thrusting into me, searching deep inside.\' Are you trying to tell me something, here?\"
A hand reached out for the parchment. \"*You* were never supposed to read it! Now give it back-\"
The said paper was yanked away from the hand\'s grasp. \"I was never to read this? That\'s not fair at all. I seem to be in this! This is very much for my eyes, as much as it is for your pen. Look here- \'Draco slid inside me and cried out my name as an exclamation to the tightness.\' See! That\'s me.\"
Exasperated sigh. \"Yes, it is. Now-\"
\"And what exactly is the point of writing this? Is it not enough to experience it, that you have to write it out? Continuing to saver the flavor, perhaps?\"
A blush over pale cheeks. \"It\'s not for me...\"
Brow furrowed over mercury colored eyes. \"What do you mean? If it\'s not for you and my eyes were never to fall across it... What are you up to, Potter?\"
\"Have you heard of fan fiction?\"
\"Like what witches write about Merlin and that Muggle Arthur?\"
\"Sort of.\"
A glare. \"What about it?\"
A nervous clearing of the throat. \"Well, people have been writing fan fiction about me...\"
Mercury eyes went wide. \"Really? Well, I suppose some would, as they have no life... And you are, supposedly, the hero of the Wizarding world. You probably do have a few fans here and there.\"
\"Try lots.\"
\"What does all this have to do with writing down our smutty little escapades and making up some of your own?\"
\"You see... There is a type of fan fic cal called slash...\"
\"Yes?\"
\"It\'s basically men or boys having a relationship and sex...\"
\"Don\'t tell me people have been writing about you having sex? Don\'t people know to keep their noses out of other people\'s personal lives?\"
\"It gets worse.\"
\"How can it get worse? Truly, the last thing I really want to see is a story posted somewhere about me wanking off. That\'s the worst right there.\"
\"You\'re not always wanking off alone in these stories, you know. They have a need to pair you up with other people.\"
Disbelieving gray eyes fell upon green. \"I\'m afraid to ask...\"
\"I\'m going to tell you anyway.\"
\"Please don\'t!\"
\"I have been paired with Ron-\"
\"That thought has been in my head before and, I must say that as much as I hate it, it is the hardest to get out of my head!\"
\"Professor Lupin-\"
\"You\'re not the type for hairy ones, though.\"
\"Professor Snape-\"
\"Oh gods! I\'m sorry, but even if I was failing potions, I would never stoop that low!\"
\"Your father-\"
\"NO WAY! NOT MY DADDY!!!\"
\"And many many others...\"
\"What about you and I?\"
\"Actually, we are a favorite pairing. People tend to think that because we are such angsty teenagers with over-active libidos, we shag on a regular basis.\"
\"And we do!\"
A smile. \"Yes, we do, don\'t we?\"
\"So, you are writing to set everyone straight? To let them know that the truth is in the relationship between me and you?\"
\"Not really...\"
\"Then what are you doing?\"
\"Using a pen name and writing just like the rest of them. Besides, writing and even reading these fan fictions gives me good ideas for later use with you.\"
\"You are a pervert, you know that?\"
A smirk. \"Of course. I shag you.\"
\"Point taken.\"
Rustle of paper being returned to the owner.
\"I\'m not the only one they write about, though.\"
\"Oh really?\"
\"You are a favorite character at times, as well.\"
Nervous gulp. \"You don\'t say?\"
Devilish snicker. \"I\'ve seen you paired with Ron, too.\"
\"WHAT!?!\"
~ the end ~
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: This goes out to all the Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy shipper writers everywhere! You know who you are! Keep on writing and HUGGLE DA POTTAR!!!
Fan Fiction Potter
by Chibimono Akuno
*scribble scribble scratch*
Rustle of parchment.
\"Hmm...\"
More rustling.
A chuckle.
*scribble scratch scribble scratch scratch*
A small laugh disguised as a cough.
Again with the parchment rustling.
\"What are you doing?\"
A gasp. \"What?! Oh... er... Nothing...?\"
\"What are you hiding?\"
Rustle of papers and the quick closing of book.
\"I\'m not... er, hiding anything...\"
\"Harry Potter! Don\'t you think I know a lie when I see one? For Merlin\'s sake, I\'m the master of lies!\"
\"Are you sure that\'s something you should be admitting to me? Or are you just lying?\"
Hmph! \"Give me the parchment.\"
Nervous glance. \"Um... No?\"
A wand whipped out from places undisclosed. \"Accio book!\"
A defeated sigh.
Rustle of parchment.
\"GOOD GODS!\"
\"Can I have it back know?\"
\"That settles it! I always thought you were a pervert, but this br prr proves it!\"
\"Shhh! I don\'t need everyone knowing!\"
A snicker. \"My my my.... Are you sure you were not a virgin before that night? I swear we have never done this! Such detail!\"
\"Okay, now give it back-\"
\"\'And when he slipped his hot tongue inside me, I gasped with pleasure. It mimicked the earlier movements of his stretching fingers by thrusting into me, searching deep inside.\' Are you trying to tell me something, here?\"
A hand reached out for the parchment. \"*You* were never supposed to read it! Now give it back-\"
The said paper was yanked away from the hand\'s grasp. \"I was never to read this? That\'s not fair at all. I seem to be in this! This is very much for my eyes, as much as it is for your pen. Look here- \'Draco slid inside me and cried out my name as an exclamation to the tightness.\' See! That\'s me.\"
Exasperated sigh. \"Yes, it is. Now-\"
\"And what exactly is the point of writing this? Is it not enough to experience it, that you have to write it out? Continuing to saver the flavor, perhaps?\"
A blush over pale cheeks. \"It\'s not for me...\"
Brow furrowed over mercury colored eyes. \"What do you mean? If it\'s not for you and my eyes were never to fall across it... What are you up to, Potter?\"
\"Have you heard of fan fiction?\"
\"Like what witches write about Merlin and that Muggle Arthur?\"
\"Sort of.\"
A glare. \"What about it?\"
A nervous clearing of the throat. \"Well, people have been writing fan fiction about me...\"
Mercury eyes went wide. \"Really? Well, I suppose some would, as they have no life... And you are, supposedly, the hero of the Wizarding world. You probably do have a few fans here and there.\"
\"Try lots.\"
\"What does all this have to do with writing down our smutty little escapades and making up some of your own?\"
\"You see... There is a type of fan fic cal called slash...\"
\"Yes?\"
\"It\'s basically men or boys having a relationship and sex...\"
\"Don\'t tell me people have been writing about you having sex? Don\'t people know to keep their noses out of other people\'s personal lives?\"
\"It gets worse.\"
\"How can it get worse? Truly, the last thing I really want to see is a story posted somewhere about me wanking off. That\'s the worst right there.\"
\"You\'re not always wanking off alone in these stories, you know. They have a need to pair you up with other people.\"
Disbelieving gray eyes fell upon green. \"I\'m afraid to ask...\"
\"I\'m going to tell you anyway.\"
\"Please don\'t!\"
\"I have been paired with Ron-\"
\"That thought has been in my head before and, I must say that as much as I hate it, it is the hardest to get out of my head!\"
\"Professor Lupin-\"
\"You\'re not the type for hairy ones, though.\"
\"Professor Snape-\"
\"Oh gods! I\'m sorry, but even if I was failing potions, I would never stoop that low!\"
\"Your father-\"
\"NO WAY! NOT MY DADDY!!!\"
\"And many many others...\"
\"What about you and I?\"
\"Actually, we are a favorite pairing. People tend to think that because we are such angsty teenagers with over-active libidos, we shag on a regular basis.\"
\"And we do!\"
A smile. \"Yes, we do, don\'t we?\"
\"So, you are writing to set everyone straight? To let them know that the truth is in the relationship between me and you?\"
\"Not really...\"
\"Then what are you doing?\"
\"Using a pen name and writing just like the rest of them. Besides, writing and even reading these fan fictions gives me good ideas for later use with you.\"
\"You are a pervert, you know that?\"
A smirk. \"Of course. I shag you.\"
\"Point taken.\"
Rustle of paper being returned to the owner.
\"I\'m not the only one they write about, though.\"
\"Oh really?\"
\"You are a favorite character at times, as well.\"
Nervous gulp. \"You don\'t say?\"
Devilish snicker. \"I\'ve seen you paired with Ron, too.\"
\"WHAT!?!\"
~ the end ~